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deupd_u
02/08/21 7:09:27 AM
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I bet you didn't

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Turtlebread
02/08/21 7:10:38 AM
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I actually had hot unprotected sex with a cute asian girl

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DJquackquack
02/08/21 7:32:57 AM
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CosmicShadows
02/08/21 7:33:48 AM
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No evidence of said encounter. What a surprise.
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InTheEyesOfFire
02/08/21 7:36:30 AM
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I did on Saturday night tc so hah.

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kingdrake2
02/08/21 7:37:11 AM
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night of coroni infection :(.
it was worth it.

responsible thing is to quarantine yourself for 2 weeks. screw the rules.
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Talib_21
02/08/21 7:41:16 AM
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Was it the chick that dumped you last month?

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roos1046 Reborn
02/08/21 8:44:03 AM
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Talib_21 posted...
Was it the chick that dumped you last month?

It was his hand.

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deupd_u
02/08/21 10:06:39 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
night of coroni infection :(.
it was worth it.

responsible thing is to quarantine yourself for 2 weeks. screw the rules.
I genuinely can't tell if you guys are serious. Any time I make a topic about seeing a woman, it's all terriblepersonddeupd.jpg, "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?" Have you all really decided not to see any women for over a YEAR?

Talib_21 posted...
Was it the chick that dumped you last month?
No, but I spend the whole time wishing it were. This woman was acting a lot like her, actually. It kind of freaked me out. I don't know if that's God telling me to actually go back for the old one, or if he's weaning me off her, or something.


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kingdrake2
02/08/21 11:57:27 AM
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we're all dead serious :(.
just quarantine yourself if you do get sick. won't be happy about it if decide to become a spreader.

less people get sick the better.
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