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Smackems 02/13/21 11:47:39 PM #1:	Imma do it --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:950616769] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Imma do it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/13/21 11:49:10 PM #2:	Gonna pull out the little fireman and SMACKEM --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:950616810] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Gonna pull out the little fireman and SMACKEM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 02/13/21 11:49:10 PM #3:	I like pistachios --- By Odin's beard! TheDogFather, you will be missed. <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:950616811] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>I like pistachios </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 02/13/21 11:49:53 PM #4:	Isnt it unhealthy for a man to not ever cum or something --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:950616828] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Isnt it unhealthy for a man to not ever cum or something </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/13/21 11:49:58 PM #5:	Guys i opened a window and a breeze rolled in and I.. JIZZED. IN. MY. PANTS --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:950616832] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Guys i opened a window and a breeze rolled in and I.. JIZZED. IN. MY. PANTS </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 02/13/21 11:50:57 PM #6:	Harpie posted... Isnt it unhealthy for a man to not ever cum or something Idk, how often do you think the Pope smackems? --- By Odin's beard! TheDogFather, you will be missed. <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:950616856] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>Isnt it unhealthy for a man to not ever cum or something</quote>Idk, how often do you think the Pope smackems? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/13/21 11:51:44 PM #7:	SolidShadow3 posted... Idk, how often do you think the Pope smackems? Are you asking if the most holy pope cranks his weasel --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:950616874] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>SolidShadow3 posted... </cite> <quote>Idk, how often do you think the Pope smackems?</quote>Are you asking if the most holy pope cranks his weasel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 02/13/21 11:52:00 PM #9:	Smackems posted... Guys i opened a window and a breeze rolled in and I.. JIZZED. IN. MY. PANTS ._. Maybe I should open my window too.. SolidShadow3 posted... Idk, how often do you think the Pope smackems? Hmmmm this is true Maybe its a myth then --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:950616877] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Guys i opened a window and a breeze rolled in and I.. JIZZED. IN. MY. PANTS</quote>._. Maybe I should open my window too.. SolidShadow3 posted... </cite> <quote>Idk, how often do you think the Pope smackems?</quote>Hmmmm this is true Maybe its a myth then </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/13/21 11:52:53 PM #10:	Harpie posted... Isnt it unhealthy for a man to not ever cum or something Idk I think that's a myth. When I was in my prime and joined the Army, I went through all of basic training and AIT, and then deployment, like 9+ months without nutting before I landed a stripper from a club we stopped at somewhere in Jacksonville and I had no adverse effects. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:950616891] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>Isnt it unhealthy for a man to not ever cum or something</quote>Idk I think that's a myth. When I was in my prime and joined the Army, I went through all of basic training and AIT, and then deployment, like 9+ months without nutting before I landed a stripper from a club we stopped at somewhere in Jacksonville and I had no adverse effects. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/13/21 11:53:37 PM #11:	Day 1 I found a slightly rotten cantaloupe Thinking if i cut a hole in it then I hit the jackpot --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:950616909] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Day 1 I found a slightly rotten cantaloupe Thinking if i cut a hole in it then I hit the jackpot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/13/21 11:55:34 PM #12:	The key to punching a hole in it without cracking the melon is dipping the broom handle in oil before thrusting it in --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:950616958] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>The key to punching a hole in it without cracking the melon is dipping the broom handle in oil before thrusting it in </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 02/13/21 11:56:22 PM #13:	Harpie posted... Isnt it unhealthy for a man to not ever cum or something It is for me. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:950616978] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>Isnt it unhealthy for a man to not ever cum or something</quote> It is for me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/13/21 11:56:39 PM #14:	MabusIncarnate posted... The key to punching a hole in it without cracking the melon is dipping the broom handle in oil before thrusting it in Too late I put some butter on my weiner and penetrated the cantaloupe, boldly and proudly --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:950616983] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>The key to punching a hole in it without cracking the melon is dipping the broom handle in oil before thrusting it in</quote>Too late I put some butter on my weiner and penetrated the cantaloupe, boldly and proudly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 02/13/21 11:57:17 PM #15:	MabusIncarnate posted... Idk I think that's a myth. When I was in my prime and joined the Army, I went through all of basic training and AIT, and then deployment, like 9+ months without nutting before I landed a stripper from a club we stopped at somewhere in Jacksonville and I had no adverse effects. Damn were you just way too focused on the Army, or was it the lack of privacy I didnt know a guy could do that though. Good to know --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:950616993] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Idk I think that's a myth. When I was in my prime and joined the Army, I went through all of basic training and AIT, and then deployment, like 9+ months without nutting before I landed a stripper from a club we stopped at somewhere in Jacksonville and I had no adverse effects.</quote>Damn were you just way too focused on the Army, or was it the lack of privacy I didnt know a guy could do that though. Good to know </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 02/13/21 11:57:23 PM #16:	Smackems posted... Day 1 I found a slightly rotten cantaloupe Thinking if i cut a hole in it then I hit the jackpot Make sure to microwave it for 30 second first. --- By Odin's beard! TheDogFather, you will be missed. <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:950616996] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Day 1 I found a slightly rotten cantaloupe Thinking if i cut a hole in it then I hit the jackpot</quote>Make sure to microwave it for 30 second first. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/13/21 11:59:20 PM #17:	Success. I have impregnated a cantaloupe --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:950617050] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Success. I have impregnated a cantaloupe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 02/14/21 12:00:32 AM #18:	That hawt. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:950617071] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>That hawt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/14/21 12:01:03 AM #19:	Harpie posted... Damn were you just way too focused on the Army, or was it the lack of privacy I didnt know a guy could do that though. Good to know The lack of privacy, on top of 5 months of training with living with and seeing only men throughout. I got deployed almost instantly, and was a truck driver, so I was spending 16+ hours a day in a truck driving from NJ to FL back and forth for a few months, so it was basically drive, eat, stop and sleep, repeat 7 days a week. I loved it, but the Army was 100% my life. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:950617082] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>Damn were you just way too focused on the Army, or was it the lack of privacy I didnt know a guy could do that though. Good to know</quote>The lack of privacy, on top of 5 months of training with living with and seeing only men throughout. I got deployed almost instantly, and was a truck driver, so I was spending 16+ hours a day in a truck driving from NJ to FL back and forth for a few months, so it was basically drive, eat, stop and sleep, repeat 7 days a week. I loved it, but the Army was 100% my life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 02/14/21 12:01:17 AM #20:	Smackems posted... Success. I have impregnated a cantaloupe When are the cantaloupe babies due --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:950617086] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Success. I have impregnated a cantaloupe</quote>When are the cantaloupe babies due </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/14/21 12:01:46 AM #21:	Post nut meloncholy --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:950617096] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Post nut meloncholy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/14/21 12:02:46 AM #22:	Harpie posted... When are the cantaloupe babies due Idk, I told the melon I was going to get some cigarettes. Psst.... I'm not coming back --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:950617114] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>When are the cantaloupe babies due</quote>Idk, I told the melon I was going to get some cigarettes. Psst.... I'm not coming back </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/14/21 12:03:45 AM #23:	Smackems posted... Idk, I told the melon I was going to get some cigarettes. Psst.... I'm not coming back lmao --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:950617133] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Idk, I told the melon I was going to get some cigarettes. Psst.... I'm not coming back</quote>lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 02/14/21 12:08:57 AM #24:	--- https://imgur.com/e6aBSof - Pus_N_Pecans original! https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - Error1335 original! <cite>RedJackson posted [p:950617251] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/14/21 12:11:09 AM #25:	~~If this gets locked I'm gonna laugh real hard~~ --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:950617307] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>If this gets locked I'm gonna laugh real hard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 02/15/21 4:22:12 AM #26:	MabusIncarnate posted... Idk I think that's a myth. When I was in my prime and joined the Army, I went through all of basic training and AIT, and then deployment, like 9+ months without nutting before I landed a stripper from a club we stopped at somewhere in Jacksonville and I had no adverse effects. I think it's more of a bad for you long term if you don't nut enough. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:950655238] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Idk I think that's a myth. When I was in my prime and joined the Army, I went through all of basic training and AIT, and then deployment, like 9+ months without nutting before I landed a stripper from a club we stopped at somewhere in Jacksonville and I had no adverse effects.</quote>I think it's more of a bad for you long term if you don't nut enough. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DB_Insider 02/15/21 4:45:20 AM #27:	Harpie posted... Isnt it unhealthy for a man to not ever cum or something <cite>DB_Insider posted [p:950655478] in The nut sa... [t:79294207]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>Isnt it unhealthy for a man to not ever cum or something</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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