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MedeaLysistrata
01/09/21 3:43:29 PM
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The kind they have in libraries or offices. They seem faster than normal retail computers

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berlyman101
01/09/21 3:44:20 PM
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1. they're not
2. the ones that are it's probably because they're hooked up with ether net or good wifi

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MedeaLysistrata
01/09/21 3:44:52 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
1. they're not
2. the ones that are it's probably because they're hooked up with ether net or good wifi
Obumma

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InhumaneRaider
01/09/21 3:45:18 PM
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They are? They usually suck in my opinion.

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treewojima
01/09/21 3:45:23 PM
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Ha

Ha ha

Bahahahahahahaha

Oh man, that's so funny it made me forget all about the pain of using the piece of shit they give me at work
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unknownhombre
01/09/21 3:45:52 PM
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They're not.

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TheMikh
01/09/21 3:46:12 PM
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mission-criticality i presume

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ssj3vegeta
01/09/21 3:46:42 PM
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nothanks1
01/09/21 3:46:55 PM
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In libraries for public use? Most likely just containing a datebase of text and maybe some images

In companies in general? I just have a custom version of Windows 10 I made to strip it of trash so it's faster.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
01/09/21 3:47:50 PM
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If all they are used for is internet and word processing, that is reflective mostly of internet speed not processor power.

Open 15 tabs of Firefox and see how it works.

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masticatingman
01/09/21 3:50:30 PM
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1 - Their c drives wont be bogged down with all your personal crap.
2 - I really doubt youre using these computers for anything too taxing.

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Firewerx
01/09/21 3:53:55 PM
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treewojima posted...
Ha

Ha ha

Bahahahahahahaha

Oh man, that's so funny it made me forget all about the pain of using the piece of shit they give me at work
At work, our computers would probably run better if we picked them up and smashed them repeatedly against a rock than they do after there's been an "upgrade".

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Smackems
01/09/21 3:55:41 PM
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Porn ain't boggin em down

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treewojima
01/09/21 4:28:42 PM
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Firewerx posted...
At work, our computers would probably work better if we picked them up and smashed them repeatedly against a rock than they do after an "upgrade".

Check this shit out:

https://i.imgur.com/AmGCUKE.jpg

It says the stick of RAM in the first slot on the motherboard has 2.2 PB capacity. That's petabytes. According to Windows, I have more memory in a single stick than the most modern supercomputer in the world.

I'd love to open the case to see just how they managed this miraculous feat, but it's locked. I guess I'll never know
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