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ModLogic
12/15/20 7:10:47 PM
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so im lying in bed browsing the reddit and must have dozed off at some point. i start petting this cat/dog that curls up next to me, i do notice its weird cos i dont have any pets. then shit gets real and a human hand shoots out from under the sheets trying to grab me but it quickly pulls back under the sheets. then with flash like speed i make a grab for and it was a severed human hand. then multiple hands start grabbing at me under the sheets. so i sit up and at this point also happen to look at what i was petting. a dead dog.

maaaaaaan this is some next level sleep paralysis shit.

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nfearurspecimn
12/15/20 7:11:45 PM
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so what did you do with the dead dog?

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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/20 7:12:48 PM
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Not even the movies that had to make it look more extreme than it actually is to be entertaining reached this far

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Mark_McGrath
12/15/20 7:14:55 PM
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my sleep paralysis always involves getting violated by the night hag
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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/20 7:16:34 PM
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Mark_McGrath posted...
my sleep paralysis always involves getting violated by the night hag

Ay, you seen the movie.

Wait, is the original post from the movie and I'm just forgetting that part...

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nfearurspecimn
12/15/20 7:17:01 PM
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what movie?

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ssj3vegeta
12/15/20 7:17:49 PM
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Xenozoa425
12/15/20 7:18:21 PM
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I've never had sleep paralysis, but many times I've felt and been consciously aware of the sensation of a feeling going up your spine and into your forehead (kundalini) and a dream begins forming from an image in the darkness of your mind. And I've had total control over the dreams.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/20 7:18:28 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
what movie?

I smoke weed and watch s bunch of horror movies that are just different versions of each other. I don't remember names of any movies.

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ModLogic
12/15/20 7:19:07 PM
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Mark_McGrath posted...
my sleep paralysis always involves getting violated by the night hag
the night hag has long since left me since i kicked it in the face

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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/20 7:20:20 PM
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mattymad posted...
That doesn't sound like sleep paralysis, that just sounds like nightmare.

Sleep paralysis is when you're awake/eyes open but your brain has still shut down your motor control.

You then are convinced you can see some kinda figured at the cusp of darkness because you're brain is in hyperdrive imagination things.

Word. I only experienced the physical part. I did feel a presence of someone coming in my house. But obviously that's just everyone's most basic fear when they can't move.

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Squall28
12/15/20 7:20:44 PM
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I always try to punch mine, and sometimes I break through. I'm an angry sleeper.

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Mark_McGrath
12/15/20 7:29:17 PM
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seriously tho i keep getting molested by the night hag

someone please help
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Xenozoa425
12/15/20 7:39:49 PM
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Gotta properly align that biofield and do more positive things.

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Mistere Man
12/15/20 7:46:45 PM
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Mark_McGrath posted...
my sleep paralysis always involves getting violated by the night hag
Yes the night hag thats right it's the night hag.

ModLogic posted...
the night hag has long since left me since i kicked it in the face
That really hurt you jerk!

Mark_McGrath posted...
seriously tho i keep getting molested by the night hag

someone please help
No one can help you!

Just dont kick my, I mean their face please.

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