Current Events > Your reaction: Your girlfriend has been secretly playing pokemon during sex.

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UnfairRepresent 02/01/21 11:17:48 AM #1:	You're having sex one day when suddenly you hear a noise. It creeps you out because you think someone is in the house and it makes you jump up in a state of nervousness. Your girlfriend tries to calm you down but you hear it again. She sighs and then says "I can't lie to you, look... When we have sex it's so boring that after our first time I've always secretly played video games to pass the time. I beat Altered Beasts our second night together. Those noises you heard were my Charmeleon. It was supposed to be on mute but I slipped up. I didn't want to tell you because I knew it would hurt your feelings. You're not mad are you?" Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:950155910] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>You're having sex one day when suddenly you hear a noise. It creeps you out because you think someone is in the house and it makes you jump up in a state of nervousness. Your girlfriend tries to calm you down but you hear it again. She sighs and then says "I can't lie to you, look... When we have sex it's so boring that after our first time I've always secretly played video games to pass the time. I beat Altered Beasts our second night together. Those noises you heard were my Charmeleon. It was supposed to be on mute but I slipped up. I didn't want to tell you because I knew it would hurt your feelings. You're not mad are you?" Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 02/01/21 11:19:20 AM #2:	This topic didnt need a rerun. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:950155950] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>This topic didnt need a rerun. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIe 02/01/21 11:21:04 AM #3:	I ask if I can battle her next time. --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <cite>FabIe posted [p:950156009] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>I ask if I can battle her next time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 02/01/21 11:21:47 AM #4:	That's why we do it doggy so I can watch --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:950156027] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>That's why we do it doggy so I can watch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/01/21 11:49:57 AM #5:	FabIe posted... I ask if I can battle her next time. During sex? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:950156875] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>FabIe posted... </cite> <quote>I ask if I can battle her next time.</quote>During sex? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Accolon 02/01/21 11:51:08 AM #6:	At least I'm having sex --- https://imgur.com/XAMp8 <cite>Accolon posted [p:950156922] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>At least I'm having sex </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 02/01/21 12:14:11 PM #7:	Get a Charmeleon suit and roleplay for her next time --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:950157721] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>Get a Charmeleon suit and roleplay for her next time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 02/01/21 12:15:23 PM #8:	UnfairRepresent posted... How do you react? What do you do? ask her in what world this is a more reasonable course of action than just talking to me about the sex not doing anything for her --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:950157765] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>How do you react? What do you do?</quote>ask her in what world this is a more reasonable course of action than just talking to me about the sex not doing anything for her </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 02/01/21 12:30:25 PM #9:	"Well, I hope you had fun with Mr. Boring," I exclaim burgessly, climbing out of bed. As I reach the door, I look back. "I'm not sure if I should hope you caught something or not." --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:950158252] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>"Well, I hope you had fun with Mr. Boring," I exclaim burgessly, climbing out of bed. As I reach the door, I look back. "I'm not sure if I should hope you caught something or not." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 02/01/21 12:34:44 PM #10:	What kind of sex are we having that I have no idea what her upper torso is doing long enough to play a video game? --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:950158363] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>What kind of sex are we having that I have no idea what her upper torso is doing long enough to play a video game? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/01/21 12:43:10 PM #11:	Choco posted... ask her in what world this is a more reasonable course of action than just talking to me about the sex not doing anything for her She didn't want to hurt your feelings. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:950158602] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>ask her in what world this is a more reasonable course of action than just talking to me about the sex not doing anything for her</quote>She didn't want to hurt your feelings. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/02/21 7:30:38 PM #12:	The_Korey posted... What kind of sex are we having that I have no idea what her upper torso is doing long enough to play a video game? She's very good at hiding it and you were distracted by the sex having --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:950211433] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>What kind of sex are we having that I have no idea what her upper torso is doing long enough to play a video game?</quote>She's very good at hiding it and you were distracted by the sex having </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The-19th-Sparta 02/02/21 7:32:12 PM #13:	Shotgunnova posted... "Well, I hope you had fun with Mr. Boring," I exclaim burgessly, climbing out of bed. As I reach the door, I look back. "I'm not sure if I should hope you caught something or not." omfg he kinda said Burgess in his post, what a shot at a former mod!!! --- Remembering the EPICNESS one GameFAQs post at a time. <cite>The-19th-Sparta posted [p:950211477] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>Shotgunnova posted... </cite> <quote>"Well, I hope you had fun with Mr. Boring," I exclaim burgessly, climbing out of bed. As I reach the door, I look back. "I'm not sure if I should hope you caught something or not."</quote> omfg he kinda said Burgess in his post, what a shot at a former mod!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronWolf87 02/02/21 7:36:53 PM #14:	How did I get a gf? How am I having sex? Since when did I not live behind the dumpster at Taco Bell? So many questions brought up by the TC... <cite>IronWolf87 posted [p:950211634] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>How did I get a gf? How am I having sex? Since when did I not live behind the dumpster at Taco Bell? So many questions brought up by the TC... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/03/21 6:22:21 PM #15:	IronWolf87 posted... How did I get a gf? Covid made her desperate How am I having sex? With your dick Since when did I not live behind the dumpster at Taco Bell? Maybe you do. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:950247884] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>IronWolf87 posted... </cite> <quote>How did I get a gf?</quote> Covid made her desperate <quote> How am I having sex? </quote> With your dick <quote> Since when did I not live behind the dumpster at Taco Bell? </quote> Maybe you do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuming 02/03/21 6:25:12 PM #16:	I'm confused how she manages to get bored and boot up a game in 10 seconds <cite>fuming posted [p:950247970] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>I'm confused how she manages to get bored and boot up a game in 10 seconds </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frizzurd 02/03/21 7:22:45 PM #17:	I would get aggressive with my pingas. Fist the bitch if I have too. lol --- Super Mario Maker 2: Cauca Ape JVC-2R6-4QG <cite>Frizzurd posted [p:950250035] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>I would get aggressive with my pingas. Fist the bitch if I have too. lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 02/03/21 7:33:09 PM #18:	How bad would a person have to be at sex to not notice the only other person was playing a video game? --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:950250409] in Your react... [t:79271672]...</cite> <quote>How bad would a person have to be at sex to not notice the only other person was playing a video game? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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