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Flauros
03/10/21 9:45:35 PM
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Like when you have one of those days, where your piss is dark brown and thicker than honey. And after like 10 minutes its up to the rim and you realize you clogged it again?

I found if you just add a shit load of drain cleaner, it starts to break it down enough to slither down the pipe. Then you can finish the rest of your piss sesh

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fuming
03/10/21 9:46:23 PM
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You sound very unhealthy.
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HODL_Austin_Era
03/10/21 9:46:37 PM
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Drainer cleaners aren't meant for toilets...and drink more water and see a doctor..

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Jabodie
03/10/21 9:47:43 PM
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No. I can safely say this has never happened to me.

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MabusIncarnate
03/10/21 9:49:07 PM
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Man when I quit drinking heavy and went on a liver cleanse thing, I was pissing brown syrup for a week until I finally got a lot of that shit out of my system.

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Flauros
03/10/21 9:50:31 PM
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HODL_Austin_Era posted...
Drainer cleaners aren't meant for toilets...and drink more water and see a doctor..
Thats all I have available and it works

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skermac
03/10/21 9:54:29 PM
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Never happened to me

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monkmith
03/10/21 9:56:56 PM
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have we discovered the secret source of gorilla glue?

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SauI_Goodman
03/10/21 9:58:27 PM
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Not possible lmao go see a doctor

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KiwiTerraRizing
03/10/21 10:01:45 PM
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This is normal, dont see a doctor

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JlM
03/10/21 10:02:28 PM
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Ugh I hate when I syrup piss and my wife is like "Next time you spray diarrhea all over the bowl clean it for fucks sake".

So then I just piss in the shower but it's still too thick and soon I'm standing in 18 inches of my syrupy piss water.

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Turtlebread
03/10/21 10:09:50 PM
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didnt know syrup piss syndrome was so common

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Feline_Heart
03/10/21 10:10:56 PM
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Wtf are you taking about lol

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electricbugs2
03/10/21 10:11:38 PM
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Never happened to me personally but when I was in HS someone flooded a urinal with pee. There was like ten dudes in the bathroom at the time too so it spread like wildfire. Dont think we ever figured out who it was though.

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-Unowninator-
03/11/21 12:30:55 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Not sure if ppl are memeing or actually believe this.

I certainly don't believe it.
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TheoryzC
03/11/21 12:32:22 AM
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Da fuck

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Zero_Destroyer
03/11/21 12:32:33 AM
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Go to a doctor

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DarthDemented
03/11/21 12:33:45 AM
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Never pissed that thick but have had a toilet back up after pissing.

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IHeartRadiation
03/11/21 12:33:51 AM
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I'm pretty sure the first guy I saw say he had brown urine died.

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Smackems
03/11/21 12:43:29 AM
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Bro mine is red and electrical. Constantly shocks my dick off. You ain't hittin on shit

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CommunismFTW
03/11/21 12:47:17 AM
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lol

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masticatingman
03/11/21 12:48:06 AM
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Nope

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Zikten
03/11/21 12:48:58 AM
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Pretty sure TC would be dead if he had syrup urine
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WILD_CHARIZARD
03/11/21 12:51:36 AM
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when i piss it feels like i'm pouring a melted werther's original through a funnel

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Kastrada
03/11/21 12:52:30 AM
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Zikten posted...
Pretty sure TC would be dead if he had syrup urine

Spoiler: TC is an ent.

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Forever_Black
03/11/21 1:01:45 AM
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Sounds like Chlamydia, go get checked out.

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F1areaGaman
03/11/21 1:29:00 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Man when I quit drinking heavy and went on a liver cleanse thing, I was pissing brown syrup for a week until I finally got a lot of that shit out of my system.

How do you cleanse your liver?

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mattfrank
03/11/21 1:33:39 AM
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Dark brown piss??

You are pissing blood and protein. Go see a doctor and have your kidneys checked.

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JimmyFraska
03/11/21 2:16:14 AM
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You'll fix it when you stop drinking liquids. WHen you get from the honey texture to more of a rubber cement, its actually so heavy it goes down anyway. Try that. No water or anything, though heavy sodas or syrups are okay
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jon1012
03/11/21 2:19:48 AM
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Syrup piss? Um, wtf?

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sutree
03/11/21 2:22:19 AM
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I hate when it comes out like pencil lead and it cracks the porcelain

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/11/21 2:40:57 AM
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Aight that's enough internet for me today. I'mma head out.
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TRC
03/11/21 2:41:20 AM
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Jabodie posted...
No. I can safely say this has never happened to me.

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TRC
03/11/21 2:42:11 AM
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ITT: People that have gone years with untreated gonorrhea
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KStateKing17
03/11/21 3:21:38 AM
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That sounds so painful

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steve_madsci
03/11/21 3:29:04 AM
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That sounds like mucus, most likely caused by a UTI or an STD. There's probably other things it could be. Maybe a kidney stone...

But, yeah, that's not normal and your probably gonna die if you don't get that looked at
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Zergrush80
03/11/21 3:30:33 AM
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this dude pissing tree sap.....wtf.....

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Machete
03/11/21 4:04:34 AM
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Tc never posted again itt. I think he may have already died from whatever was causing the problem :(
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Flauros
03/11/21 4:20:43 AM
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Machete posted...
Tc never posted again itt. I think he may have already died from whatever was causing the problem :(
I'm back. After many hours of straining and many more bladder farts, I'm fine.

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Smackems
03/11/21 4:25:15 AM
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Flauros posted...
I'm back. After many hours of straining and many more bladder farts, I'm fine.
Does that sound like a whoopie cushion

Or a snoring Kirby maybe

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Machete
03/11/21 4:32:39 AM
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Flauros posted...

I'm back. After many hours of straining and many more bladder farts, I'm fine.


Are you going to see a doctor? You don't want to piss out an organ. That would really clog the toilet. You could also have your dick fall off. That wouldn't be ideal either.
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Flauros
03/11/21 4:35:26 AM
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Smackems posted...
Does that sound like a whoopie cushion

Or a snoring Kirby maybe
A mix of both. When you're almost drained, you know how it creates a little vacuum? I just fart it back out.

Machete posted...
Are you going to see a doctor? You don't want to piss out an organ. That would really clog the toilet. You could also have your dick fall off. That wouldn't be ideal either.
Its seems fine to me. Been doing it like this as long as I can remember. Thank God you only need to piss once a week.

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Machete
03/11/21 4:45:32 AM
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Flauros posted...

A mix of both. When you're almost drained, you know how it creates a little vacuum? I just fart it back out.

Its seems fine to me. Been doing it like this as long as I can remember. Thank God you only need to piss once a week.


If you start pissing like once a month though, seriously get help for it. That's when you're at risk of that vacuum causing your eyeballs to be sucked down through your body and into your scrotum which causes the testicles to then migrate up to the empty eye sockets. If that happens, you won't be able to read advice on CE because you will be unable to see, as the scrotum is not transparent.
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Flauros
03/11/21 4:47:59 AM
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