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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 10:55:23 AM
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https://abcnews.go.com/US/rioter-carrying-off-nancy-pelosis-lectern-viral-image/story?id=75149527

Fucking clown isn't smiling now.


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The Trent
01/09/21 10:55:48 AM
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maybe they'll give him a patriotic jumpsuit to wear in federal pen

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Jabodie
01/09/21 10:56:37 AM
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The status of the lectern is not immediately known.
That made me chuckle.

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CM_Ponch
01/09/21 10:56:55 AM
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Florida
Of course

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Irony
01/09/21 10:57:01 AM
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The lectern was immediately destroyed

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uwnim
01/09/21 10:58:23 AM
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Damn it. Why did that one have to be from Florida.

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burns112233
01/09/21 10:58:58 AM
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Florida man at it again.
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Smashingpmkns
01/09/21 11:00:51 AM
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MacadamianNut3
01/09/21 11:03:16 AM
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lol did he shave his beard to avoid being caught

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Hop103
01/09/21 11:05:17 AM
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Pelosi doesn't get a break, her house got vandalized by the far left and some Florida man from the right got her lectern. She has to be the country's buttmonkey.
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uwnim
01/09/21 12:00:26 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
lol did he shave his beard to avoid being caught
Probably. Which just adds to the embarrassment this causes Florida.


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Tenlaar
01/09/21 12:03:00 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
lol did he shave his beard to avoid being caught
It really does seem like he let it grow out for a few weeks before the 6th and then went and shaved right after like he was going to pull some kind of Clark Kent maneuver.
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masterpug53
01/09/21 12:03:29 PM
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No doubt many fools will soon be parted from their money to crowdfund his bail.

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__aCEr__
01/09/21 12:06:07 PM
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When you need to change your appearance but don't want to cut your luscious locks.

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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 12:06:46 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
No doubt many fools will soon be parted from their money to crowdfund his bail.
Shouldn't even be legal in this instance. Shouldn't have been legal for Kyle Rittenhouse. Fat fuck deserves to be punked in prison.

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HBKick18
01/09/21 12:06:51 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
lol did he shave his beard to avoid being caught
maybe but he also posted the picture of him with the lectern on his own Facebook

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masterpug53
01/09/21 12:10:50 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
When you need to change your appearance but don't want to cut your luscious locks.

I always thought one of the weaker story points of New Vegas was that Benny got caught by Caesar's Legion simply because he didn't want to mess up his hair by wearing a helmet; one of those moments where the overall gravity of the situation was undermined just for the sake of a joke. But I guess art does imitate life in this case after all.

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MaxEffingBemis
01/09/21 12:11:41 PM
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Damn I cant believe they got Via Getty

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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 12:12:26 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
I always thought one of the weaker story points of New Vegas was that Benny got caught by Caesar's Legion simply because he didn't want to mess up his hair by wearing a helmet; one of those moments where the overall gravity of the situation was undermined just for the sake of a joke. But I guess art does imitate life in this case after all.
God dammit. I forgot all about that mission lmao. I need to replay NV.

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Tenlaar
01/09/21 12:23:28 PM
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I just saw a zoomed in picture and realized he didn't have an actual beard, he just had a little scruff and a major double chin.
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FL81
01/09/21 12:39:36 PM
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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 12:43:03 PM
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FL81 posted...
God damn lmfao

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SwayM
01/09/21 12:44:21 PM
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The irony that he probably would have got away with it if he was wearing a mask

Im sure is lost on these smooth brains.

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monkmith
01/09/21 12:46:13 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
lol did he shave his beard to avoid being caught
guy who broke into her office did the same thing.




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SquirtleSkwad
01/09/21 12:48:00 PM
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monkmith posted...
guy who broke into her office did the same thing.

In his defense, he DOES look a lot different lmao

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