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a-c-a-b
01/01/21 4:38:26 PM
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I didn't win anything.

Now I feel like a total fucking idiot.
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deupd_u2
01/01/21 4:39:42 PM
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You need to buy $30 more and win more than $60 then. Duh!
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__aCEr__
01/01/21 4:41:25 PM
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Well if those were losers you've got a good chance that the next ones on the roll will be winners. Hurry before someone else gets them!

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a-c-a-b
01/01/21 4:41:28 PM
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deupd_u2 posted...
You need to buy $30 more and win more than $60 then. Duh!

Seems like a flawless plan.
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Lost_All_Senses
01/01/21 4:41:30 PM
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deupd_u2 posted...
You need to buy $30 more and win more than $60 then. Duh!

Statistically you gotta eventually win.

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smoke_break
01/01/21 4:41:42 PM
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So how many tickets? Were these all $1 tickets?

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Damn_Underscore
01/01/21 4:42:07 PM
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scratch tickets are only fun if you buy one of every one in the machine tbh

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a-c-a-b
01/01/21 4:44:36 PM
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smoke_break posted...
So how many tickets? Were these all $1 tickets?

6 of the $5 ones.
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El Mexicano Texano
01/01/21 4:45:56 PM
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You went at it wrong. I can go into detail as to how to help your odds but it takes time and relying on others as well...

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El Mexicano Texano
01/01/21 4:46:11 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
6 of the $5 ones.

The same row or different?

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kingdrake2
01/01/21 4:47:06 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
6 of the $5 ones.


should've had a few winners in the batch. at least 1 or 2.
higher cost cards have a better payout.
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Damn_Underscore
01/01/21 4:48:21 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
You went at it wrong. I can go into detail as to how to help your odds but it takes time and relying on others as well...

go on

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a-c-a-b
01/01/21 4:52:10 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...


The same row or different?

3 from one row, 3 from another.
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yunalenne10
01/01/21 4:54:24 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
I didn't win anything.

Now I feel like a total fucking idiot.
Hey, don't feel bad. One time, I bought $1000 worth of $20 Scratchers and got back only $750.

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