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CosmicShadows
01/17/21 4:04:01 PM
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Topic.


You'll always smell and feel clean if you take the shower ability. Your teeth will always smell minty fresh and healthy if you take the teeth ability.

Also your hair/scalp will be perfect too.

Whatcha gonna pick?

Wonder if this poll is any better. <__<
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yusiko
01/17/21 4:05:54 PM
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id prefer the ability to never need to sleep again
a much larger portion of your life is spent sleeping than showering
and showering can be relaxing
or a nice hot bath


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Ving_Rhames
01/17/21 4:05:58 PM
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Bro wtf??

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a-c-a-b
01/17/21 4:06:16 PM
#5:


Not having to brush and it's not even close.

Showers can be enjoyable. Especially having a cold shower and a beer after work in the summer.
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SteveNasti
01/17/21 4:06:18 PM
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I think I misread the title XD

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nemu
01/17/21 4:06:48 PM
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Shower obviously. Brushing takes all but a few minutes per day. Removing the need to shower can save way more time, and you can still shower or bathe just for the sake of doing so if it's a comfort thing.
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smoke_break
01/17/21 4:07:03 PM
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Teeth for sure.

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Irony
01/17/21 4:07:33 PM
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Brush teeth

I use shower for depression

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Socrawheeze
01/17/21 4:07:37 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Not having to brush and it's not even close.

Showers can be enjoyable.

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CosmicShadows
01/17/21 4:08:06 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Bro wtf??


Lol why he deleted it? <__<
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Shablagoo
01/17/21 4:08:26 PM
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I would take hot water and not getting randomly urinated on daily at this point.

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SteveNasti
01/17/21 4:09:54 PM
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CosmicShadows posted...
Lol why he deleted it? <__<
Cuz I misread the topic XD

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Bananana
01/17/21 4:12:02 PM
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I think people are for some reason assuming you lose the ability to shower if you choose the shower one. You still could if you want to

not having my hair get greasy and look shitty after a day of not showering and being able to exercise mid-day without having to worry about smelling is a massive game changer

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t5yvxc
01/17/21 4:16:36 PM
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Shower.

I can take a jog and immediately go anywhere without worrying about my pits being ripe.
Also allergy season I dont have to worry about my face looking like I forgot what soap and moisturizer is thanks to my dermatitis flaring.
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3PiesAndAFork
01/17/21 4:21:02 PM
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Teeth. Having permanently healthy teeth would be great. especially since brushing is a giant pain, and not brushing can lead to health issues.

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NightMarishPie
01/17/21 4:22:09 PM
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Teeth means no dentist visits. Teeth easy

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Returning_CEmen
01/17/21 4:23:15 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Not having to brush and it's not even close.

Showers can be enjoyable. Especially having a cold shower and a beer after work in the summer.
Just because you dont need to shower doesnt mean you cant shower.

I chose shower because brushing is faster
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apocalyptic_4
01/17/21 4:25:27 PM
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So perfect teeth and fresh breath?

I'll take that

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nfearurspecimn
01/17/21 4:31:30 PM
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I already do neither

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Riev
01/17/21 4:33:49 PM
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nemu posted...
Shower obviously. Brushing takes all but a few minutes per day. Removing the need to shower can save way more time, and you can still shower or bathe just for the sake of doing so if it's a comfort thing.

This, you would save so much time not having to shower again. How the fuck is brushing teeth winning?
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Socrawheeze
01/17/21 4:34:56 PM
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Riev posted...
This, you would save so much time not having to shower again. How the fuck is brushing teeth winning?

I like showering so it's not necessary for me to not need to. Having always healthy teeth would save me a fortune on dental work in the long run, I imagine
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Joeydollaz
01/17/21 4:35:43 PM
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What if toothpaste companies never existed?

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Vicious_Dios
01/17/21 4:37:40 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
I already do neither

I don't doubt it.

Anyway, Brushing my teeth is the worst part of my morning and nighttime routine. Eliminating the need to get my dental check-up every four months or half a year is also too good to pass up.

I enjoy showers. I gather my thoughts there and helps me plan my day better with a clear head.

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