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Choco
01/24/21 2:21:41 PM
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God fucking damn it, what's with all the Gardevoir obsessed people? When I was in high school, I had a roomate. Dude was fat, smelly, and obsessed with Gardevoir. He had Gardevoir T-shirts, Gardevoir posters, a Gardevoir plushie, and I swear to God, he had a Gardevoir Japanese fuck pillow. Every fucking conversation we had, he turned it into Gardervoir conversation. I wanted to punch him so bad, but I couldn't. I got anger issues, and just one fuck up could get me out of school. But I swear to God, sometimes I thought it would be a just price for punching that fat motherfucker in the face. I kept finding Gardevoir pictures EVERYWHERE. Some of them were covered in cum. Every night I heard him jerking off, and no matter how many times I asked - he did it anyway.

Once he said to me: "Hey Whiskey, we are having Pokmon night this Friday, are you cool with that?" I had an all night videogame LAN party that Friday, so I allowed that, but only if his buddies wouldn't touch any of my stuff. At all.

Long story short - LAN party got cancelled, and I had to go back to my room. My God, what I saw could not be described. Four fat nerds, watching the Pokmon anime, eating Cheetos, and covering everything with orange dust. One of those fatasses wore a fucking Gardevoir suit and another one was smoking. And they were sitting on my bed. That's right, those fuckers were sitting on my goddamn bed, covering it in Cheetos dust, cigarette ash and sweat. They haven't noticed me, because they were too busy watching anime. I was about to scream on top of my lungs and punch them, when Gardevoir appeared on the screen. All four pulled their dicks out in one synchronised movement and started to masturbate. I wish I was making that up. Even today this comes back in my nightmares. I gave my roomate a head concussion, knocked a few teeth out of others, and shattered suit guy's kneecap.Got into serious trouble, but my lawyer pulled my ass out of the fire. I fucking hate Gardevoir.

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ApherosyLove
01/24/21 2:22:43 PM
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Tagged as "Loves Gardevoir"

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BipBapBam
01/24/21 2:27:13 PM
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I feel so conflicted on Gardevoir

She was one of my favorite Pokemon back when I first played Emerald since fuck trading for Alakazam, but I was a young and naive boy and didn't realize how... weird the internet was. Now I don't even wanna call myself a fan of her so as to avoid being associated with those types of people >______>

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Choco
01/24/21 2:28:58 PM
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BipBapBam posted...
I feel so conflicted on Gardevoir

She was one of my favorite Pokemon back when I first played Emerald since fuck trading for Alakazam, but I was a young and naive boy and didn't realize how... weird the internet was. Now I don't even wanna call myself a fan of her so as to avoid being associated with those types of people >______>
u could start by not calling it a "she" lol

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Phantom_Nook
01/24/21 2:29:34 PM
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eh, I don't care about that shit. I like Gardevoir cuz it's a good Pokemon for battling.

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Kanaya413
01/24/21 2:30:03 PM
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Well most gardevoir are female
cant remember which one has the gender specific evo

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Blightzkrieg
01/24/21 2:30:33 PM
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But that Resident Evil vampire mommy is still ok right

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kingdrake2
01/24/21 2:31:02 PM
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Phantom_Nook posted...
I like Gardevoir cuz it's a good Pokemon for battling.


great for battling. not so much what they done to the female gender of that pokemon on the internet.
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NeonOctopus
01/24/21 2:33:17 PM
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Is this a copypasta? lol

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YellowSUV
01/24/21 2:34:03 PM
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What is the original copypasta of this?

Edit: See I'm not the only one who sees this is a blatant copypasta.

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Choco
01/24/21 2:34:28 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Well most gardevoir are female
i mean the game says it's 50-50 but i guess you could argue that since male kirlias can evolve into something else it's actually not 50-50...

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Phantom_Nook
01/24/21 2:35:35 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Well most gardevoir are female
cant remember which one has the gender specific evo
male Kirlia can evolve into Gallade, which I also like.

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Blightzkrieg
01/24/21 2:36:15 PM
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Choco posted...
i mean the game says it's 50-50 but i guess you could argue that since male kirlias can evolve into something else it's actually not 50-50...
I imagine the people breeding gardevoir for recreational purposes probably kill most of the males at birth

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Azardea
01/24/21 2:37:56 PM
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I want to say that Gardevoir has a really cool design, but yeah, no. Some people had to ruin it.
Gallade is my boy though.
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NeonOctopus
01/24/21 2:38:02 PM
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Does anyone have that fan fic copypasta where a pokemon trainer is gonna fuck his Gardevoir but wants to get a condom first. So when they go downstairs and try to steal a condom from a vending machine, but then a cop sees it and shoots them both dead lol

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ApherosyLove
01/24/21 2:38:42 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Does anyone have that fan fic copypasta where a pokemon trainer is gonna fuck his Gardevoir but wants to get a condom first. So when they go downstairs and try to steal a condom from a vending machine, a cop shoots them both dead lol
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

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EnvoyOfTheLight
01/24/21 2:40:02 PM
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Choco posted...
All four pulled their dicks out in one synchronised movement and started to masturbate.


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Choco
01/24/21 2:40:57 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Does anyone have that fan fic copypasta where a pokemon trainer is gonna fuck his Gardevoir but wants to get a condom first. So when they go downstairs and try to steal a condom from a vending machine, but then a cop sees it and shoots them both dead lol
wat

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Choco
01/24/21 2:41:36 PM
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EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
Choco posted...
All four pulled their dicks out in one synchronised movement and started to masturbate.
it was horrible

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Freddie_Mercury
01/24/21 2:43:07 PM
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SevenTenths
01/24/21 2:44:33 PM
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Choco posted...
had a Gardevoir Japanese fuck pillow



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Choco
01/24/21 2:51:19 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Found it!

https://i.ibb.co/7Kkswzy/80f.jpg
what is this? an image for durants?

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NeonOctopus
01/24/21 2:53:42 PM
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thronedfire2
01/24/21 2:54:31 PM
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this is a copypasta right

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thronedfire2
01/24/21 2:55:05 PM
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Choco posted...
what is this? an image for durants?



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Piplup_Sniper
01/24/21 2:55:51 PM
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BipBapBam posted...
I feel so conflicted on Gardevoir

She was one of my favorite Pokemon back when I first played Emerald since fuck trading for Alakazam, but I was a young and naive boy and didn't realize how... weird the internet was. Now I don't even wanna call myself a fan of her so as to avoid being associated with those types of people >______>
I mean what does it matter if some guys sexualize it? I think Pikachu has like the 3rd most amount of porn and I don't think that should stop anyone from liking Pikachu. I think Lucario is like the most sexuliazied pokemon IIRC.

I never really understood why people sexualize it. There's nothing really attractive about it, no figure or anything. It's a stick wearing a bedsheet. Some of the later pokemon I can kinda see but not this one.

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NeonOctopus
01/24/21 3:01:41 PM
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Choco
01/24/21 3:04:18 PM
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Choco
01/24/21 3:04:40 PM
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LepartialJury posted...
What about fem link?
i fucking love fem link

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Axiom
01/24/21 3:07:06 PM
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Piplup_Sniper posted...
I think Pikachu has like the 3rd most amount of porn
Pokemon fans are so fucking weird
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NeonOctopus
01/24/21 3:18:57 PM
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NeonOctopus
01/24/21 3:19:27 PM
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Piplup_Sniper
01/24/21 3:19:42 PM
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Axiom posted...
Pokemon fans are so fucking weird
Pikachu is the mascot and people who sexualize pokemon aren't the most virtuous lot.

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NeonOctopus
01/24/21 3:19:58 PM
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NeonOctopus
01/24/21 3:20:35 PM
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NeonOctopus
01/24/21 3:21:03 PM
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NeonOctopus
01/24/21 3:21:40 PM
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NeonOctopus
01/24/21 3:22:04 PM
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Fuck there's waaaay more pages to this than I remember >_>

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mehmeh1
01/24/21 4:23:48 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
What is the original copypasta of this?

Edit: See I'm not the only one who sees this is a blatant copypasta.
https://yuki.la/vp/28338219
this is the earliest post of this I can find (and it even has an extra line)

do ctrl-f with any part of the copypasta to find it

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Ivynn
01/24/21 4:25:07 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Tagged as "Loves Gardevoir"


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NeonOctopus
01/24/21 11:08:25 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Tagged as "Loves Gardevoir"


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yunalenne10
01/24/21 11:11:05 PM
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Pretty great stuff.

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EnvoyOfTheLight
01/25/21 1:29:34 AM
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bump for morning

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KaZooo
01/25/21 1:42:48 AM
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That was fascinating.

Generally speaking a pokemon society that didn't involve humans was interesting.

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Mistere Man
01/25/21 3:05:45 AM
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KaZooo posted...
That was fascinating.

Generally speaking a pokemon society that didn't involve humans was interesting.
Agreed.

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SolidShadow3
01/25/21 3:12:08 AM
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....you masturbated too, admit it.

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SolidShadow3
01/25/21 3:13:12 AM
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Also, how much thought did you put into this? Sounds like you have an obsession.

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HannibalBarca3
01/25/21 3:14:39 AM
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It's a copypasta lmao

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