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CosmicShadows
01/17/21 8:52:27 PM
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Topic.


These beans will only work for you.

And they refresh once a week. If you don't use them they disappear.
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CanuckCowboy
01/17/21 8:52:50 PM
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Senzus

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MedeaLysistrata
01/17/21 8:54:10 PM
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What happens if you get shot and eat a bean? Does the bullet disappear?

Edit: holy shit as a smoker this would be amazing

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PoundGarden
01/17/21 8:55:20 PM
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Wtf is a senzu bean?

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BloodMoon7
01/17/21 8:55:37 PM
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The fuck is a sensei bean

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KeeperOfShadows
01/17/21 8:55:50 PM
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Money. Senzu beans for me would just replace Tylenol.

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Legato-and-Vash
01/17/21 8:57:42 PM
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How good are these senzu beans? Like would my knees be as good as new after popping one despite already having 3 ACL surgeries on one of them? Would my joints stop aching? If so, that'd be tempting. >_> I live comfortably now, but I'm in my late 20s and feel like I have the body of a 40 year old with all of these aches and pains. >_>

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xmenhavok
01/17/21 8:57:48 PM
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Senzu so I can grow them and make a crap load of money.
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apolloooo
01/17/21 8:58:23 PM
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xmenhavok posted...
Senzu so I can grow them and make a crap load of money.
It only work on you duder

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slmcknett
01/17/21 8:58:55 PM
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As someone who's been in pain from covid for almost a year now, I will take the magic healing beans, please.

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Caelthus
01/17/21 8:58:57 PM
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KeeperOfShadows posted...
Money. Senzu beans for me would just replace Tylenol.

MedeaLysistrata posted...
What happens if you get shot and eat a bean? Does the bullet disappear?

Edit: holy shit as a smoker this would be amazing
No to all of the above. Senzu beans do not affect ailments Otherwise the whole heart virus thing with goku would have never been a thing to begin with, obviously. It only affects your stamina and structural body health that is currently damaged.

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EnvoyOfTheLight
01/17/21 8:59:09 PM
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Beans, easily. You could get away with far more stupid shit, and save assloads on insurance costs. And hell, imagine lifting and never being sore.

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DDirtyDastard
01/17/21 8:59:18 PM
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$1 million dollars or 6 Senzus PER WEEK?!

I'll sell all those Senzu's a $1 million a piece and be a humanitarian zillionaire

Edit: Aw crap, the fine print. I'd still take the Senzu's so I can just try a bunch of extreme shit.
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MedeaLysistrata
01/17/21 8:59:31 PM
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Caelthus posted...
No to all of the above. Senzu beans do not affect ailments Otherwise the whole heart virus thing with goku would have never been a thing to begin with, obviously. It only affects your stamina and structural body health that is currently damaged.
So would it affect smoking related stuff? Like clean out my lungs

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DepreceV2
01/17/21 9:01:26 PM
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Money. I dont do risky/stupid shit so they would be an overall waste

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St0rmFury
01/17/21 9:05:23 PM
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Money.

If you're thinking of doing stupid shit, you gotta remember that you still have to be alive before eating a bean.
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RetsuZaiZen
01/17/21 9:05:55 PM
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DepreceV2 posted...
Money. I dont do risky/stupid shit so they would be an overall waste


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Compsognathus
01/17/21 9:12:04 PM
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One million dollars is a lot of money but not anywhere near enough to basically guarantee that your are basically always in near perfect health. At six beans a week you could just take one nightly most days and your body would basically never suffer from wear and tear or pain.

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The Popo
01/17/21 9:16:53 PM
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DepreceV2 posted...
Money. I dont do risky/stupid shit so they would be an overall waste

One bean also keeps you full for 10 days. So the 6 per week is overkill. You could either do a lot of good with those beans or sell them for a huge profit.



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Socrawheeze
01/17/21 9:18:50 PM
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What kinda stupid fucking question...

The beans are only worth it if you're constantly getting shot or fighting grizzly bears or something. One bean keeps you full for a day, maybe three. Oh it's 10.

You'd have more than you need in just the first week. I'd rather enjoy life than get nothing, thanks
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rodu_jr
01/17/21 9:19:48 PM
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the one that exists please
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CosmicShadows
01/17/21 9:26:05 PM
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Socrawheeze posted...
What kinda stupid fucking question...

The beans are only worth it if you're constantly getting shot or fighting grizzly bears or something. One bean keeps you full for a day, maybe three. Oh it's 10.

You'd have more than you need in just the first week. I'd rather enjoy life than get nothing, thanks


F**ing pathetic hater. Lol
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DrizztLink
01/17/21 9:27:08 PM
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rodu_jr posted...
the one that exists please
You realize this is a hypothetical scenario and nobody's trying to fleece you out of a million, right?

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Gamerguymass
01/17/21 9:27:44 PM
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Is this one million dollars total or one million dollars per week? Because if its one million per week then easily the money. You would be a billionaire in 20 years just collecting the money. Even less by investing the money. Plus with that much money you can afford the best cutting edge medical treatment the world has to offer. They create the gene modification to reverse aging? You can afford that and be young forever. You can't do that with senzu beans.

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BlazinBlue88
01/18/21 11:05:18 AM
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The beans would be incredible for working out. No need to have rest days or recover. Hell you could condense a week of working out into one day.

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