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DoctorPiranha3
02/25/21 11:18:20 AM
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  • They slither around
  • They have forked tongues that they constantly display
  • They're EVERYWHERE. Land, water, and air. Grassy fields, trees, underground.
  • They strike fast
  • They're cold blooded reptiles, a mammals sworn enemy
  • Some will kill with a single venomous bite. Others will strangle you to death.
  • They hiss, rattle, oh and they shed their skin like a goddamn alien
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R1masher
02/25/21 11:22:10 AM
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BignutzisBack
02/25/21 11:23:06 AM
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My ex-wife would legitimately start sobbing whenever she saw a snake, hyperventilating to the extreme. It didn't even have to be in person, if she saw a snake on TV she would start crying immediately.

Not sure what that was about lol

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DoctorPiranha3
02/25/21 3:59:47 PM
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BignutzisBack posted...
My ex-wife would legitimately start sobbing whenever she saw a snake, hyperventilating to the extreme. It didn't even have to be in person, if she saw a snake on TV she would start crying immediately.

Not sure what that was about lol
That would get annoying real quick
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IHeartRadiation
02/25/21 4:09:20 PM
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The only really disgusting about them is the way they actually eat.

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I don't get it either.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
02/25/21 4:11:06 PM
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They hide in cardboard boxes too

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WilliamPorygon
02/25/21 4:11:51 PM
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Also, they have two penises

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IHeartRadiation
02/25/21 5:30:19 PM
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dolomedes posted... i
WOW okay i guess we're never having lunch together then :(
The way I eat isn't meant for mortal eyes either.

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I don't get it either.
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Taharqa_
02/25/21 5:31:36 PM
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https://youtu.be/Rv9hn4IGofM


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Trumble
02/25/21 5:31:45 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
They're EVERYWHERE. Land, water, and air. Grassy fields, trees, underground.
Don't forget planes.

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viewmaster_pi
02/25/21 5:37:01 PM
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first of all, how dare you

secondly:


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