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WingsOfGood
03/09/21 10:15:38 PM
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You: Babe, I am horny. My chad D is ready.

Her: One more game of among us.

*hours later

You: Babe...

Her: I just won my Valorant match!
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Kloe_Rinz
03/09/21 10:19:12 PM
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It would be nice to have a friend to just chill and play games with all day irl. Dont need to make babies
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/09/21 10:19:27 PM
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Id let her make me money while I bang attractive broads

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Zikten
03/09/21 10:22:06 PM
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She has to stop sometime. I'd be patient and I can play with her in the meantime
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CelestialVoices
03/09/21 10:22:30 PM
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she's a gamer right? we are going to the game stop
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Chewtarch
03/09/21 10:22:44 PM
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who is pokemane

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Zikten
03/09/21 10:23:45 PM
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Chewtarch posted...
who is pokemane

Most famous female streamer in the world
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WingsOfGood
03/09/21 10:26:31 PM
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Zikten posted...
She has to stop sometime. I'd be patient and I can play with her in the meantime

She game till she 100
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NoxObscuras
03/09/21 10:27:45 PM
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I legit had to Google her. She's cute, but a bit young for my tastes. But yeah, just wait for her to finish playing. Or, if she's playing something single player, mess with her while she's playing.

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WingsOfGood
03/09/21 10:28:39 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
I legit had to Google her.

No one believes this.

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NoxObscuras
03/09/21 10:33:05 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
No one believes this.
I never watch streams, so I legitimately had no idea what she looked like. Believe it or don't, I don't really care. Doesn't change the rest of my response lol.

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Chewtarch
03/09/21 10:33:22 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
No one believes this.
literally how the fuck would i know about some streamer, even if they're the most popular streamer? i dont know the most popular tv actor, or rapper, or stage actor either. how would i know this things if i'm not part of the hobby's community

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WingsOfGood
03/09/21 10:34:23 PM
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Chewtarch posted...
literally how the fuck would i know about some streamer, even if they're the most popular streamer? i dont know the most popular tv actor, or rapper, or stage actor either. how would i know this things if i'm not part of the hobby's community

There was a thread about her tonight like 20 minutes before I made this thread and it got a ton of replies.
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Chewtarch
03/09/21 10:35:09 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
There was a thread about her tonight like 20 minutes before I made this thread and it got a ton of replies.
oh jeez a thread 20 minutes ago oh man how could i not know

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Turbam
03/09/21 10:35:11 PM
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Wow, no pics.

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_Marka_Ragnos_
03/09/21 10:38:20 PM
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Chewtarch posted...
who is pokemane

NoxObscuras posted...
I legit had to Google her. She's cute, but a bit young for my tastes. But yeah, just wait for her to finish playing. Or, if she's playing something single player, mess with her while she's playing.

Literally fooling no one
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WingsOfGood
03/09/21 10:38:25 PM
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@Turbam posted...
Wow, no pics.

If I linked pics you wouldn't know what to do with them.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/09/21 10:42:35 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Or, if she's playing something single player, mess with her while she's playing.

That's annoying to a lot of people >_>. Gotta pick your spots.

Also, why would you pick a gamer girl and then act like playing games in the relationship is something unreasonable and annoying to her? Maybe she just comes on to strong and I need some romance. Light some candles for me or something bitch. Im not some skanky one night stand.

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Turbam
03/09/21 10:43:13 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
@

If I linked pics you wouldn't know what to do with them.


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WingsOfGood
03/09/21 10:46:38 PM
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@Turbam



Fine here is pic.
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ShineboxPhil
03/09/21 10:47:00 PM
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Zikten posted...
Most famous female streamer in the world
I remember when it was her
https://youtu.be/rjz7nr3TTKs

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smoke_break
03/09/21 10:47:30 PM
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She ain't ready for this.

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Turbam
03/09/21 10:48:12 PM
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Wow, she's pretty damn basic

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ZeroX91
03/09/21 10:48:19 PM
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I wouldnt want her ive seen then dm leaks, drama is good popcorn time, she seems prery phony

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WingsOfGood
03/09/21 10:49:30 PM
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Turbam posted...
Wow, she's pretty damn basic

But those l33t skills


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Choco
03/09/21 10:50:06 PM
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WingsOfGood
03/09/21 10:50:47 PM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
I remember when it was her
https://youtu.be/rjz7nr3TTKs

I literally never seen this person before.

Fyi pokimane played with AOC and been on the news and stuff.
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ShineboxPhil
03/09/21 10:53:45 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
I literally never seen this person before.

Fyi pokimane played with AOC and been on the news and stuff.
Lol really. Her shit was great.
Loved the trolling donations people were sending her.
She was like the greatest troll ever

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Master Kazuya
03/09/21 10:55:31 PM
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Even though I hate to admit it, I don't think it'd work out. I feel like I'd be insecure about the massive amounts of attention she gets. And I'm not even sure if she as of right now is mature enough to handle the attention without it fucking up the relationship. I looked at her Twitter just now and her post that said "single btw" or something has over 160k likes in under 12 hours. That's nuts.

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WingsOfGood
03/09/21 10:58:07 PM
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Master Kazuya posted...
Even though I hate to admit it, I don't think it'd work out. I feel like I'd be insecure about the massive amounts of attention she gets. And I'm not even sure if she as of right now is mature enough to handle the attention without it fucking up the relationship. I looked at her Twitter just now and her post that said "single btw" or something has over 160k likes in under 12 hours. That's nuts.

You get in a fight, she ignores you and gets tons of donos for telling her chat she is fighting with her bf.
Kek
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Chewtarch
03/09/21 10:59:08 PM
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did you literally just type out 'kek' in 2021

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troll_swag
03/09/21 10:59:09 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
I literally never seen this person before.

Fyi pokimane played with AOC and been on the news and stuff.
That was quite possibly the funniest game of Among Us ever

Toast marinated the shit out of AOC and then turned Ilmars daughter against her

great stuff

edit: AOC fangirling over Corpses voice was funny as hell

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WingsOfGood
03/09/21 11:03:01 PM
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Chewtarch posted...
did you literally just type out 'kek' in 2021

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Lost_All_Senses
03/09/21 11:04:18 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
You get in a fight, she ignores you and gets tons of donos for telling her chat she is fighting with her bf.
Kek

Faking fights would be kind of funny. If there's anyone I can con and not really hurt my conscience, it's that community.

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Master Kazuya
03/09/21 11:16:11 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
You get in a fight, she ignores you and gets tons of donos for telling her chat she is fighting with her bf.
Kek

Exactly. Unless she is like, a zen centered totally grounded individual (and who the hell is like that anyway), if she decides to do that, the attention she gets from that will absolutely reinforce her to do it next time until she starts buying all the BS peddled her way. Not to mention the death threats I'll get from weirdos.

And then in those fights, even if I'm in the right or have valid points, I'll automatically feel like I have to be in the wrong because she'll push the narrative she's right constantly from the attention she gets from her side.

Idk I might be looking too far into it but the potential for it to be a mess seems high.

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Stagmar
03/09/21 11:56:43 PM
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Chewtarch posted...
who is pokemane
I think shes with VOMS.

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Zikten
03/09/21 11:57:48 PM
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Stagmar posted...

I think shes with VOMS.

That is Pikamee. Pikamee is Japanese (but half white)

Pokimane is American
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Stagmar
03/10/21 12:02:06 AM
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Zikten posted...
That is Pikamee. Pikamee is Japanese (but half white)

Pokimane is American
Lies. Pikamee is a tea kettle.

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