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Null_Mime
01/25/21 8:35:19 PM
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It survived my attempts to just drown it. Now it seems to be in shock/exhausted, because it let me nab it in a shallow tupperware bin pretty easily.

I could just do it more easily now, but now I feel bad after it succeeded evading the reaper the first time. So now I have no idea what to do with it.

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ApherosyLove
01/25/21 8:35:37 PM
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It is now your friend :)

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DrizztLink
01/25/21 8:36:01 PM
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Tyranthraxus
01/25/21 8:37:01 PM
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Do this with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VyQipO4miw

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Null_Mime
01/25/21 8:39:21 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Eat it.

And start The Rona 2: Electric Boogaloo? No thanks.

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mustachedmystic
01/25/21 8:39:58 PM
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feed it to a zombie

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CARRRNE_ASADA
01/25/21 8:40:09 PM
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Throw it over to the neighbors.

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EricDraven59
01/25/21 8:42:17 PM
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So you essentially abused an animal and are posting about it. Way to go. By the way don't know why you even needed to ask what to do with it, you simply bring it outside and release it in the wild
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Coloradough
01/25/21 8:46:50 PM
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Why don't you put it outside you psychopath

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Null_Mime
01/25/21 8:47:19 PM
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EricDraven59 posted...
So you essentially abused an animal and are posting about it. Way to go. By the way don't know why you even needed to ask what to do with it, you simply bring it outside and release it in the wild

No, I was performing pest control, and it survived.

It's -1 outside and the mouse is still wet. So in that case, I might as well just go back to drowning him.

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Alteres
01/25/21 8:49:11 PM
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Smashing is more humane than drowning.

If you put it outside it will be back inside in 2 min. Have the people in this topic actually ever seen a mouse before?

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Unsugarized_Foo
01/25/21 8:49:51 PM
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Is it a sticky trap? You can just throw it in the woods and throw some cooking oil on it. It'll get unstuck

Or just shoot it if you have a pellet or bb gun. Aim for right below the ears on the neck

You can put it in the freezer but that's borderline inhumane. They subcome to cold really fast if they're immobile. You can crush it if you can guarantee to be swift...it's just messy and weird.

Just don't drown the thing. That's horrible and I've had to catch and kill hundreds of mice.

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Irony
01/25/21 8:49:52 PM
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Garbage disposal

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Coloradough
01/25/21 8:49:56 PM
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Alteres posted...
Smashing is more humane than drowning.

If you put it outside it will be back inside in 2 min. Have the people in this topic actually ever seen a mouse before?

You drop it off like a half mile away

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Lairen
01/25/21 8:50:55 PM
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just live caught a


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EricDraven59
01/25/21 8:51:19 PM
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Null_Mime posted...
No, I was performing pest control, and it survived.

It's -1 outside and the mouse is still wet. So in that case, I might as well just go back to drowning him.
Well in that case i don't know what to tell you. The mouse is already scarred in its mind between the pest control failing and you trying to drown it. An animal being stuck outdoors in the cold sucks, but what other option is left besides letting it run free indoors again
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Null_Mime
01/25/21 8:54:16 PM
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Alteres posted...


If you put it outside it will be back inside in 2 min. Have the people in this topic actually ever seen a mouse before?

My thoughts exactly. When I worked in a kitchen, we were trained to get rid of the mice by killing them. Just letting them outside the door would just be a free pass for them to find there way in again.

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KaZooo
01/25/21 8:55:48 PM
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Or you could just make it a pet.

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Null_Mime
01/25/21 9:10:18 PM
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Alright, choice made. I have it in a plastic bin with a lid that has holes. I threw some shredded toilet paper and cotton balls to make it comfy/help dry it up. Tomorrow I'll take it out to the dumpster. Plenty of garbage bags to hide in and eat out of.

If he survives the garbage day pickup, he's going to the dump.

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Abiz_
01/25/21 9:15:01 PM
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Null_Mime posted...


If he survives the garbage day pickup, he's going to the dump.
Awful nice of you to plan a vacation for him after trying to drown him.
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CosmicShadows
01/25/21 9:18:47 PM
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Give it to vegy.
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viewmaster_pi
01/25/21 9:21:18 PM
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if it's a deer mouse, you should either kill it or take it really far away and release it where it won't come back. those can spread hantavirus

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Null_Mime
01/25/21 9:39:25 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
if it's a deer mouse, you should either kill it or take it really far away and release it where it won't come back. those can spread hantavirus

Common house mouse as far as I can tell.

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