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Smackems
03/04/21 1:32:50 PM
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Except for the ones that were, which was a lot of them

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The Nintendo Master
03/04/21 1:34:28 PM
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Actually none of them were

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Lost_All_Senses
03/04/21 1:34:38 PM
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I think most jokes are funny when you leave the victim anonymous. Your mind processes it different when you have a blank cell compared to if you pick a specific target and say horrible things. The way tou picture it in your head is way less personal and dramatic.

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CanuckCowboy
03/04/21 1:35:05 PM
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The Nintendo Master posted...
Actually none of them were

Wrong

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Smackems
03/04/21 1:35:49 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I think most jokes are funny when you leave the victim anonymous. Your mind processes it different when you have a blank cell compared to if you pick a specific target and say horrible things. The way tou picture it in your head is way less personal and dramatic.
I don't think that hard about it. Tbh i just love dark humor

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WingsOfGood
03/04/21 1:36:55 PM
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Imagine if twitter, twitch and youtube existed when this was a thing lol.
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Funkydog
03/04/21 1:37:26 PM
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You know what's funnier than dead baby jokes?

Shame on you for what you thought.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/04/21 1:37:59 PM
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Smackems posted...
I don't think that hard about it. Tbh i just love dark humor

I love humor in general. Which is why I pick it apart and find out what I can get away with that others will also let me get away with. I've used this reasoning to get people to come around to a few dark humor jokes. Jokes are way better when you can enjoy them with others imo. If Im the only one laughing and everyone else is uncomfortable, that's not as fun.

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Smackems
03/04/21 1:38:06 PM
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Funkydog posted...
You know what's funnier than dead baby jokes?

Shame on you for what you thought.
Dammit I've been bamboozled

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GATTJT
03/04/21 1:40:51 PM
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Dead baby jokes are like dead babies. You know the punchline.

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Smackems
03/04/21 1:42:04 PM
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GATTJT posted...
Dead baby jokes are like dead babies. You know the punchline.
No, i dont, dammit

This topic is backfiring

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DD Divine
03/04/21 1:42:42 PM
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a lot of things From 20 years ago isnt funny anymore

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Lairen
03/04/21 1:43:57 PM
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They were very funny.

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DeadBankerDream
03/04/21 1:44:29 PM
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I genuinely don't remember anyone ever making a dead baby joke. Except maybe James Gunn, but even then I'm not sure.
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superman 2000
03/04/21 1:46:00 PM
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Anything can be funny if the joke is formatted and delivered properly.

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Smackems
03/04/21 1:46:39 PM
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superman 2000 posted...
Anything can be funny if the joke is formatted and delivered properly.
Nah sometimes things are funny if the opposite occurs

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fhqwhgads
03/04/21 1:50:04 PM
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The Nintendo Master posted...
Actually none of them were


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philsov
03/04/21 1:55:07 PM
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Smackems posted...
Nah sometimes things are funny if the opposite occurs


Well, yes, there's humor in subversion as well.

Like the classic "what's black and white and red all over" has the clean answer being a newspaper and the dirty answer being a penguin* in a blender. *other other black/white animal like skunk, panda, zebra, etc. And then when someone's clever and tell you response B, you counter with punchline A and vice versa.
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DD Divine
03/04/21 1:59:00 PM
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Whats long brown and sticky? A stick

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superman 2000
03/04/21 2:51:06 PM
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Smackems posted...
Nah sometimes things are funny if the opposite occurs

dont see why you said nah. What we both said is true.

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DDirtyDastard
03/04/21 2:52:39 PM
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Nothing was ever funny. Comedy is the devil.
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Smackems
03/04/21 3:00:06 PM
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superman 2000 posted...
dont see why you said nah. What we both said is true.
Nah

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superman 2000
03/04/21 3:00:16 PM
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DDirtyDastard posted...
Nothing was ever funny. Comedy is the devil.

I laughed at this comment just to prove you wrong.

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superman 2000
03/04/21 3:00:40 PM
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Smackems posted...
Nah

definitely.

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Orlando_Jordan
03/04/21 3:02:31 PM
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The humor of choice for guys who wear fedoras.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/04/21 3:13:13 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
The humor of choice for guys who wear fedoras.

One day you're gonna look in the mirror and realize the reason everything comes back to fedoras for you is because there's one sitting on your head. Then you will struggle to pull it off your head and fall out the window.

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Veggeta X
03/04/21 3:14:00 PM
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Should have just posted Jinjo

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DDirtyDastard
03/04/21 3:14:22 PM
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superman 2000 posted...
I laughed at this comment just to prove you wrong.
You will be doxxed and banned from everything shortly.
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superman 2000
03/04/21 3:15:00 PM
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DDirtyDastard posted...
You will be doxxed and banned from everything shortly.

Bummer.

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ButteryMales
03/04/21 3:16:34 PM
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Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
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thronedfire2
03/04/21 3:17:01 PM
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The good thing about anti vaxxers is if you get one pregnant you only have to pay child support for a few years

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Orlando_Jordan
03/04/21 3:24:38 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
One day you're gonna look in the mirror and realize the reason everything comes back to fedoras for you is because there's one sitting on your head. Then you will struggle to pull it off your head and fall out the window.
*tips fedora*

M'lady

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DDirtyDastard
03/04/21 3:27:28 PM
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superman 2000 posted...
Bummer.
Yeah, ain't that some shit? Look on the bright side. At least you got to laugh before it became heresy.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/04/21 3:28:57 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
*tips fedora*

M'lady

*Thinks about our short run in for the rest of my life and always wonders what happened to that one of a kind gentleman from that day*

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Smackems
03/04/21 3:37:23 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
*tips fedora*

M'lady
*tips fedora back*

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superman 2000
03/04/21 3:46:11 PM
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DDirtyDastard posted...
Yeah, ain't that some shit? Look on the bright side. At least you got to laugh before it became heresy.

There's always light at the end of the tunnel...and it's usually a train, getting ready to run you over.

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Smackems
03/04/21 4:36:31 PM
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leverageblargh posted...
Another one of life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy
Is that an anime quote

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