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SexCEman 02/09/21 7:07:31 PM #1:	Mines embarrassing and a cross between Jim and Finch. When I was in high school I went to a buddies place and we had some people over drinking, there were only like 10 of us but we regularly just crashed there. The dudes mom came home from the bar with a bunch of people for an after-party. One of her coworkers was like 25 and was flirting with me. She ended up going to the bedroom I was gonna sleep in. I went to crash at like 3am and didnt notice her until I laid down and she startled me...but just said stay cuz she liked me from earlier. I was like and we started fooling around, she was going quick with the hands and yeah. I was about to put it in and total blew it. She was like, It happens, wont be the last time that happens (even though it was). She used her shirt to clean up and stole my sweatshirt I had put on the floor (had another shirt anyways but didnt notice she took it til later). I didnt use the I have reserves line though. Im such a pussy for that. She probably woulda let me go for seconds but I was embarrassed and a chicken shit. Just got a handy and disappointed her. Ive always regretted not saying I could go again. She told a couple people later but I dunno what she said, the next morning my buddies mom tried to ask if I took advantage of her and I freaked out thinking I did something wrong cuz I guess she was wasted too. I was legit 16 and drunk and felt so guilty I didnt even try to sleep with anyone for over a year later. <cite>SexCEman posted [p:950465775] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>Mines embarrassing and a cross between Jim and Finch. When I was in high school I went to a buddies place and we had some people over drinking, there were only like 10 of us but we regularly just crashed there. The dudes mom came home from the bar with a bunch of people for an after-party. One of her coworkers was like 25 and was flirting with me. She ended up going to the bedroom I was gonna sleep in. I went to crash at like 3am and didnt notice her until I laid down and she startled me...but just said stay cuz she liked me from earlier. I was like and we started fooling around, she was going quick with the hands and yeah. I was about to put it in and total blew it. She was like, It happens, wont be the last time that happens (even though it was). She used her shirt to clean up and stole my sweatshirt I had put on the floor (had another shirt anyways but didnt notice she took it til later). I didnt use the I have reserves line though. Im such a pussy for that. She probably woulda let me go for seconds but I was embarrassed and a chicken shit. Just got a handy and disappointed her. Ive always regretted not saying I could go again. She told a couple people later but I dunno what she said, the next morning my buddies mom tried to ask if I took advantage of her and I freaked out thinking I did something wrong cuz I guess she was wasted too. I was legit 16 and drunk and felt so guilty I didnt even try to sleep with anyone for over a year later. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 02/09/21 7:11:00 PM #3:	Teen drinking is very bad --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:950465915] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>Teen drinking is very bad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/09/21 7:15:37 PM #4:	So you were underaged and molested. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:950466085] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>So you were underaged and molested. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SexCEman 02/09/21 7:16:03 PM #5:	CalypsoDoom posted... 16 and 25? Jesus Age of consent here is 16 so nothing wrong with it. MedeaLysistrata posted... Teen drinking is very bad Nothing bad happened outside of killing my confidence for a while. Now that Im a decade older and a little older than the age shed have been at the time, I honestly dont think it was a big deal. Would be weird as hell if ages reversed though, not gonna lie there. Still, neither of us did anything wrong...she didnt give me the alcohol, and just came home to her coworkers place from the bar drunk. <cite>SexCEman posted [p:950466103] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>CalypsoDoom posted... </cite> <quote>16 and 25? Jesus</quote> Age of consent here is 16 so nothing wrong with it. MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite> <quote>Teen drinking is very bad</quote> Nothing bad happened outside of killing my confidence for a while. Now that Im a decade older and a little older than the age shed have been at the time, I honestly dont think it was a big deal. Would be weird as hell if ages reversed though, not gonna lie there. Still, neither of us did anything wrong...she didnt give me the alcohol, and just came home to her coworkers place from the bar drunk. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/09/21 7:16:22 PM #6:	MedeaLysistrata posted... Teen drinking is very bad TC blew it that's right. could've had the keys to the magic kingdom. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:950466109] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted...</cite> <quote>Teen drinking is very bad </quote> TC blew it that's right. could've had the keys to the magic kingdom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 02/09/21 7:16:48 PM #7:	I stuck my dick in a bottle of hot sauce, does that count --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:950466126] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>I stuck my dick in a bottle of hot sauce, does that count </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SexCEman 02/09/21 7:18:03 PM #8:	kingdrake2 posted... TC blew it that's right. could've had the keys to the magic kingdom. This was the lesson I think about, probably the wrong lesson based on the responses so far, but seriously I coulda been hooking up with a milf. <cite>SexCEman posted [p:950466160] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted... </cite> <quote>TC blew it that's right. could've had the keys to the magic kingdom.</quote> This was the lesson I think about, probably the wrong lesson based on the responses so far, but seriously I coulda been hooking up with a milf. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SexCEman 02/09/21 7:20:02 PM #10:	JACKBUTTMOMMY posted... I have reserves line? Are you saying that you did or didnt have reserves? I did, I could have easily gone for a second round, never had a problem keeping it up after finishing the first time. Didnt know back then, I thought it was like some big deal and just was like, Sorry. <cite>SexCEman posted [p:950466232] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>JACKBUTTMOMMY posted... </cite> <quote>I have reserves line? Are you saying that you did or didnt have reserves?</quote> I did, I could have easily gone for a second round, never had a problem keeping it up after finishing the first time. Didnt know back then, I thought it was like some big deal and just was like, Sorry. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 02/09/21 7:28:52 PM #11:	Don't sweat the answers here too much, it is your viewpoint of the the experience that matters. If we were to ask CE, I was sexually assaulted by a 130 lb, 18 yr old blond girl in college. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:950466569] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>Don't sweat the answers here too much, it is your viewpoint of the the experience that matters. If we were to ask CE, I was sexually assaulted by a 130 lb, 18 yr old blond girl in college. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheoryzC 02/09/21 7:34:00 PM #13:	MedeaLysistrata posted... Teen drinking is very bad Yo, I got a fake ID tho --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:950466752] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite> <quote>Teen drinking is very bad</quote>Yo, I got a fake ID tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 02/09/21 7:34:23 PM #14:	you should have been like, "uh, i'm a teenager, i'll be ready again in 3 minutes". --- the agony booth is a most effective means of discipline <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:950466761] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>you should have been like, "uh, i'm a teenager, i'll be ready again in 3 minutes". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 02/09/21 7:36:45 PM #15:	I was expecting this to be about pie-fucking. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:950466864] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>I was expecting this to be about pie-fucking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 02/09/21 7:37:22 PM #16:	My American pie experience was seeing American pie 2 in theaters with this girl I was dating and afterwards having the best sex I ever had at that point in my life or for years later. The scene between Jason Biggs and the college girl got her worked up as all hell. Also before her I had had sex with one girl ever and it was 2 or 3 years before I dated that girl so it had a certain impact. --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:950466880] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>My American pie experience was seeing American pie 2 in theaters with this girl I was dating and afterwards having the best sex I ever had at that point in my life or for years later. The scene between Jason Biggs and the college girl got her worked up as all hell. Also before her I had had sex with one girl ever and it was 2 or 3 years before I dated that girl so it had a certain impact. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SexCEman 02/09/21 7:38:33 PM #17:	mustachedmystic posted... you should have been like, "uh, i'm a teenager, i'll be ready again in 3 minutes". Thats what Im saying! I fucked up my shot to be a baller back then. <cite>SexCEman posted [p:950466911] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>you should have been like, "uh, i'm a teenager, i'll be ready again in 3 minutes".</quote> Thats what Im saying! I fucked up my shot to be a baller back then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SexCEman 02/09/21 7:40:16 PM #18:	DrizztLink posted... I was expecting this to be about pie-fucking. Haha, I kinda expected that to be everyones response. Never tried anything with a pie. <cite>SexCEman posted [p:950466976] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>I was expecting this to be about pie-fucking.</quote> Haha, I kinda expected that to be everyones response. Never tried anything with a pie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 02/09/21 7:43:26 PM #19:	Chicken posted... So you were underaged and molested. Pretty much. If something like this was well known, that ladies career would be over. --- If you wanna see my drawings, click on this link or copy/paste it! https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/40009149 <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:950467079] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite> <quote>So you were underaged and molested.</quote>Pretty much. If something like this was well known, that ladies career would be over. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 02/09/21 7:51:15 PM #20:	Im sure glad you shared this. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:950467338] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>Im sure glad you shared this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SexCEman 02/09/21 7:57:34 PM #21:	Lairen posted... Im sure glad you shared this. Not sure if sarcasm but I actually havent ever told anyone else. My friends asked about it back then and I was so embarrassed I just said that I hooked up with her and they just laughed cuz they thought she was old and just ok looking. She was average facewise but she had a nice body. <cite>SexCEman posted [p:950467576] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>Lairen posted... </cite> <quote>Im sure glad you shared this.</quote> Not sure if sarcasm but I actually havent ever told anyone else. My friends asked about it back then and I was so embarrassed I just said that I hooked up with her and they just laughed cuz they thought she was old and just ok looking. She was average facewise but she had a nice body. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jimbiz 02/09/21 7:58:33 PM #22:	One time at band camp... --- Toronto Raptors' fan and Kofi Kingston's brother. SUE ME FOR ROOTING EVERYBODY BLACK <cite>jimbiz posted [p:950467623] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>One time at band camp... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 02/09/21 8:00:27 PM #23:	I lost my virginity to the hot Spanish exchange student. Afterwards she told me I was really bad and wasn't interested anymore. She was sweet though and didn't publicly shame me or anything. A lot of people still think I'm a stud for sleeping with her. Definitely up'd my cred. She's still hot, last I creeped on FB. --- #FeelTheBern https://imgur.com/q5z4CUu https://imgur.com/6B9oFXh https://imgur.com/sy42Dlf <cite>lilORANG posted [p:950467703] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>I lost my virginity to the hot Spanish exchange student. Afterwards she told me I was really bad and wasn't interested anymore. She was sweet though and didn't publicly shame me or anything. A lot of people still think I'm a stud for sleeping with her. Definitely up'd my cred. She's still hot, last I creeped on FB.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SexCEman 02/09/21 8:35:23 PM #24:	lilORANG posted... I lost my virginity to the hot Spanish exchange student. Afterwards she told me I was really bad and wasn't interested anymore. She was sweet though and didn't publicly shame me or anything. A lot of people still think I'm a stud for sleeping with her. Definitely up'd my cred. She's still hot, last I creeped on FB. Nice! I went to a dance with this girl who ended up becoming a model and participated in the Miss pageants. She won the teen versions and went onto participate in others but never won past that. I wouldnt date her cuz she was a couple inches taller than me and I had shitty self-esteem back then and thought it made me look bad. Also, in reverse of this topic, I use to go to this youth group and shortly after I turned 17 this 14 year old girl liked me and wanted to hang out. Being ignorant I said sure...hung out a few times after school and gave her rides to events (like youth group) and then we went to a movie and made out. I got nervous cuz she was so young and told her I couldnt date her cuz it was illegal. She ended up modeling and turned out to be a 10/10 and dated some guy two years older than me who was a fucking dbag drug dealer and treated her like shit for years. <cite>SexCEman posted [p:950468846] in Anyone els... [t:79286944]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite> <quote>I lost my virginity to the hot Spanish exchange student. Afterwards she told me I was really bad and wasn't interested anymore. She was sweet though and didn't publicly shame me or anything. A lot of people still think I'm a stud for sleeping with her. Definitely up'd my cred. She's still hot, last I creeped on FB.</quote> Nice! I went to a dance with this girl who ended up becoming a model and participated in the Miss pageants. She won the teen versions and went onto participate in others but never won past that. I wouldnt date her cuz she was a couple inches taller than me and I had shitty self-esteem back then and thought it made me look bad. Also, in reverse of this topic, I use to go to this youth group and shortly after I turned 17 this 14 year old girl liked me and wanted to hang out. Being ignorant I said sure...hung out a few times after school and gave her rides to events (like youth group) and then we went to a movie and made out. I got nervous cuz she was so young and told her I couldnt date her cuz it was illegal. She ended up modeling and turned out to be a 10/10 and dated some guy two years older than me who was a fucking dbag drug dealer and treated her like shit for years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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