Current Events > Wanna hear a dirty joke?

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Guy 1: This coffee tastes like dirt!"
Guy 2: What did you expect, it was GROUND this morning!"

Get it? A dirty joke?

Ill show myself out.

This is one of those times where the giant cane pulls you offstage.

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Crono99 posted...

Don't worry, tc. At least your jokes aren't as bad as mine.

You consider that stuff jokes?

Crono99 posted...

Don't worry, tc. At least your jokes aren't as bad as mine.

Thank you. Youre now my favorite mod.

(Unless you moderate me for something in the future. In which case Ill hate you for all eternity)

Here's a joke.

your penis!!

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

Here's a joke.

your penis!!

Your stuffed Winnie The Pooh plushie wasnt laughing last night!

Cuz I plowed it! >:)

A son goes up to his dad and asks, "what does a vagina look like?" The father sits him down and replies, "Son, before sex, a vagina looks like a beautiful rose, its petals slightly spread and blushing in a beatiful shade of pink." The child inquires, "Okay, well what does it look like after sex?"

The father sighs. "Son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

You're a monster!!

*runs away crying*

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

You're a monster!!

*runs away crying*

Game. Set. Match.

treewojima posted...

A son goes up to his dad and asks, "what does a vagina look like?" The father sits him down and replies, "Son, before sex, a vagina looks like a beautiful rose, its petals slightly spread and blushing in a beatiful shade of pink." The child inquires, "Okay, well what does it look like after sex?"

The father sighs. "Son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

Wow my stomach actually lurched a little. Bravo.