Current Events > help CE, my neighborhood is being terrorized by a gang of wild turkeys

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TheBlueMonk_
01/30/21 10:04:27 AM
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when i got home yesterday i saw 6 big turkeys on top of my neighbors car, and on his roof. later on in the day i saw them on another roof. they're just walking around gobbling and shit

today i woke up and i could hear them still, but i dont see them.

i dont want THIS to be me!
https://youtu.be/ItKrnhvALc4?t=24

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ZeroX91
01/30/21 10:05:05 AM
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Sounds like free meat

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Kakapo
01/30/21 10:05:18 AM
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Thems good eating.

Just check theyre not endangered.

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Cheater87
01/30/21 10:05:38 AM
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Looks like you got some easy dinner there, buddy.

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R1masher
01/30/21 10:06:11 AM
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Yeah, you are what you eat

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Serious Cat
01/30/21 10:07:55 AM
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My brother lives in a town with wild turkeys and he's heard they're not good eating.

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The_Creep_2020
01/30/21 10:10:18 AM
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Serious Cat posted...
My brother lives in a town with wild turkeys and he's heard they're not good eating.

It depends on whether youre talking turkey about the wild turkey youve been eating.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
01/30/21 10:24:00 AM
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we have a video of our mail man being harassed by turkeys lol. theyre assholes

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g0ldie
01/30/21 10:28:41 AM
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I live within walking distance from a shopping center, and whenever Thanksgiving comes around, I see rogue turkeys walking around

it's crazy

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