Current Events > The near perfect girl but she sells Supervillains their gear.

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UnfairRepresent 01/13/21 1:05:23 AM #1:	Could you date her? Yes No Could you date her? - Results (19 votes) Yes 73.68% (14 votes) 14 No 26.32% (5 votes) 5 You meet her and find her really attractive, she has an amazing personality and you get on like a house on fire. She seems near perfect... that is until you discover what she does for a living. Ever wondered where villains get their shit? Joker gets his fake teeth and paints? Rhino gets a latex bodysuit that big? Hobgoblin gets his bombs? Riddler gets his giant Green Question marks? Cheetah gets her flea spray? All that themed shit, costume accessories and bizarre items they need. All the stuff their goons use. Not like they can just go to Costco. Well it turns out this girl supplies it to them for a huge fee. That's how they're all so well supplied all the time. Technically it's not outright. She doesn't make Fear Gas for Scarecrow, that would be illegal. But she sells the components of making fear gas to the dummy corporation Crane.Co through legal channels, all taxed etc. Completely legitimate. Also some of her cilents aren't supervillains for obvious reasons. Even Kraven the Hunter uses her. But everyone involved knows what's really going on. https://i.imgur.com/pZvkx.jpg Could you date her? Inverse to male if that way inclined. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:949443208] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote> Could you date her? Yes No Vote View Results Could you date her? - Results (19 votes) Yes 73.68% (14 votes) 14 No 26.32% (5 votes) 5 Show Voting Form You meet her and find her really attractive, she has an amazing personality and you get on like a house on fire. She seems near perfect... that is until you discover what she does for a living. Ever wondered where villains get their shit? Joker gets his fake teeth and paints? Rhino gets a latex bodysuit that big? Hobgoblin gets his bombs? Riddler gets his giant Green Question marks? Cheetah gets her flea spray? All that themed shit, costume accessories and bizarre items they need. All the stuff their goons use. Not like they can just go to Costco. Well it turns out this girl supplies it to them for a huge fee. That's how they're all so well supplied all the time. Technically it's not outright. She doesn't make Fear Gas for Scarecrow, that would be illegal. But she sells the components of making fear gas to the dummy corporation Crane.Co through legal channels, all taxed etc. Completely legitimate. Also some of her cilents aren't supervillains for obvious reasons. Even Kraven the Hunter uses her. But everyone involved knows what's really going on. https://i.imgur.com/pZvkx.jpg Could you date her? Inverse to male if that way inclined. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 01/13/21 1:06:22 AM #2:	So Dr. Naomi from No More Heroes? I think I'm in love. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:949443231] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>So Dr. Naomi from No More Heroes? I think I'm in love. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 01/13/21 1:08:18 AM #3:	Oh her! Yeah I get all my stuff from her. --- I just want to restore this world back to the natural. Bring order to this broken reality. To the way it should have been, all those many years ago. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:949443265] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>Oh her! Yeah I get all my stuff from her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DB_Insider 01/13/21 1:08:31 AM #4:	Wii_Shaker posted... So Dr. Naomi from No More Heroes? I think I'm in love. So u played the game too? Cool <cite>DB_Insider posted [p:949443270] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>So Dr. Naomi from No More Heroes? I think I'm in love.</quote>So u played the game too? Cool </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dib153 01/13/21 1:34:17 AM #5:	Exclusively? Or is she also a vendor for other equally wealthy entities, such as hero alliances, hero/sidekick operations, nonaffiliate antiheroes, or independent contractors specializing in exhorbitantly priced obscenely discrete wet work? --- "Dib is my new hero. Epic insult man, epic to the max" ~ Drakona <cite>dib153 posted [p:949443763] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>Exclusively? Or is she also a vendor for other equally wealthy entities, such as hero alliances, hero/sidekick operations, nonaffiliate antiheroes, or independent contractors specializing in exhorbitantly priced obscenely discrete wet work? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToadallyAwesome 01/13/21 1:48:50 AM #6:	Sure why not --- https://imgur.com/QKdxwuI <cite>ToadallyAwesome posted [p:949443988] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>Sure why not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 01/13/21 1:49:59 AM #7:	DB_Insider posted... So u played the game too? Cool Yeah. I'm a big ol' Suda 51 fanboy. He's my favorite game dev. I've played all of his shitty games. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:949444002] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>DB_Insider posted... </cite> <quote>So u played the game too? Cool</quote>Yeah. I'm a big ol' Suda 51 fanboy. He's my favorite game dev. I've played all of his shitty games. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/13/21 2:22:31 AM #8:	dib153 posted... Exclusively? Or is she also a vendor for other equally wealthy entities, such as hero alliances, hero/sidekick operations, nonaffiliate antiheroes, or independent contractors specializing in exhorbitantly priced obscenely discrete wet work? She has some non villain cilents but heroes don't need to use her services since what they're doing isn't illegal or they don't need it. Superman doesn't need it, Spiderman doesn't need it, Wonder Woman doesn't need it. Batman makes his own stuff. I mean guys like Punisher or Constantine might break laws but they also get their own gear in the first place. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:949444476] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>dib153 posted... </cite> <quote>Exclusively? Or is she also a vendor for other equally wealthy entities, such as hero alliances, hero/sidekick operations, nonaffiliate antiheroes, or independent contractors specializing in exhorbitantly priced obscenely discrete wet work?</quote>She has some non villain cilents but heroes don't need to use her services since what they're doing isn't illegal or they don't need it. Superman doesn't need it, Spiderman doesn't need it, Wonder Woman doesn't need it. Batman makes his own stuff. I mean guys like Punisher or Constantine might break laws but they also get their own gear in the first place. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoeDangIt 01/13/21 2:30:38 AM #9:	I would feel obligated to sabotage her business. <cite>JoeDangIt posted [p:949444596] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>I would feel obligated to sabotage her business. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 01/13/21 2:34:11 AM #10:	obviously i, the great Viewmaster, P.I., would arrest her well... citizens arrest... :/ --- Ride it on out, like a bird in the skyways <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:949444633] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>obviously i, the great Viewmaster, P.I., would arrest her well... citizens arrest... :/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 01/13/21 2:35:42 AM #11:	UnfairRepresent posted... near perfect No <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:949444647] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>near perfect</quote>No </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/13/21 7:06:57 PM #12:	viewmaster_pi posted... obviously i, the great Viewmaster, P.I., would arrest her well... citizens arrest... :/ Arrest her for what? She's obeying the law on paper --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:949470354] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>obviously i, the great Viewmaster, P.I., would arrest her well... citizens arrest... :/</quote>Arrest her for what? She's obeying the law on paper </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 01/13/21 10:02:36 PM #13:	Can she introduce me to Magneto? --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:949476376] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>Can she introduce me to Magneto? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 01/13/21 10:06:12 PM #14:	Do I meet her because I am an aspiring villain? <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:949476483] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>Do I meet her because I am an aspiring villain? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 01/13/21 10:23:53 PM #15:	UnfairRepresent posted... Arrest her for what? She's obeying the law on paper yes but I know she's a bad egg, and as a vigilante hero, i can legally do anything i want in the pursuit of justice --- Ride it on out, like a bird in the skyways <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:949477039] in The near p... [t:79235944]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Arrest her for what? She's obeying the law on paper</quote>yes but I know she's a bad egg, and as a vigilante hero, i can legally do anything i want in the pursuit of justice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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