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Damn_Underscore
03/08/21 8:05:35 PM
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My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

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Choco
03/08/21 8:06:59 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
for some reason this is the most memorable part to me

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TheBlueMonk_
03/08/21 8:07:27 PM
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an oldie
but a goodie

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HighOnSolar
03/08/21 8:07:38 PM
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TheBlueMonk_ posted...
an oldie
but a goodie


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Surf
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Master_Bass
03/08/21 8:08:20 PM
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What year did this first appear?

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RebelElite791
03/08/21 8:08:45 PM
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This really weeds out the CE posers

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LinkDaLunatic
03/08/21 8:09:06 PM
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LivingLegend posted...
Wtf
lol new
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Turbam
03/08/21 8:19:53 PM
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Duct tape? Are you serious?
That's something Hornswoggle would do!!

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ZeroX91
03/08/21 8:21:32 PM
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Is this captain pineapples origin story?

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sabin017
03/08/21 10:56:44 PM
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I don't remember the last sentence reading like nonsense but oh well.

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Kitt
03/08/21 11:23:32 PM
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You think that's bad? My dad just did the most embarrassing thing in front of my pals.

He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do?

my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its fucking stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bullshit

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