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JimCarrysToe
01/11/21 4:03:20 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2FBOXLiCXk

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JimCarrysToe
01/11/21 4:05:46 PM
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Omg i wanna burp a fish lol

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Lord_Wombat
01/11/21 4:07:46 PM
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"Wynona loved her big brown beaver, And she stroked him all the time.

She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
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SauI_Goodman
01/11/21 4:11:17 PM
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That thing looks afraid poor little guy

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BlazinBlue88
01/11/21 4:34:15 PM
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  • The fish burping thing is amazing.
  • That's what it's like living with fucking cats. I heard the guy's drink glass shatter. Never have glassware while owning cats.
  • That pig is how my chihuahua acts when someone tries to move him from my lap.

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CanuckCowboy
01/11/21 4:36:43 PM
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Wtf. That fish burping was hilarious.

That was a big burp.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/11/21 7:14:15 PM
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Yeah cats definitely freak out if they fuck up once, they tear ass into the next disaster until it finally all stops.

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FrankJaegr
01/11/21 7:19:08 PM
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Didn't know that about the fish or the dove, that cactus thing had me rolling though :^)
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/11/21 7:22:42 PM
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FrankJaegr posted...
that cactus thing had me rolling though :^)

That was nothing. I've fallen into an entire cactus before. I was rollin too, trying to get the fuck out of it.

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JimCarrysToe
01/11/21 7:40:09 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That was nothing. I've fallen into an entire cactus before. I was rollin too, trying to get the fuck out of it.
I drove into a cactus once on my friends little electric scooter.

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FrankJaegr
01/11/21 7:48:05 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That was nothing. I've fallen into an entire cactus before. I was rollin too, trying to get the fuck out of it.

Ouch, did your friend add insult to injury by trying to take it out just to have it stick back on ya? Lol

Knowing my luck I'd get one shoved up my ass - there's no scenario, just someone sticking it in my ass while I'm trying to enjoy a fritatta

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powerman1426
01/11/21 7:49:34 PM
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PBusted
01/13/21 5:20:03 AM
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Other vids include a kid choosing five one dollars bills over a hundred, cactus stuck to a leg gets stuck to the other. horse jumps and falls, fisherman caught a fish but it wouldn't swim back down since there was air in his bladder so he helps the fish burp, cat jumps from a table to kitchen counter ruining a bunch of dishes, a mouse in snow, pig cuddling and not wanting to be seperated, doves have transparent eyelids, cat does a cool jumping on hand trick, owls sleeps with one eye open, and blocks connecting backwards.
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