Current Events > A wizard removes all hair from your head. How do you react?

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Bass_X0 01/23/21 5:17:21 AM #1:	All hair. Head, beard, eyebrows, nose hair. But they would grow back normally. I wouldnt mind. --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:949820419] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>All hair. Head, beard, eyebrows, nose hair. But they would grow back normally. I wouldnt mind. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 01/23/21 5:21:30 AM #2:	Why tho --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:949820469] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>Why tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 01/23/21 5:21:58 AM #3:	net gain since i'm bald anyway thanks mr. wizard <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:949820471] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>net gain since i'm bald anyway thanks mr. wizard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sictis 01/23/21 5:23:39 AM #4:	If it finally allows me to grow an actual beard then yes please --- Maggot of metal, rust, and rot... <cite>Sictis posted [p:949820490] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>If it finally allows me to grow an actual beard then yes please </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 01/23/21 5:24:06 AM #5:	I'd be mostly pissed about the beard, shits almost Wizard length. --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:949820501] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>I'd be mostly pissed about the beard, shits almost Wizard length. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 01/23/21 5:24:40 AM #6:	Sictis posted... If it finally allows me to grow an actual beard then yes please Ohh... I feel bad now. --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:949820510] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>Sictis posted... </cite> <quote>If it finally allows me to grow an actual beard then yes please</quote>Ohh... I feel bad now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkittyOnWailord 01/23/21 5:25:48 AM #7:	Does he use magic to get rid of it? Or does he sneak into my room while I'm sleeping and shave/pluck it all out? --- I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^= i7 5820K\|Rampage V Extreme\|32GB DDR4 Ripjaws 4\|EVGA 2080 Ti XC Ultra\|HAF 932\| https://imgur.com/BFAvgog <cite>SkittyOnWailord posted [p:949820523] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>Does he use magic to get rid of it? Or does he sneak into my room while I'm sleeping and shave/pluck it all out? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 01/23/21 5:26:32 AM #8:	SkittyOnWailord posted... Does he use magic to get rid of it? Or does he sneak into my room while I'm sleeping and shave/pluck it all out? The latter. He just uses magic to get in the room and restrain you. It's all by tweeser, one at a time. --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:949820531] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>SkittyOnWailord posted... </cite> <quote>Does he use magic to get rid of it? Or does he sneak into my room while I'm sleeping and shave/pluck it all out?</quote>The latter. He just uses magic to get in the room and restrain you. It's all by tweeser, one at a time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DravenRainrix 01/23/21 5:27:49 AM #9:	Ain't no one magicking my.beard away without getting a serious flick in the end of the penis. --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... <cite>DravenRainrix posted [p:949820545] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>Ain't no one magicking my.beard away without getting a serious flick in the end of the penis. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 01/23/21 5:30:09 AM #10:	I just dyed it so Ill be pissed --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:949820569] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>I just dyed it so Ill be pissed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kirbyy 01/23/21 5:33:55 AM #11:	A bit peeved, but I can imagine it'd be fun removing hair from people's heads so I'd get on with it. --- Crayons taste like purple. <cite>kirbyy posted [p:949820615] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>A bit peeved, but I can imagine it'd be fun removing hair from people's heads so I'd get on with it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kuja_88 01/23/21 5:34:56 AM #12:	that little point dexter wizard. He cries tears as he faced me. He knew he was screwed as i reached for my hidden gun. He was using his invisibility cloak. I saw his droplets of tears as i threatened to bleed him out. I smacked a few of the walls to scare him off as he bounced around my room looking for cocaine and my hookah pipe. --- The light before we land <cite>Kuja_88 posted [p:949820629] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>that little point dexter wizard. He cries tears as he faced me. He knew he was screwed as i reached for my hidden gun. He was using his invisibility cloak. I saw his droplets of tears as i threatened to bleed him out. I smacked a few of the walls to scare him off as he bounced around my room looking for cocaine and my hookah pipe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kuja_88 01/23/21 5:35:37 AM #13:	joking --- The light before we land <cite>Kuja_88 posted [p:949820636] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>joking </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kuja_88 01/23/21 5:40:09 AM #15:	kirbyy posted... A bit peeved, but I can imagine it'd be fun removing hair from people's heads so I'd get on with it. It was probably harry potter. That goose. Sneakin' round the bend looking up "persons" skirts with his invisibility cloak. But people always notice eventually when the shuffling stops and he flees. --- The light before we land <cite>Kuja_88 posted [p:949820707] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>kirbyy posted... </cite> <quote>A bit peeved, but I can imagine it'd be fun removing hair from people's heads so I'd get on with it.</quote> It was probably harry potter. That goose. Sneakin' round the bend looking up "persons" skirts with his invisibility cloak. But people always notice eventually when the shuffling stops and he flees. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 01/23/21 5:41:27 AM #16:	Remain bald, but let the rest regrow --- teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanVonDoom I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight <cite>teepan95 posted [p:949820723] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>Remain bald, but let the rest regrow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass_X0 01/23/21 5:42:08 AM #17:	When I see a long haired man with a thick bushy beard, I wonder how different they would look completely clean shaven. --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:949820725] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>When I see a long haired man with a thick bushy beard, I wonder how different they would look completely clean shaven. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 01/23/21 6:12:34 AM #19:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hgwIPSkDU --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:949821081] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hgwIPSkDU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 01/23/21 6:13:56 AM #20:	I cry and don't leave the house --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://imgur.com/YTIL81T <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:949821098] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>I cry and don't leave the house </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 01/23/21 6:15:53 AM #21:	--- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:949821119] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 01/23/21 6:19:55 AM #22:	Wonder, briefly, if the wizard has a spell for repairing shattered teeth, then curbstomp his magical ass. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate! <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:949821147] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>Wonder, briefly, if the wizard has a spell for repairing shattered teeth, then curbstomp his magical ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 01/23/21 2:46:29 PM #23:	I'd be more shocked by, you know, the fact that there's a fucking real life wizard. --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>Trumble posted [p:949832360] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>I'd be more shocked by, you know, the fact that there's a fucking real life wizard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shironinja 01/23/21 2:48:06 PM #24:	if you find hair distracting then shave it off. --- Now or never. <cite>shironinja posted [p:949832418] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>if you find hair distracting then shave it off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsuyoi3 01/23/21 2:53:01 PM #25:	I forcibly shave him. Yeah that's right I can do it to jackass! --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. <cite>Tsuyoi3 posted [p:949832567] in A wizard r... [t:79255100]...</cite> <quote>I forcibly shave him. Yeah that's right I can do it to jackass! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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