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coh 01/30/21 8:23:22 PM #1:	Wrestled dinosaurs and swatted airplanes all for a woman who didnt even like him <cite>coh posted [p:950102522] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>Wrestled dinosaurs and swatted airplanes all for a woman who didnt even like him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003 01/30/21 8:32:58 PM #2:	Pfft, at least classic Kong was into hot blondes. I heard this new Kong has developed a special relationship with a little girl? --- ... <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted [p:950102771] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>Pfft, at least classic Kong was into hot blondes. I heard this new Kong has developed a special relationship with a little girl? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack 01/30/21 8:34:29 PM #3:	Lorenzo_2003 posted... Pfft, at least classic Kong was into hot blondes. I heard this new Kong has developed a special relationship with a little girl? I saw that movie trailer a few days ago, I'm sorry but having a little girl walk up to that giant ape to have her special bond or whatever is so stupid. Why would you ever bring a little kid near that ape in the first place, maybe I'm just old and grumpy but I just can't get immersed from that premise lol --- https://imgur.com/plA0Vg9 https://media.giphy.com/media/dgK22exekwOLm/giphy.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:950102810] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>Lorenzo_2003 posted... </cite> <quote>Pfft, at least classic Kong was into hot blondes. I heard this new Kong has developed a special relationship with a little girl?</quote> I saw that movie trailer a few days ago, I'm sorry but having a little girl walk up to that giant ape to have her special bond or whatever is so stupid. Why would you ever bring a little kid near that ape in the first place, maybe I'm just old and grumpy but I just can't get immersed from that premise lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MI4 REAL 01/30/21 8:35:48 PM #4:	King Kong is more intelligent than most simps. --- "Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage <cite>MI4 REAL posted [p:950102848] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>King Kong is more intelligent than most simps. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 01/30/21 8:40:51 PM #5:	Lorenzo_2003 posted... Pfft, at least classic Kong was into hot blondes. I heard this new Kong has developed a special relationship with a little girl? Yeah.... They're trying to desexualize the relationship by giving Kong a bond to a little girl instead of a grown woman. But in terms of the series mythology, it just makes him look like a pedophile. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:950102991] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>Lorenzo_2003 posted... </cite> <quote>Pfft, at least classic Kong was into hot blondes. I heard this new Kong has developed a special relationship with a little girl?</quote> Yeah.... They're trying to desexualize the relationship by giving Kong a bond to a little girl instead of a grown woman. But in terms of the series mythology, it just makes him look like a pedophile. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
God_Of_Entirety 01/30/21 8:41:34 PM #6:	no, he's the ultimate chimp --- https://imgur.com/6sZfSDo ~ Choose not a life of imitation TRICKFINGER <cite>God_Of_Entirety posted [p:950103012] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>no, he's the ultimate chimp </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sictis 01/30/21 8:41:53 PM #7:	No, Forrest Gump. --- Maggot of metal, rust, and rot... <cite>Sictis posted [p:950103022] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>No, Forrest Gump. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 01/30/21 8:43:49 PM #8:	Sictis posted... No, Forrest Gump. ~~He got laid... once.~~ <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:950103078] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>Sictis posted... </cite> <quote>No, Forrest Gump.</quote> He got laid... once. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MI4 REAL 01/30/21 9:26:19 PM #9:	Forrest Gump was hella intelligent though. --- "Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage <cite>MI4 REAL posted [p:950104234] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>Forrest Gump was hella intelligent though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prismsblade 01/30/21 9:30:20 PM #10:	BignutzisBack posted... I saw that movie trailer a few days ago, I'm sorry but having a little girl walk up to that giant ape to have her special bond or whatever is so stupid. Why would you ever bring a little kid near that ape in the first place, maybe I'm just old and grumpy but I just can't get immersed from that premise lol It's this logic that got Harambe killed. --- 3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer PSN: Blackkaizer <cite>Prismsblade posted [p:950104353] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>BignutzisBack posted... </cite> <quote>I saw that movie trailer a few days ago, I'm sorry but having a little girl walk up to that giant ape to have her special bond or whatever is so stupid. Why would you ever bring a little kid near that ape in the first place, maybe I'm just old and grumpy but I just can't get immersed from that premise lol</quote>It's this logic that got Harambe killed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamer167 01/30/21 9:31:48 PM #11:	Twas beauty cucked the beast. <cite>gamer167 posted [p:950104394] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>Twas beauty cucked the beast.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 01/30/21 9:47:46 PM #12:	I hope he does not get Harambed due to his close proximity with that child. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:950104853] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>I hope he does not get Harambed due to his close proximity with that child. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack 01/30/21 9:49:48 PM #13:	Prismsblade posted... It's this logic that got Harambe killed. That's funny because I lost friends on Facebook back in the day for blaming the mother of those kids for getting that poor gorilla killed --- https://imgur.com/plA0Vg9 https://media.giphy.com/media/dgK22exekwOLm/giphy.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:950104901] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>Prismsblade posted... </cite> <quote>It's this logic that got Harambe killed.</quote> That's funny because I lost friends on Facebook back in the day for blaming the mother of those kids for getting that poor gorilla killed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 01/30/21 9:51:01 PM #14:	BignutzisBack posted... That's funny because I lost friends on Facebook back in the day for blaming the mother of those kids for getting that poor gorilla killed It was the mothers fault, keep an eye on your children, that is the job of any parent.. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:950104929] in King Kong ... [t:79268982]...</cite> <quote>BignutzisBack posted... </cite> <quote>That's funny because I lost friends on Facebook back in the day for blaming the mother of those kids for getting that poor gorilla killed</quote>It was the mothers fault, keep an eye on your children, that is the job of any parent.. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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