Current Events > Had to testify in court for the 1st time today >_>

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NeonOctopus
02/03/21 7:01:07 PM
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I won't go into details but I got assaulted near the end of 2020 (I was 1 of 4 victims in the same incident from the guy lol). I had to testify for the DA in front of the judge and be like "that man right there is the one who did it to me!" >_> I even got objected a few times just like Phoenix Wright! ...But it wasn't as energetic, so that was kinda lame lol. Also, they let me waltz through without the metal detector cuz of my credentials, so that was sweet!

Anyone else had to do something like that?

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SauI_Goodman
02/03/21 7:02:36 PM
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Did the murderer give you the ima killya look

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Alteres
02/03/21 7:04:08 PM
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Actually surprised this is your first time.

Do you mind mentioning which city you are in?

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NeonOctopus
02/03/21 7:04:44 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Did the murderer give you the ima killya look
He was staring at me the whole time lol.

Honestly he was high as fuck back then so he probably doesnt even remember me >_>

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SSJ2GrimReaper
02/03/21 7:04:53 PM
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any court boobs

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NeonOctopus
02/03/21 7:05:54 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
any court boobs
Nah, all dudes there

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ultimate reaver
02/03/21 7:10:01 PM
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did you end every statement you made by verbally speaking out the looking to the side emoji

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NeonOctopus
02/03/21 7:11:52 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
did you end every statement you made by verbally speaking out the looking to the side emoji
When i got objected I would >_> towards the judge to see if he would overrule it or not

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modena
02/03/21 7:12:04 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
did you end every statement you made by verbally speaking out the looking to the side emoji
Lmao

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ModLogic
02/03/21 7:14:03 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
He was staring at me the whole time lol.

Honestly he was high as fuck back then so he probably doesnt even remember me >_>
hes mentally storing an image of your face for long term. he is going to hunt you down once he gets out.

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NeonOctopus
02/04/21 7:18:50 AM
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Buu_88
02/04/21 7:24:39 AM
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How many times did you hear the Law & Order DUN-DUN!?

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CyricZ
02/04/21 7:53:22 AM
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Actual court proceedings are a very dull theatrical presentation.

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Cerealmilk
02/04/21 7:58:21 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Did the murderer give you the ima killya look

TC got assaulted by a murderer?

And he's already on trial from the end of 2020?
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Choco
02/04/21 8:22:22 AM
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"that man right there greater than underscore greater than"

but for real i'm sorry that happened to you

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soulunison2
02/04/21 8:45:49 AM
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Its ok al I can teach you jiu jitsu
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SkittyOnWailord
02/04/21 9:00:38 AM
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When you win, are you going to point at them and yell "Take that!!"

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The_Korey
02/04/21 9:02:01 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
any court boobs
NeonOctopus posted...
Nah, all dudes there

My sympathies. Assaulted, kourt date, and not a single konsolation tiddy.

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SauI_Goodman
02/04/21 9:02:14 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
Its ok al I can teach you jiu jitsu
I love jiu jitsu but wont do nothing against a knife

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R1masher
02/04/21 9:02:30 AM
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Pfft, mans laws

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ThePieReborn
02/04/21 9:14:44 AM
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I've been the one doing the direct and cross examination, but never been a witness.

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soulunison2
02/04/21 10:08:31 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
I love jiu jitsu but wont do nothing against a knife
I was shitposting bro tf
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pkmnlord
02/04/21 10:12:59 AM
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Damn, I would've thought Neon's first time testifying in court would be due to somehow getting sued for looking down a woman's top or something, not this!

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