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CM_Ponch
01/25/21 3:44:09 PM
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*Application requires answers that are provided in the resume*

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MonkeyBones23
01/25/21 3:44:51 PM
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Honestly one of the worst parts about applying for jobs.

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Were_Wyrm
01/25/21 3:45:36 PM
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*Entry level position*

*Requires 30 years experience and a PhD*

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TheBlueMonk_
01/25/21 3:46:41 PM
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*uploads resume*
*rewrites everything on next screen*

*at interview*
"So have you ever worked in a school?"
"Yes, my entire career."

WHATS THE FUCKING POINT IF YOU DONT EVEN READ IT

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nothanks1
01/25/21 3:47:19 PM
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usually the resume is only looked at if ou pass the auto filter from the app answers
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_Rinku_
01/25/21 3:48:54 PM
#6:


TheBlueMonk_ posted...
*uploads resume*
*rewrites everything on next screen*

*at interview*
"So have you ever worked in a school?"
"Yes, my entire career."

WHATS THE FUCKING POINT IF YOU DONT EVEN READ IT
Flashbacks to when I got called in for an interview for a job in a fast food place.

"Hm, we're looking for people with previous food service experience, sorry."

THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME IN FOR AN INTERVIEW

I remember being so fucking mad about that lol
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nothanks1
01/25/21 3:49:34 PM
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For me it was: upload CV to random job site
Recruiters want to pleasure me just for allowing them to talk to me

Maybe you guys need to lie
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SF_Okami
01/25/21 4:11:09 PM
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I got called in by a company and I went to the interview, all went well. Second person came in and said I did not have any office experience and that would be a problem.

Bitch if you would have looked at the resume you would have seen that and you would not have needed to call me in. Idiots

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RchHomieQuanChi
01/25/21 4:13:52 PM
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*wants 10 years of experience in a programming language*

*language has only existed for 5 years*

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CM_Ponch
01/25/21 5:56:58 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
*wants 10 years of experience in a programming language*

*language has only existed for 5 years*
Lmao

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