Current Events > Queens is being Terrorized by Evil Squirrels

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pikachupwnage 12/30/20 1:35:39 PM #1:	https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2020/12/29/squirrel-attacks-rego-park-queens/ Blood was everywhere --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:948919915] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2020/12/29/squirrel-attacks-rego-park-queens/ Blood was everywhere </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 12/30/20 1:37:47 PM #3:	My family does animal rehab and we've hand raised over 100 squirrels. They aren't evil, they're nature's ninja. As such, our human concepts of morality are not yet developed enough to fully convey the truths of their nature. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:948919990] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>My family does animal rehab and we've hand raised over 100 squirrels. They aren't evil, they're nature's ninja. As such, our human concepts of morality are not yet developed enough to fully convey the truths of their nature. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 12/30/20 1:38:51 PM #4:	WTF, thats terrifying. are they extra hungry because of less human activity so they are attacking us for our flesh? <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:948920017] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>WTF, thats terrifying. are they extra hungry because of less human activity so they are attacking us for our flesh? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/30/20 1:46:12 PM #5:	Returning_CEmen posted... are they extra hungry because of less human activity so they are attacking us for our flesh? now: "It's cold and I'm hungry. Something smells good over there - gonna go eat it!" soon: "Why is this giant thing attacking me? Better defend myself while I still can!" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:948920221] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite> <quote>are they extra hungry because of less human activity so they are attacking us for our flesh?</quote>now: "It's cold and I'm hungry. Something smells good over there - gonna go eat it!" soon: "Why is this giant thing attacking me? Better defend myself while I still can!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyDogGum 12/30/20 1:48:17 PM #6:	Hmmm... I would welcome our squirrel overlords --- Unleash the Kraken <cite>SaltyDogGum posted [p:948920302] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Hmmm... I would welcome our squirrel overlords </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/30/20 1:49:09 PM #7:	Unexpected Heel turn from Marvel comics to round out the year --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:948920324] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Unexpected Heel turn from Marvel comics to round out the year </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/30/20 1:53:31 PM #8:	MTG players have been wisely cautious of squirrels for about a decade or two already. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:948920466] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>MTG players have been wisely cautious of squirrels for about a decade or two already. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Number090684 12/30/20 1:56:16 PM #10:	I've been waiting for this moment. My distaste for squirrels can finally be justified. If one in my neighborhood tries this on me, I'll shank and make a pelt out of 'em. <cite>Number090684 posted [p:948920551] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>I've been waiting for this moment. My distaste for squirrels can finally be justified. If one in my neighborhood tries this on me, I'll shank and make a pelt out of 'em. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 12/30/20 1:58:10 PM #11:	Yea I would be fucking some squirrels up. --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:948920611] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Yea I would be fucking some squirrels up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 12/30/20 2:08:56 PM #13:	Lots of tough talk coming from people who have never had to deal with the razor sharp claws of a pound or heavier squirrel as they zip up and down you --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:948920978] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Lots of tough talk coming from people who have never had to deal with the razor sharp claws of a pound or heavier squirrel as they zip up and down you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/30/20 2:15:43 PM #14:	mrgoatthief posted... Have you seen the legendary squirrel from Kaldheim yet? it's sick psyduck "combat damage" cripples any fun shenanigans. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:948921193] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>mrgoatthief posted... </cite> <quote>Have you seen the legendary squirrel from Kaldheim yet? it's sick psyduck</quote>"combat damage" cripples any fun shenanigans. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 12/30/20 2:17:53 PM #15:	The squirrel uprising has begun. Nature has viewed us as a threat. 2021 gonna be very interesting. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:948921266] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>The squirrel uprising has begun. Nature has viewed us as a threat. 2021 gonna be very interesting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 12/30/20 2:26:28 PM #16:	You **ed with Squirrels Morty. Now were going to have to find a new dimension. --- Nintendo Switch FC: SW-0807-8653-6885 "Blue has the most anti-oxygens." <cite>Vermander posted [p:948921539] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>You **ed with Squirrels Morty. Now were going to have to find a new dimension.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003 12/30/20 2:34:45 PM #17:	Introduce monitor lizards to the area. Theyll sort out the squirrel situation quick. Those lizards can grow more than six feet long and love the taste of rodents. And they can climb trees. You'll probably have to wait until winter is over, before you can start though. --- ... <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted [p:948921798] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Introduce monitor lizards to the area. Theyll sort out the squirrel situation quick. Those lizards can grow more than six feet long and love the taste of rodents. And they can climb trees. You'll probably have to wait until winter is over, before you can start though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 12/30/20 2:37:09 PM #18:	Lorenzo_2003 posted... Introduce monitor lizards to the area. Theyll sort out the squirrel situation quick. Those lizards can grow more than six feet long and love the taste of rodents. And they can climb trees. You'll probably have to wait until winter is over, before you can start though. Plot twist: The lizards ally themselves with the squirrels and things get real. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:948921873] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Lorenzo_2003 posted... </cite> <quote>Introduce monitor lizards to the area. Theyll sort out the squirrel situation quick. Those lizards can grow more than six feet long and love the taste of rodents. And they can climb trees. You'll probably have to wait until winter is over, before you can start though.</quote> Plot twist: The lizards ally themselves with the squirrels and things get real. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slaya4 12/30/20 2:43:07 PM #19:	When I was kid I got attacked by my cat in the same fashion and people laughed at me. Now squirrels are on the wild? I'm telling you Mother Earth is slowly turning her back on us. --- Am I going too hard? <cite>Slaya4 posted [p:948922041] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>When I was kid I got attacked by my cat in the same fashion and people laughed at me. Now squirrels are on the wild? I'm telling you Mother Earth is slowly turning her back on us. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/30/20 2:46:27 PM #20:	Saturate the place with poison bait. Whiners be damned. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:948922140] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Saturate the place with poison bait. Whiners be damned. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/30/20 3:48:47 PM #21:	Lorenzo_2003 posted... Introduce monitor lizards to the area. Theyll sort out the squirrel situation quick. Those lizards can grow more than six feet long and love the taste of rodents. And they can climb trees. You'll probably have to wait until winter is over, before you can start though. They'll sort out Squirrels, rats, pigeons, cats, dogs, children, and a lot of the adults as well. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:948924075] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Lorenzo_2003 posted... </cite> <quote>Introduce monitor lizards to the area. Theyll sort out the squirrel situation quick. Those lizards can grow more than six feet long and love the taste of rodents. And they can climb trees. You'll probably have to wait until winter is over, before you can start though.</quote> They'll sort out Squirrels, rats, pigeons, cats, dogs, children, and a lot of the adults as well. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 12/30/20 3:50:42 PM #22:	Tyranthraxus posted... They'll sort out Squirrels, rats, pigeons, cats, dogs, children, and a lot of the adults as well. I for one welcome our new lizardkin overlords. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:948924151] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>They'll sort out Squirrels, rats, pigeons, cats, dogs, children, and a lot of the adults as well.</quote> I for one welcome our new lizardkin overlords. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 12/30/20 3:59:53 PM #23:	I'd never leave home without a baseball bat and good gloves. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:948924425] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>I'd never leave home without a baseball bat and good gloves. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
J03can 12/30/20 4:07:19 PM #24:	That sucks! Im glad shes alright. But... LOL --- Jerry, it's Frank Costanza!!! Mr Steinbrenner's here George is dead - call me back!!!! <cite>J03can posted [p:948924652] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>That sucks! Im glad shes alright. But... LOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Middle hope 12/31/20 1:00:07 PM #26:	Time to bust out the glue traps and pellet guns --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/PmX8smn https://imgur.com/mwTy0iF https://imgur.com/FCER80e <cite>Middle hope posted [p:948955152] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Time to bust out the glue traps and pellet guns </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 12/31/20 1:07:48 PM #27:	Before that, Queens had Drumpf. --- "If you know the why, you can live any how." - Nietzsche <cite>brestugo posted [p:948955424] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Before that, Queens had Drumpf. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 12/31/20 1:09:25 PM #28:	Must be the crazy New York squirrels I remember one year I went to hemp fest in Boston and squirrels were literally running up to me and taking acorns out of my hand then just sitting there eating them in front of me maybe they just had the munchies tho --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:948955473] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Must be the crazy New York squirrels I remember one year I went to hemp fest in Boston and squirrels were literally running up to me and taking acorns out of my hand then just sitting there eating them in front of me maybe they just had the munchies tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 12/31/20 1:13:57 PM #29:	Tyranthraxus posted... pigeons not the pigeons :(. i like em. especially the ones that shit on people. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:948955638] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote>pigeons</quote> not the pigeons :(. i like em. especially the ones that shit on people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/31/20 1:15:17 PM #30:	https://youtu.be/xRnkB9wtKEk This wasn't what I was originally looking for but holy shit does this story take some turns lol. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:948955681] in Queens is ... [t:79208419]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/xRnkB9wtKEk This wasn't what I was originally looking for but holy shit does this story take some turns lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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