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Harpie 01/28/21 6:39:52 PM #1: |
Pls hire me I need money
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Reis 01/28/21 6:40:23 PM #2: |
interview for what
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JTilly 01/28/21 6:41:25 PM #3: |
Reis posted...
interview for whathttps://images.app.goo.gl/nspFv1ZbYGP3GowU7 --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 01/28/21 6:41:27 PM #4: |
Reis posted...
interview for whatCashier at Walgreens. About 16 hours a week Ill be making the BIG bucks --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta 01/28/21 6:41:34 PM #5: |
I'll join OF and give you all my earnings
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Harpie 01/28/21 6:42:25 PM #6: |
JTilly posted...
https://images.app.goo.gl/nspFv1ZbYGP3GowU7nooooooooooooo pay me first ssj3vegeta posted... I'll join OF and give you all my earningswhere money --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/28/21 6:42:54 PM #7: |
The whole concept of getting up early can fuck right off
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R1masher 01/28/21 6:43:04 PM #8: |
Wear them sensible shoes you be having
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CouldBeAnAlt 01/28/21 6:43:32 PM #9: |
I believe in you harpie
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MabusIncarnate 01/28/21 6:43:34 PM #10: |
Oh shit i'd hire you Harpie if they only knew your CE posting skills. An interview wouldn't even be necessary.
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Harpie 01/28/21 6:44:24 PM #11: |
Smackems posted...
The whole concept of getting up early can fuck right offYeah. She said 8am and I couldnt say no ._. R1masher posted... Wear them sensible shoes you be havingI have two pairs of shoes: boots and adidas superstars which one --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cornmuffins 01/28/21 6:44:45 PM #12: |
Go in smelling like you've had a night of heavy drinking, employers like that.
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SauI_Goodman 01/28/21 6:44:56 PM #13: |
Gl
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Heartomaton 01/28/21 6:45:03 PM #14: |
Just use your sneaky female witchcraft on the interviewer and you'll be fine.
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MabusIncarnate 01/28/21 6:46:22 PM #15: |
Cornmuffins posted...
Go in smelling like you've had a night of heavy drinking, employers like that.If you haven't vomited up tequila and burritos in the parking lot before an interview you're doing it wrong --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 01/28/21 6:47:27 PM #16: |
You have nothing to worry about theyll hire pretty much everyone.
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Harpie 01/28/21 6:48:54 PM #17: |
CouldBeAnAlt posted...
I believe in you harpiethanks its completely unfounded MabusIncarnate posted... Oh shit i'd hire you Harpie if they only knew your CE posting skills. An interview wouldn't even be necessary.Hmmm I think youre onto something here, maybe I should show up with a screenshot of my user profile. Im an ICON with over 1K karma Cornmuffins posted... Go in smelling like you've had a night of heavy drinking, employers like that.Ill hotbox with the green stuff, employers prefer that over here in the PNW Heartomaton posted... Just use your sneaky female witchcraft on the interviewer and you'll be fine.But the manager is a cute 25ish year old with mommy milkers. Shes gonna be the one using the witchcraft tbh --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CouldBeAnAlt 01/28/21 6:50:04 PM #18: |
The size of the mommy milkers determines whose witchcraft is more powerful
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Despised 01/28/21 6:50:08 PM #19: |
I am interviewing someone tomorrow at 8
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Strider102 01/28/21 6:51:22 PM #20: |
Answer every question they ask with a question.
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Heartomaton 01/28/21 6:52:10 PM #21: |
Harpie posted...
But the manager is a cute 25ish year old with mommy milkers. Shes gonna be the one using the witchcraft tbh I take back the "you'll be fine" thing I said. You're hella screwed. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 01/28/21 6:53:40 PM #22: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
If you haven't vomited up tequila and burritos in the parking lot before an interview you're doing it wrongYou have any personal experience Mabus? Flockaveli posted... You have nothing to worry about theyll hire pretty much everyone.I figured. I think everyone always get at least a little bit of the nervous jitters before interviews though CouldBeAnAlt posted... The size of the mommy milkers determines whose witchcraft is more powerfulTheyre cantaloupe sized and have a nice shape Despised posted... I am interviewing someone tomorrow at 8 oh god --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 01/28/21 6:53:45 PM #23: |
Wait.
Harpie, you gotta flirt with your interviewer. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TrueSephir0th 01/28/21 6:55:21 PM #24: |
tell them that youre better than this shit job and theyd be fools to not to hire you at 18$ and hour
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Harpie 01/28/21 6:56:25 PM #25: |
Strider102 posted...
Answer every question they ask with a question.So, can you tell me a bit about yourself? I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?? Heartomaton posted... I take back the "you'll be fine" thing I said. You're hella screwed.shit Strider102 posted... Wait.Tbh I might actually try, shes hella cute. No one can resist the Harpie charm --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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21WIVES_CHILL 01/28/21 6:56:35 PM #26: |
Why not just get on unemployment?
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CouldBeAnAlt 01/28/21 6:59:21 PM #27: |
Just tell her you have over 1000 karma on gamefaqs and she'll both hire you and sleep with you
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Harpie 01/28/21 7:00:18 PM #28: |
TrueSephir0th posted...
tell them that youre better than this shit job and theyd be fools to not to hire you at 18$ and hourThey hire at like $17/hour so $18 isnt that far fetched LOL I dont want a good job though. I want an easy job that I can do two days a week 21WIVES_CHILL posted... Why not just get on unemployment?Im actually already employed via Work Study at my college, but Im only able to work 6 hours a week. Its not nearly enough to survive, and because Im technically still employed I cant go for unemployment ._. --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WallStreetWolf 01/28/21 7:00:43 PM #29: |
My mom actually used to work at Walgreens. She made some good friends there and it's not that bad. They also seem willing to hire most people so I'm sure you'll do fine
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Heartomaton 01/28/21 7:02:15 PM #30: |
Harpie posted...
shit I know. I'm sorry. Seduction might work where sneaky female witchcraft fails, though. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 01/28/21 7:02:41 PM #31: |
Do you get employee discount on mac n cheese?
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Simp 01/28/21 7:03:00 PM #32: |
Record it so we can give you pointers for next time. Get as much footage of her as possible so we can help you read her body language.
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NOM 01/28/21 7:03:24 PM #33: |
Despised posted...
I am interviewing someone tomorrow at 8Do.... do you have mommy milkers? --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cornmuffins 01/28/21 7:13:11 PM #34: |
Harpie posted...
Ill hotbox with the green stuff, employers prefer that over here in the PNW Well that's a given, I was just giving you a way to stand out against the other interviewees --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 01/28/21 7:14:19 PM #35: |
CouldBeAnAlt posted...
Just tell her you have over 1000 karma on gamefaqs and she'll both hire you and sleep with youThe plan, its all coming together WallStreetWolf posted... My mom actually used to work at Walgreens. She made some good friends there and it's not that bad. They also seem willing to hire most people so I'm sure you'll do fineThanks :) Heartomaton posted... I know. I'm sorry.What about soft goth seduction? Machete posted... Do you get employee discount on mac n cheese?I fuckin better, or else I will walk out Simp posted... Record it so we can give you pointers for next time. Get as much footage of her as possible so we can help you read her body language.You guys are so sweet and helpful thank you so much --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 01/28/21 7:15:03 PM #36: |
Cornmuffins posted...
Well that's a given, I was just giving you a way to stand out against the other intervieweesOkay then, Ill take it. Ill hotbox and also pour a fifth over my shirt an hour before the interview --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WallStreetWolf 01/28/21 7:17:19 PM #37: |
My God, that reminds me @Harpie did you see the candy-flavored macaroni and cheese
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Cornmuffins 01/28/21 7:18:08 PM #38: |
It has to be coming off your breath or they'll know you're faking it.
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Alteres 01/28/21 7:18:14 PM #39: |
Harpie posted...
Okay then, Ill take it. Ill hotbox and also pour a fifth over my shirt an hour before the interviewWhy wait? A wet t-shirt could only be a bonus. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 01/28/21 7:19:30 PM #40: |
Harpie posted...
Okay then, Ill take it. Ill hotbox and also pour a fifth over my shirt an hour before the interview you're hired --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CouldBeAnAlt 01/28/21 7:20:10 PM #41: |
If she mentions you smell like marijuana or alcohol just politely offer her some
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/28/21 7:22:27 PM #42: |
Harpie posted...
Cashier at Walgreens. About 16 hours a week Hey I go to Walgreens all the time to buy booze, you should hook me up. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nothanks1 01/28/21 7:27:17 PM #43: |
Have 'killing in the name of' by rage against the machine in your phone paused just at the part of 'fuck you I won't do what you tell me' and play it when she offers you a seat
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Heartomaton 01/28/21 7:30:01 PM #44: |
Harpie posted...
What about soft goth seduction? Fuck, no one's immune to that. Even I'm not immune to that. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 01/28/21 7:38:47 PM #45: |
Harpie posted...
Make sure to mention this in the interview. There is good chance you go straight to a managerial position immediately like whatever the top position you can be hired for by the one in charge of hiring you. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cornmuffins 01/29/21 2:55:34 PM #46: |
Well
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nothanks1 01/29/21 2:57:03 PM #47: |
I heard she went into the woods with the interviewer and when the interviewer came back out she was shaking and whispering something about gamefacks.redventures.com
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CouldBeAnAlt 01/29/21 3:02:59 PM #48: |
The interview went so well tc now owns walgreens
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Harpie 01/29/21 3:17:27 PM #49: |
The soft goth seduction was a success bois
Im hired! And she also wants to promote me to supervisor in a few months when I can work full time (my resume has key handling experience) --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PatrickMahomes 01/29/21 3:18:33 PM #50: |
soft goth when
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