Current Events > what does mario do when he isnt mass killing goombas and koopas

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ModLogic
02/19/21 8:16:51 PM
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  • physically assaulting peach
  • abusing his brother luigi
  • furry roleplaying with butt plug animal tails
  • enslaving yoshis and killing/abandoning them to die
  • kidnap and kill kongs
what else does this violent twisted pos do in his spare time?

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MrKapowski
02/19/21 8:17:42 PM
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So...are ghost houses full of Mario's victims?

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Veggeta X
02/19/21 8:17:56 PM
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Lemme guess Bowser is the real hero. Okay Karate Kid.

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Antifar
02/19/21 8:18:30 PM
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Contribute to climate change by holding go-karting tournaments

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kin to all that throbs
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ModLogic
02/19/21 8:19:04 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
Lemme guess Bowser is the real hero. Okay Karate Kid.
bowser is a nice guy that is only trying to help the dumbass peach escape domestic violence. but she keeps going back.

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DrizztLink
02/19/21 8:19:28 PM
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ModLogic
02/19/21 8:20:51 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Medical malpractice.
oh yea completely forgot about the time he posed as a doctor. probably did unsavory things to his patients/victims too...

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ThyCorndog
02/19/21 8:36:37 PM
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mario is a violent reactionary in a post-scarcity world. the kingdoms and heated and powered entirely by geothermal energy and genetic engineering has created mushrooms that extend lifespans far beyond their natural length. mario lashes out against this world due to no reason other than pure malice

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Illuminoius
02/19/21 8:40:36 PM
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what happened to that mr karate guy
i kinda miss the inevitable shitpost quote pyramid
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Scotty_Rogers
02/19/21 8:41:39 PM
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I dunno but Youth Gohan is the correct name

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