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Harpie
01/28/21 6:39:52 PM
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Pls hire me I need money

Maybe I should call 877 CASH NOW

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Reis
01/28/21 6:40:23 PM
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interview for what
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JTilly
01/28/21 6:41:25 PM
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Reis posted...
interview for what
https://images.app.goo.gl/nspFv1ZbYGP3GowU7

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Harpie
01/28/21 6:41:27 PM
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Reis posted...
interview for what
Cashier at Walgreens. About 16 hours a week

Ill be making the BIG bucks

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ssj3vegeta
01/28/21 6:41:34 PM
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Harpie
01/28/21 6:42:25 PM
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JTilly posted...
https://images.app.goo.gl/nspFv1ZbYGP3GowU7
nooooooooooooo

pay me first

ssj3vegeta posted...
I'll join OF and give you all my earnings
where money

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Smackems
01/28/21 6:42:54 PM
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The whole concept of getting up early can fuck right off

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R1masher
01/28/21 6:43:04 PM
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Wear them sensible shoes you be having

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CouldBeAnAlt
01/28/21 6:43:32 PM
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I believe in you harpie
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MabusIncarnate
01/28/21 6:43:34 PM
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Oh shit i'd hire you Harpie if they only knew your CE posting skills. An interview wouldn't even be necessary.

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Harpie
01/28/21 6:44:24 PM
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Smackems posted...
The whole concept of getting up early can fuck right off
Yeah. She said 8am and I couldnt say no ._.

R1masher posted...
Wear them sensible shoes you be having
I have two pairs of shoes: boots and adidas superstars

which one

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Cornmuffins
01/28/21 6:44:45 PM
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Go in smelling like you've had a night of heavy drinking, employers like that.
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SauI_Goodman
01/28/21 6:44:56 PM
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Gl

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Heartomaton
01/28/21 6:45:03 PM
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Just use your sneaky female witchcraft on the interviewer and you'll be fine.

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MabusIncarnate
01/28/21 6:46:22 PM
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Cornmuffins posted...
Go in smelling like you've had a night of heavy drinking, employers like that.
If you haven't vomited up tequila and burritos in the parking lot before an interview you're doing it wrong

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Flockaveli
01/28/21 6:47:27 PM
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You have nothing to worry about theyll hire pretty much everyone.

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Harpie
01/28/21 6:48:54 PM
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CouldBeAnAlt posted...
I believe in you harpie
thanks its completely unfounded

MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh shit i'd hire you Harpie if they only knew your CE posting skills. An interview wouldn't even be necessary.
Hmmm I think youre onto something here, maybe I should show up with a screenshot of my user profile. Im an ICON with over 1K karma

Cornmuffins posted...
Go in smelling like you've had a night of heavy drinking, employers like that.
Ill hotbox with the green stuff, employers prefer that over here in the PNW

Heartomaton posted...
Just use your sneaky female witchcraft on the interviewer and you'll be fine.
But the manager is a cute 25ish year old with mommy milkers. Shes gonna be the one using the witchcraft tbh

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CouldBeAnAlt
01/28/21 6:50:04 PM
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The size of the mommy milkers determines whose witchcraft is more powerful
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Despised
01/28/21 6:50:08 PM
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I am interviewing someone tomorrow at 8


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Strider102
01/28/21 6:51:22 PM
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Answer every question they ask with a question.

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Heartomaton
01/28/21 6:52:10 PM
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Harpie posted...
But the manager is a cute 25ish year old with mommy milkers. Shes gonna be the one using the witchcraft tbh

I take back the "you'll be fine" thing I said. You're hella screwed.

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Harpie
01/28/21 6:53:40 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
If you haven't vomited up tequila and burritos in the parking lot before an interview you're doing it wrong
You have any personal experience Mabus?

Flockaveli posted...
You have nothing to worry about theyll hire pretty much everyone.
I figured. I think everyone always get at least a little bit of the nervous jitters before interviews though

CouldBeAnAlt posted...
The size of the mommy milkers determines whose witchcraft is more powerful
Theyre cantaloupe sized and have a nice shape

Despised posted...
I am interviewing someone tomorrow at 8



oh god

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Strider102
01/28/21 6:53:45 PM
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Wait.

Harpie, you gotta flirt with your interviewer.

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TrueSephir0th
01/28/21 6:55:21 PM
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tell them that youre better than this shit job and theyd be fools to not to hire you at 18$ and hour
when they decline, walk out in the middle of them speaking

fuck walgreens lol
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Harpie
01/28/21 6:56:25 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Answer every question they ask with a question.
So, can you tell me a bit about yourself?

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I??

Heartomaton posted...
I take back the "you'll be fine" thing I said. You're hella screwed.
shit

Strider102 posted...
Wait.

Harpie, you gotta flirt with your interviewer.
Tbh I might actually try, shes hella cute. No one can resist the Harpie charm

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21WIVES_CHILL
01/28/21 6:56:35 PM
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Why not just get on unemployment?
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CouldBeAnAlt
01/28/21 6:59:21 PM
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Just tell her you have over 1000 karma on gamefaqs and she'll both hire you and sleep with you
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Harpie
01/28/21 7:00:18 PM
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TrueSephir0th posted...
tell them that youre better than this shit job and theyd be fools to not to hire you at 18$ and hour
when they decline, walk out in the middle of them speaking

fuck walgreens lol
They hire at like $17/hour so $18 isnt that far fetched LOL

I dont want a good job though. I want an easy job that I can do two days a week

21WIVES_CHILL posted...
Why not just get on unemployment?
Im actually already employed via Work Study at my college, but Im only able to work 6 hours a week. Its not nearly enough to survive, and because Im technically still employed I cant go for unemployment
._.

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WallStreetWolf
01/28/21 7:00:43 PM
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My mom actually used to work at Walgreens. She made some good friends there and it's not that bad. They also seem willing to hire most people so I'm sure you'll do fine

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Heartomaton
01/28/21 7:02:15 PM
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Harpie posted...
shit

I know. I'm sorry.

Seduction might work where sneaky female witchcraft fails, though.

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Machete
01/28/21 7:02:41 PM
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Do you get employee discount on mac n cheese?
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Simp
01/28/21 7:03:00 PM
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Record it so we can give you pointers for next time. Get as much footage of her as possible so we can help you read her body language.

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NOM
01/28/21 7:03:24 PM
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Despised posted...
I am interviewing someone tomorrow at 8

Do.... do you have mommy milkers?

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Cornmuffins
01/28/21 7:13:11 PM
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Harpie posted...
Ill hotbox with the green stuff, employers prefer that over here in the PNW


Well that's a given, I was just giving you a way to stand out against the other interviewees
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Harpie
01/28/21 7:14:19 PM
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CouldBeAnAlt posted...
Just tell her you have over 1000 karma on gamefaqs and she'll both hire you and sleep with you
The plan, its all coming together

WallStreetWolf posted...
My mom actually used to work at Walgreens. She made some good friends there and it's not that bad. They also seem willing to hire most people so I'm sure you'll do fine
Thanks :)

Heartomaton posted...
I know. I'm sorry.

Seduction might work where sneaky female witchcraft fails, though.
What about soft goth seduction?

Machete posted...
Do you get employee discount on mac n cheese?
I fuckin better, or else I will walk out

Simp posted...
Record it so we can give you pointers for next time. Get as much footage of her as possible so we can help you read her body language.
You guys are so sweet and helpful thank you so much

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Harpie
01/28/21 7:15:03 PM
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Cornmuffins posted...
Well that's a given, I was just giving you a way to stand out against the other interviewees
Okay then, Ill take it. Ill hotbox and also pour a fifth over my shirt an hour before the interview

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WallStreetWolf
01/28/21 7:17:19 PM
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My God, that reminds me @Harpie did you see the candy-flavored macaroni and cheese

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Cornmuffins
01/28/21 7:18:08 PM
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It has to be coming off your breath or they'll know you're faking it.
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Alteres
01/28/21 7:18:14 PM
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Harpie posted...
Okay then, Ill take it. Ill hotbox and also pour a fifth over my shirt an hour before the interview
Why wait?

A wet t-shirt could only be a bonus.

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thronedfire2
01/28/21 7:19:30 PM
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Harpie posted...
Okay then, Ill take it. Ill hotbox and also pour a fifth over my shirt an hour before the interview

you're hired

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CouldBeAnAlt
01/28/21 7:20:10 PM
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If she mentions you smell like marijuana or alcohol just politely offer her some
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/28/21 7:22:27 PM
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Harpie posted...
Cashier at Walgreens. About 16 hours a week

Ill be making the BIG bucks

Hey I go to Walgreens all the time to buy booze, you should hook me up.

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nothanks1
01/28/21 7:27:17 PM
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Have 'killing in the name of' by rage against the machine in your phone paused just at the part of 'fuck you I won't do what you tell me' and play it when she offers you a seat
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Heartomaton
01/28/21 7:30:01 PM
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Harpie posted...
What about soft goth seduction?

Fuck, no one's immune to that. Even I'm not immune to that.

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Machete
01/28/21 7:38:47 PM
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Harpie posted...

I fuckin better, or else I will walk out


Make sure to mention this in the interview. There is good chance you go straight to a managerial position immediately like whatever the top position you can be hired for by the one in charge of hiring you.
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Cornmuffins
01/29/21 2:55:34 PM
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Well
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nothanks1
01/29/21 2:57:03 PM
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I heard she went into the woods with the interviewer and when the interviewer came back out she was shaking and whispering something about gamefacks.redventures.com
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CouldBeAnAlt
01/29/21 3:02:59 PM
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The interview went so well tc now owns walgreens
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Harpie
01/29/21 3:17:27 PM
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The soft goth seduction was a success bois

Im hired! And she also wants to promote me to supervisor in a few months when I can work full time (my resume has key handling experience)

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PatrickMahomes
01/29/21 3:18:33 PM
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soft goth when

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