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Irony
12/28/20 12:36:26 PM
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wackyteen posted...
I get that it's entirely for publicity but imagine naming your baby that.

My dad gave me a botched spelling of a common name and now I have to tell everybody how to spell my legal name because thanks dad
Put your dad in a home

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/28/20 12:37:49 PM
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Nicholas Cannon

former R. Kelly collaborator, now bad child name chooser.
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wackyteen
12/28/20 12:39:43 PM
#53:


Irony posted...
Put your dad in a home
He bounced before I turned 3 years old so don't really care much about him.

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pogo_rabid
12/28/20 12:43:16 PM
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Remember when Nick Cannon tried to bait Eminem into a feud purely for clout last year? And Eminem just ignores the guy because he's not worth his time.

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ViewtifulGrave
12/28/20 12:58:30 PM
#55:


ZevLoveDOOM posted...
Nicholas Cannon

former R. Kelly collaborator, now bad child name chooser.
Are you saying that anybody that worked with R. Kelly is a bad person?

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eston
12/28/20 1:05:04 PM
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I'm pretty sure he has expressed some regrets at having worked with R. Kelly

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Maniaxe_613
12/28/20 1:06:17 PM
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He should have named her Water. Water Cannon.

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Pandamonic
12/28/20 1:07:50 PM
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Oh Nick Cannon is stupid, huh?

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E32005
12/28/20 1:14:32 PM
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Maniaxe_613 posted...
He should have named her Water. Water Cannon.
if he has a boy he could name him Man

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TheMikh
12/28/20 1:16:29 PM
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sounds like the name of an anime

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Tyranthraxus
12/28/20 1:19:32 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I wasnt commenting on what he said, just pointing out he is on track to get a PhD

PhD is a completely separate thing entirely. You are not "on track" to get one just because you have a masters

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WashYourHands
12/28/20 1:21:12 PM
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Yikes

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divot1338
12/28/20 1:27:45 PM
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Youre not on track to get a PhD without at least a plan for a dissertation.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/28/20 1:32:13 PM
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There are a few things I see happening:
  1. She changes her name one day
  2. She becomes a stripper or pornstar
  3. She gets her parents to change her name before she does option 1 and 2

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eston
12/28/20 1:44:21 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
There are a few things I see happening:
1. She changes her name one day
2. She becomes a stripper or pornstar
3. She gets her parents to change her name before she does option 1 and 2
4. She becomes a cyborg

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UnholyMudcrab
12/28/20 2:06:59 PM
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Been a while since we've had a good "crazy celebrity baby name" story
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MedeaLysistrata
12/28/20 2:07:54 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
PhD is a completely separate thing entirely. You are not "on track" to get one just because you have a masters
I am pretty confident he will end up getting one and I think you are too

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Tyranthraxus
12/28/20 2:17:03 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I am pretty confident he will end up getting one and I think you are too

Thanks for the confidence but I've got no interest in pursuing a PhD at this time.

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NatsuSama
12/28/20 2:19:41 PM
#71:


smoke_break posted...
https://youtu.be/UTzne-3buyM
I laughed harder at this than I should have lol

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coolboy11
12/28/20 2:22:46 PM
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nick cannon might have the best game in the biz, dude cleans up well with the ladies.

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NatsuSama
12/28/20 2:25:25 PM
#73:


coolboy11 posted...
nick cannon might have the best game in the biz, dude cleans up well with the ladies.
Dude got money. At least waaay more money than people like us.

Not saying he does or doesn't have game, just saying you don't need too much game when you got mad money.

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MrToothHasYou
12/28/20 2:37:27 PM
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Listen before I gave my cat a real name I just called her Little Miss for like a week and then I ended up calling her that for most of her life even though she had an actual name at that point. So I get where hes coming from. But, uh. I dunno about this one.

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MedeaLysistrata
12/28/20 2:38:34 PM
#75:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Thanks for the confidence but I've got no interest in pursuing a PhD at this time.
Dont worry, Nick Cannon is already jotting down ideas for his dissertation, your services will not be needed

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RebelElite791
12/28/20 2:40:10 PM
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I highly doubt dipshit Nick will ever even get an MA

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Jiggy101011
12/28/20 2:40:45 PM
#77:


MacadamianNut3 posted...
nb4 Special Beam

Lol I love a good post #2

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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
12/28/20 2:49:03 PM
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IMO, no celebrity kid name will ever beat Jermaine Jackson's daughter.

Jermajesty (intentional or not, it sounds like a play on 'your majesty').

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MedeaLysistrata
12/28/20 2:49:11 PM
#79:


RebelElite791 posted...
I highly doubt dipshit Nick will ever even get an MA
Put money or your account on it then

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RebelElite791
12/28/20 2:49:59 PM
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Why do you feel the need to so vehemently stan for an anti-Semite who pals around with Nazis?

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MedeaLysistrata
12/28/20 2:51:52 PM
#81:


RebelElite791 posted...
Why do you feel the need to so vehemently stan for an anti-Semite who pals around with Nazis?
I dont like him at all and dont think he should be getting a PhD, but of course he will

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paperbag
12/28/20 2:59:24 PM
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Who gives a fuck if that douche have a PhD, he is still t-wat. Get off his phallus
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Shotgunnova
12/28/20 3:09:25 PM
#84:


smoke_break posted...
https://youtu.be/UTzne-3buyM
lol

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ultimate reaver
12/28/20 3:09:56 PM
#85:


Extremely Powerful Queen Baby

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NatsuSama
12/28/20 3:39:39 PM
#86:


RebelElite791 posted...
I highly doubt dipshit Nick will ever even get an MA
Sure he can. Contrary to popular belief by many, degrees does not actually mean the person in question is actually smart.

Buying degrees and knowing people in high places isn't new.

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CraziestCal
12/28/20 4:49:56 PM
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Kinda like Shaq's doctorate.

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RebelElite791
12/28/20 4:50:30 PM
#88:


NatsuSama posted...
Sure he can. Contrary to popular belief by many, degrees does not actually mean the person in question is actually smart.

Buying degrees and knowing people in high places isn't new.
What does that have to do with what I posted

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monkmith
12/28/20 4:51:46 PM
#89:


MacadamianNut3 posted...
nb4 Special Beam
its a fucking crime he didn't go this rout.

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Gruntling
12/28/20 5:18:30 PM
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That has to be the dumbest name I've ever heard.

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NatsuSama
12/28/20 5:30:29 PM
#91:


RebelElite791 posted...
What does that have to do with what I posted
That being a dipshit doesn't mean he won't ever get an MA.

Don't need to be smart to get one.

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RebelElite791
12/28/20 5:32:30 PM
#92:


NatsuSama posted...
That being a dipshit doesn't mean he won't ever get an MA.

Don't need to be smart to get one.
I said he won't get one, not that he can't get one or won't because of his intelligence.

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