Current Events > Why the fuck don't gyms around me have deep pools >_>

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NeonOctopus
02/16/21 3:28:10 PM
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Every gym near me has some babby pool that is only 4ft deep. My dick is bigger than half these pools!

Bitch, I need a REAL depth! If it ain't at least 8ft deep, it's a shit pool for tossers! >_>

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nothanks1
02/16/21 3:29:54 PM
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You're a paramedic
and think your dick is bigger than 4ft

Thank goodness you're not a professional tape measurer

But because for safety reasons.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
02/16/21 3:30:11 PM
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There's pee in them anyway

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nativengine
02/16/21 3:31:23 PM
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Excavation is super expensive. I wanted to have a 25 by 15 foot pool put in my yard and I was quoted well over $50,000. I dont have a pool

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NeonOctopus
02/16/21 3:33:10 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
But because for safety reasons.
I'm down to pay extra for my membership for some weak scrawny highschooler to just sit there and pretend to be a lifeguard >_> idgaf! I want to go balls deep when I get my dick wet in a pool

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NeonOctopus
02/16/21 3:34:14 PM
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Or just sign a waiver that says if you drown, you drown >_>

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NeonOctopus
02/16/21 5:28:37 PM
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NeonOctopus
02/16/21 11:16:17 PM
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jon1012
02/16/21 11:18:00 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
My dick is bigger than half these pools!

half the pools are less than 4 inches?

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Robot2600
02/16/21 11:31:56 PM
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dick pools
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NeonOctopus
02/17/21 1:09:05 PM
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IdiotMachine
02/17/21 1:13:00 PM
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Money. Theyre expensive.

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