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Trumble
02/17/21 9:38:43 PM
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$10,000, or a one-time power to make someone shit themself.


If you take the power, you can, at any moment of your choosing, make someone shit themself. This power will work even if they don't need to take a shit at the time (it's magic, or whatever). However, you can only use this power once, ever.

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BilalPowell
02/17/21 9:39:28 PM
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I'll take the one time power and just bet more than $10K that it will happen.

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Tyranthraxus
02/17/21 9:40:40 PM
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I'll take the power. I can always just make $10,000. I can't get a supernatural ability.

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Darkraiomb
02/17/21 9:41:24 PM
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I'd use the power on Trump and bluffingly blackmail him into giving me money, or else I'll do it at his next public event should he ever have one.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/17/21 9:42:29 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
I'll take the one time power and just bet more than $10K that it will happen.
Pretty much this. You can exploit this power for more than $1OK with the right bet.
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WrestlinFan
02/17/21 9:42:37 PM
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Of course the money wtf use would I have for that power.

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FabIe
02/17/21 9:42:38 PM
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Take the power. Bet some rich dude $1 million that the next stripper that comes onto the stage will shit herself when she flips upside down on the pole. Collect moniey.

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Tyranthraxus
02/17/21 9:42:43 PM
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Darkraiomb posted...
I'd use the power on Trump and bluffingly blackmail him into giving me money, or else I'll do it at his next public event should he ever have one.
After all the shit Trump has done why do you think shitting yourself at a live event would have any impact on the GOP voters?

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Vampire_Wreath
02/17/21 9:43:22 PM
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Only if it was near life threatening shit

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Kisai
02/17/21 9:43:43 PM
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I would go Light Yagami and meet some rich and powerful politician in a public place and be like, "Give me $50 million, or I'll make you shit yourself on live television." "Impossible. You can't do that." And then I use the power and make some random person shit their pants.
However, you can only use this power once, ever.
But the politician I'm talking to doesn't know that. For all they know, I can do this at any time, to any person. They'll be in fear like, "Holy shit, you can actually do that." "Have $50 million deposited into my account by the end of the week, or your next public appearance is going to be rather messy."

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IHeartRadiation
02/17/21 9:44:23 PM
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I immediately was willing to jump to the spiteful option

I'm taking the money but good topic

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ultimate reaver
02/17/21 9:44:43 PM
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Just one time? No way. I would totally get addicted to zapping people with the poop beam and want to do it to every jerk

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Trumble
02/17/21 9:45:03 PM
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Kisai posted...
I would go Light Yagami and meet some rich and powerful politician in a public place and be like, "Give me $50 million, or I'll make you shit yourself on live television." "Impossible. You can't do that." And then I use the power and make some random person shit their pants.

If it's just once though, they could chalk it up to a plant, or even coincidence. It's a bit harder to do that - especially the former - with a death, than with an assplosion.

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Kisai
02/17/21 9:49:31 PM
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Trumble posted...
If it's just once though, they could chalk it up to a plant, or even coincidence. It's a bit harder to do that - especially the former - with a death, than with an assplosion.
Then I'll have to be more direct. "If you don't believe me, fine. I'll prove it. At exactly 7:43 PM tonight, I'll make you shit your pants as proof." Then later that night, I would activate the power at exactly that time, making him shit his pants in private. Could he take the risk that I couldn't do it again in public?

This is turning into a weird fucking anime plot.

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Trumble
02/17/21 9:51:47 PM
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Kisai posted...
Then I'll have to be more direct. "If you don't believe me, fine. I'll prove it. At exactly 7:43 PM tonight, I'll make you shit your pants as proof." Then later that night, I would activate the power at exactly that time, making him shit his pants in private. Could he take the risk that I couldn't do it again in public?
That is much more likely to work, yeah.

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FortuneCookie
02/17/21 9:51:48 PM
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I clicked the power. I meant to click the money.
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Vampire_Wreath
02/17/21 9:52:23 PM
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Kisai posted...
Then I'll have to be more direct. "If you don't believe me, fine. I'll prove it. At exactly 7:43 PM tonight, I'll make you shit your pants as proof." Then later that night, I would activate the power at exactly that time, making him shit his pants in private. Could he take the risk that I couldn't do it again in public?

This is turning into a weird fucking anime plot.

He'll just have you assassinated

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NoxObscuras
02/17/21 9:54:29 PM
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Kisai posted...
Then I'll have to be more direct. "If you don't believe me, fine. I'll prove it. At exactly 7:43 PM tonight, I'll make you shit your pants as proof." Then later that night, I would activate the power at exactly that time, making him shit his pants in private. Could he take the risk that I couldn't do it again in public?

This is turning into a weird fucking anime plot.
This man went full supervillain with a 1 time use power lol.

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synth_real
02/17/21 9:56:54 PM
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You guys are putting an awful lot of thought into making someone shit their pants. I'd just pick the person and event most likely to get noticed. Imagine the best actor winner at the Oscars shitting his pants after being handed the trophy?

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Rika_Furude
02/17/21 9:58:31 PM
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More like 4 years from now during the next inauguration speech

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Trumble
02/17/21 9:58:52 PM
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synth_real posted...
You guys are putting an awful lot of thought into making someone shit their pants. I'd just pick the person and event most likely to get noticed. Imagine the best actor winner at the Oscars shitting his pants after being handed the trophy?
Imagine the first person lands on Mars. Everyone on Earth is watching a livefeed. And just as he's about to make his speech... "Ah fuck, I shat myself!"

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Master Kazuya
02/17/21 10:04:41 PM
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I'd take the power and then bet my friend $1 that I can make whoever he wants (except me) shit themselves.

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