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UnfairRepresent 02/03/21 4:19:11 PM #1: |
Would you approve?
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You finally get to meet her after you're invited to a dinner full of various rich, influentional and respected businsessmen. You look around and the clothes alone that the influentional men and women are wearing are worth more than your home. They all loudly boast about their exploits and bemoan the minor inconviences in life that they hate as food is brought to the table. You grab a fork and tuck in. The food is delicious but suddenly everyone turns and looks at you like you have slugs crawling out of your nose. Ms Pierre-Brissot says a curt "Excuse me." and leaves the room. That's the first and so far only thing she's ever said to you. "Dad... You just started eating with a dessert fork, not a lunch fork. Come on, everything you do here reflects on me." Your daughter says under her breath, looking downcast. You find it hard to believe she's in this relationship for any reason other than that juicy succulent bank account that's only a few months away from becoming a joint one. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 02/03/21 4:20:13 PM #2: |
I'm pretty sure I saw this movie, back in the 80s or 90s.
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Accolon 02/03/21 4:20:20 PM #3: |
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SkittyOnWailord 02/03/21 4:22:17 PM #4: |
I know about having to eat with certain silverware in the correct order. I would look it up before going to such a high-end dinner, so that wouldn't happen. Other than that, I have no problem here.
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lww99 02/03/21 4:27:38 PM #6: |
Accolon posted...
I'd be like, beat me to it. Gimme stimmy --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 02/03/21 4:56:42 PM #7: |
SkittyOnWailord posted...
I know about having to eat with certain silverware in the correct order. I would look it up before going to such a high-end dinner, so that wouldn't happen. Other than that, I have no problem here.That just makes you using the wrong fork even worse. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 02/03/21 4:59:03 PM #9: |
I explain that it looks so good i thought we were starting with dessert.
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Veggeta X 02/03/21 5:01:17 PM #10: |
This topic reminds me of the movie An Education.
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Gamerguymass 02/03/21 5:02:58 PM #11: |
I don't give a shit if a bunch of stuck up rich people with overinflated egos get their panties in a twist if I use the wrong fork.
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UnfairRepresent 02/03/21 5:35:16 PM #12: |
Gamerguymass posted...
I don't give a shit if a bunch of stuck up rich people with overinflated egos get their panties in a twist if I use the wrong fork.Do you give a shit about how you're making your daughter and her fiancee look? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fuming 02/03/21 5:39:44 PM #13: |
I tell her that it's her life and she is welcome to do what she pleases with it, but I have no desire whatsoever to consort with classist wealthy ghouls who should be parodied and get the fuck out of there.
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CanuckCowboy 02/03/21 5:43:13 PM #14: |
My hypothetical daughter is cool as fuck and she's inevitably gonna divorce the guy and take half his shit if him and his family are dicks so yeah.
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BloodMoon7 02/03/21 5:51:26 PM #15: |
Bold of both you and my daughter to assume I'd use a fork. Her future wife would probably say something like "Good heavens, she brought a wild animal in! Oh goodness, someone help, she's running towards me on her wild beast legs!"
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 02/03/21 5:56:44 PM #16: |
Smile and tell them that I am aware and just did it to see their reaction before putting the desert fork down and picking up the lunch fork. I enjoy trolling people to see who has a sense of humor and who is a stick in the mud.
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Questionmarktarius 02/03/21 5:58:13 PM #17: |
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Smile and tell them that I am aware and just did it to see their reaction before putting the desert fork down and picking up the lunch fork.Nah. Keep the desert fork, and just go double-forking. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetsuZaiZen 02/03/21 6:08:37 PM #18: |
I've never tucked in my fork.
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Kakapo 02/03/21 6:18:13 PM #19: |
Theyre just lucky I dont use the spoon like Im in a Bruegel painting
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3PiesAndAFork 02/03/21 6:24:11 PM #20: |
The in-law suite will probably be bigger and nicer than my home. So sure, why not.
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Sariana21 02/03/21 6:43:28 PM #21: |
Put down the fork and just face-plant, like the kid in "A Christmas Story."
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UnfairRepresent 02/03/21 7:35:54 PM #22: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
Ms Pierre-Brissot and her social circle --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 02/04/21 11:30:12 AM #23: |
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Zergrush80 02/04/21 12:30:13 PM #24: |
Eat with my hands while maintaining eye contact.
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UnfairRepresent 02/04/21 5:17:31 PM #25: |
Zergrush80 posted...
Eat with my hands while maintaining eye contact.Well you've just crushed your daughter's social standing --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 02/05/21 4:29:29 PM #26: |
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Smile and tell them that I am aware and just did it to see their reaction before putting the desert fork down and picking up the lunch fork. I enjoy trolling people to see who has a sense of humor and who is a stick in the mud.They are all sticks in the mud --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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