Current Events > Isn't it funny how ejaculatory power is proportional to the duration of buildup?

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Josiah_Is_Back 02/20/21 8:11:09 PM #1:	Like if you just rub one out real quick, it'll just ooze like a leaky faucet, but if you're going to town either on yourself or with somebody else, it's like you're filling up a jizz meter in a video game, and when you finally let loose, it explodes like a Mentos Coke bottle. What's up wit dat? --- "Walk on air against your better judgment." - Seamus Heaney, "The Gravel Walks" <cite>Josiah_Is_Back posted [p:950888690] in Isn't it f... [t:79307754]...</cite> <quote>Like if you just rub one out real quick, it'll just ooze like a leaky faucet, but if you're going to town either on yourself or with somebody else, it's like you're filling up a jizz meter in a video game, and when you finally let loose, it explodes like a Mentos Coke bottle. What's up wit dat? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/20/21 8:11:46 PM #2:	I don't want it on my face --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:950888711] in Isn't it f... [t:79307754]...</cite> <quote>I don't want it on my face </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
J03can 02/20/21 8:12:13 PM #3:	Lol ooze like a leaky faucet. Also known as a boilover --- Jerry, it's Frank Costanza!!! Mr Steinbrenner's here George is dead - call me back!!!! <cite>J03can posted [p:950888726] in Isn't it f... [t:79307754]...</cite> <quote>Lol ooze like a leaky faucet. Also known as a boilover </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 02/20/21 8:14:41 PM #4:	Like when sonic does that spinny thing --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:950888804] in Isn't it f... [t:79307754]...</cite> <quote>Like when sonic does that spinny thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 02/20/21 8:18:16 PM #5:	it's like charging a smash attack --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:950888908] in Isn't it f... [t:79307754]...</cite> <quote>it's like charging a smash attack </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShyOx 02/20/21 8:22:52 PM #6:	I prefer like two guys climbing out of an overturned Honda --- http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6938/vyqp.jpg DIPLOMACY <cite>ShyOx posted [p:950889025] in Isn't it f... [t:79307754]...</cite> <quote>I prefer like two guys climbing out of an overturned Honda </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 02/20/21 8:24:39 PM #7:	That is a post worth framing --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:950889079] in Isn't it f... [t:79307754]...</cite> <quote>That is a post worth framing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 02/20/21 8:27:09 PM #9:	Irony posted... I don't want it on my face man up and take it like a man --- https://imgur.com/uUaFvGj <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:950889152] in Isn't it f... [t:79307754]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>I don't want it on my face</quote>man up and take it like a man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 02/20/21 8:27:43 PM #10:	It feels like a yoshi exploshi --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:950889167] in Isn't it f... [t:79307754]...</cite> <quote>It feels like a yoshi exploshi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Josiah_Is_Back 02/20/21 8:29:12 PM #11:	Captain_Qwark posted... It's not like that at all for me It's all about how turned on I am. If I'm super in the mood I can shoot rockets even if it's like <5 minutes And I could edge all day and have it ooze out if the ending part isn't super great So a super-turned-on, long-buildup release would be like a Tesla rocket --- "Walk on air against your better judgment." - Seamus Heaney, "The Gravel Walks" <cite>Josiah_Is_Back posted [p:950889201] in Isn't it f... [t:79307754]...</cite> <quote>Captain_Qwark posted... </cite> <quote>It's not like that at all for me It's all about how turned on I am. If I'm super in the mood I can shoot rockets even if it's like <5 minutes And I could edge all day and have it ooze out if the ending part isn't super great</quote> So a super-turned-on, long-buildup release would be like a Tesla rocket </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Conker 02/20/21 8:30:38 PM #12:	Ive never experienced the oozing faucet in my life and Im now over 30. When I see a video and the guy basically has to squeeze it out and smear it off the tip its weird as hell to me. --- If you don't want to argue about something, take the initiative and stfu. Lets Go: Lions, Red Wings, Tigers, Pistons! <cite>Conker posted [p:950889249] in Isn't it f... [t:79307754]...</cite> <quote>Ive never experienced the oozing faucet in my life and Im now over 30. When I see a video and the guy basically has to squeeze it out and smear it off the tip its weird as hell to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 02/20/21 8:31:25 PM #13:	I wonder what the mechanics are but I imagine it's somewhat like leading a spring. the tension builds in the muscles and the contraction is stronger. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:950889272] in Isn't it f... [t:79307754]...</cite> <quote>I wonder what the mechanics are but I imagine it's somewhat like leading a spring. the tension builds in the muscles and the contraction is stronger. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Intro2Logic 02/20/21 8:31:54 PM #14:	If you wait long enough, you can propel yourself like the fludd in Mario Sunshine --- Have you tried thinking rationally? <cite>Intro2Logic posted [p:950889293] in Isn't it f... [t:79307754]...</cite> <quote>If you wait long enough, you can propel yourself like the fludd in Mario Sunshine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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