Current Events > help me come up with a lie to tell my boss tomorrow morning to get out of work
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TheBlueMonk_ 02/09/21 1:10:13 PM #1: |
i have a job interview. i can't exactly ask for the day off and tell them thats the reason.
i must lie. what lie should i tell? i can't use the standard im sick because they'll think thats covid and thatll turn into a whole thing --- Park Minyoung NOONA <3 https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AldousIsDead 02/09/21 1:12:01 PM #2: |
Family Emergency.
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berlyman101 02/09/21 1:12:40 PM #3: |
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TheBlueMonk_ 02/09/21 1:14:33 PM #5: |
AldousIsDead posted...
Family Emergency.used that 2 weeks ago for another job interview. berlyman101 posted... doctor's appointmenthmmm i feel like thats too short notice. presumably, you schedule those weeks in advance [LFAQs-redacted-quote] mirgraines are well known to be pretty bad right? thats a good one... --- Park Minyoung NOONA <3 https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Delta_Force 02/09/21 1:15:36 PM #6: |
Tell them you died.
When you show up the following day just say that you got better. --- More Bush on Obama's Clinton! What the hell does "should of" mean? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheBlueMonk_ 02/09/21 1:16:26 PM #7: |
Delta_Force posted...
Tell them you died.lmao --- Park Minyoung NOONA <3 https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 02/09/21 1:17:08 PM #8: |
Setting it up days ago when you knew you had the interview and saying your
mother needed you to take her to a doctors visit would have been the smart thing to do. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 02/09/21 1:17:12 PM #9: |
Have you tried just telling your job you have an interview and need to take a half day? If you can't do that I see why you're quitting
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RedJackson 02/09/21 1:17:26 PM #10: |
You got the 'rona
oh wait, saw yer post hmmm tell them someone near you got the 'rona or the restaurant you ordered from had cases of contagion --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 02/09/21 1:17:37 PM #11: |
Foot got caught in a wood chipper.
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LeperMessiahXX 02/09/21 1:17:59 PM #12: |
Car troubles
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MrResetti 02/09/21 1:18:10 PM #13: |
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Fluttershy 02/09/21 1:19:57 PM #14: |
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TheBlueMonk_ 02/09/21 1:20:33 PM #16: |
RedJackson posted...
hmmm tell them someone near you got the 'rona or the restaurant you ordered from had cases of contagionyeah i thought about saying oh no i was near someone who had it, but then id have to go get tested to come back to to work and that takes 2-3 days and i wont be getting paid for those days. --- Park Minyoung NOONA <3 https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fluttershy 02/09/21 1:20:41 PM #17: |
using the idea of migraines is some dark ass magic my dude. you are asking for trouble.
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TheBlueMonk_ 02/09/21 1:21:01 PM #19: |
LeperMessiahXX posted...
Car troublesi do drive a shitty car... but i wonder if theyll think i can fix it that morning. --- Park Minyoung NOONA <3 https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MuayThai85 02/09/21 1:23:13 PM #24: |
Fluttershy posted...
using the idea of migraines is some dark ass magic my dude. you are asking for trouble. Deserves to get one for pretending to have one. Those things are debilitating. I get a really bad one 5-6x per year. I'm useless until it's gone. All I can do is lay in a dark room and suffer. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheBlueMonk_ 02/09/21 1:23:15 PM #25: |
dolomedes posted...
idk man u can probably get a toe to an auto shop and have your alternator replaced in a v short time windowthere are lots of trees in my neighborhood. i have a pic of a branch tore off and fell out into the road, crushing a car and a truck in the process. i can say a tree fell on my car and broke my windshield --- Park Minyoung NOONA <3 https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 02/09/21 1:23:45 PM #26: |
Godnorgosh posted...
You're sick. And you don't have to tell them what it is.Sick of this job! --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fluttershy 02/09/21 1:25:13 PM #27: |
re:muay
i get like, one a year. and if i act quickly enough during the lead-in i'm fine -- hot cup of coffee. but before i really had a handle on it (and i'm lucky that i even can get a handle on it) and they weren't mitigated, yeah, that's a miserable experience right there. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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moh82sy 02/09/21 1:27:46 PM #28: |
Tell them the FBI are questionning you about storming the Capitol .
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RedJackson 02/09/21 1:28:06 PM #29: |
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
there are lots of trees in my neighborhood. i have a pic of a branch tore off and fell out into the road, crushing a car and a truck in the process.  --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MuayThai85 02/09/21 1:28:26 PM #30: |
Fluttershy posted...
i get like, one a year. and if i act quickly enough during the lead-in i'm fine -- hot cup of coffee. My neurologist told me to take 1600-2400mg at the onset of a migraine. I'd get them once or twice a month if it wasn't for that. I normally catch them but sometimes even the ibuprofen doesn't help. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fluttershy 02/09/21 1:35:32 PM #31: |
well i'm glad for the ones you can catch man because that shit is bullshit. fuck migraines.
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El Mexicano Texano 02/09/21 1:44:36 PM #32: |
They moved the date for your wife's standard check up appointment at the clinic because the doctor is going out of town next week but you still have the gender reveal at the hospital next week
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SamsungGearS2 02/09/21 1:48:40 PM #33: |
Just say you need a mental health day
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TheBlueMonk_ 02/09/21 1:49:42 PM #34: |
moh82sy posted...
Tell them the FBI are questioning you about storming the Capitol .lol --- Park Minyoung NOONA <3 https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CommunismFTW 02/09/21 1:51:56 PM #35: |
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Have you tried just telling your job you have an interview and need to take a half day? If you can't do that I see why you're quitting --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. https://imgur.com/OhZgm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Relient_K 02/09/21 1:56:00 PM #36: |
Mental health days should be an accepted thing in all workplaces.
I need a personal day, it's none of your business why, end of discussion should be standard practice as long as it is limited. I dont know a hard number, but maybe 5 a year. --- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. [ER] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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