Poll of the Day > i haven't taken a shit since last year

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DirtBasedSoap
01/12/21 11:35:41 PM
#1:


nt


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Sarcasthma
01/12/21 11:38:12 PM
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Youre gonna need a c-section, my dude.

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faramir77
01/12/21 11:39:44 PM
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  1. Get a plunger.
  2. Use on yourself.
  3. Flush.
  4. Use on toilet.
  5. Repeat as necessary.

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grimhilde00
01/12/21 11:42:22 PM
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I think right now you should probably use a laxative and then reexamine your dietary and/or drug choices

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Mead
01/12/21 11:48:22 PM
#5:


That doesnt sound good

edit: Hold up. On the 1st I joked about how I was doing my first BM of 2021 and Im pretty sure you said same. Unless Im mixing things up and that was someone else

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Metalsonic66
01/12/21 11:52:29 PM
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Buy some Toadstool Softener from your local Apothecary

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DirtBasedSoap
01/13/21 12:01:17 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Youre gonna need a c-section, my dude.
more like a Poo-section

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papercup
01/13/21 12:02:05 AM
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That doesn't sound healthy. You should be pooping every day

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Gaawa_chan
01/13/21 12:04:31 AM
#9:


F for colon.

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ArvTheGreat
01/13/21 12:23:02 AM
#10:


Thats cause dirt doesnt take shit from no one

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Aculo
01/13/21 12:31:33 AM
#11:


I'm drinking one in honor of your feces, ok?

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JigsawTDC
01/13/21 12:50:32 AM
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How are your bowels that backed up? Are you an opiate addict?
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AWinterJ
01/13/21 12:54:54 AM
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You haven't dropped the kids off at the pool in almost two weeks? I'm surprised you're not in any pain. I'd suggest to drink more water and eat more fruit and veg. After that hope for the best. Normally I shit daily. It's often the highlight of my day.

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