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nothanks1
12/14/20 11:25:39 AM
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Just saw a girl literally bend over backwards and do a flip then did a flip forwards landed on her hands and the splits while balancing on her hands

I dont know what to tell you all other than I want one of those
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PokemonExpert44
12/14/20 11:26:12 AM
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Gymnastics ftw

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Flockaveli
12/14/20 11:26:25 AM
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Okay but does a gymnast want to date you?

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monkmith
12/14/20 11:28:16 AM
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its a full time job with very little down time, there's a good chance they're socially/sexually repressed, and there's a high chance of pregnancy complications down the line.

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Machete
12/14/20 11:29:32 AM
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There was an SNL skit about this featuring Tim Robbins like 25 years ago or so. He punched Rob Schneider in the face a bunch of times.
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nothanks1
12/14/20 11:31:20 AM
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monkmith posted...
its a full time job with very little down time, there's a good chance they're socially/sexually repressed, and there's a high chance of pregnancy complications down the line.

Okay but they can do hot things
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monkmith
12/14/20 11:33:14 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Okay but they can do hot things
maybe, but the sexually damaged kid inside her that got molested by their team doctor doesn't want to.

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CosmicShadows
12/14/20 11:34:31 AM
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Lol tc a guy like you would never have that chance.
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HBKick18
12/14/20 11:36:12 AM
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my friend slept with a former gymnast

he said it was good

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DragonClaw01
12/14/20 12:15:25 PM
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I don't know man. Gymnasts body development is absolutely f-ed even as adults half of them look like middle schoolers. Even if they were of age I would feel like Chris Hansen would be walking in the room any minute if I were with them.

When it comes to Olympians, the volleyball players are absolutely smoking. Volleyball always seems to attract the hottest women for whatever reason.

Ugliest, definitely the shotputters. Half of them look like fourty year old lunch ladies. Not a huge fan of long distance runners either since most of them look like they are trying to do their best Karen Carpenter impression. Although, the long distance runners are still decent unlike the shotputters that are abysmal.

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nothanks1
12/14/20 12:31:35 PM
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All I know is that seeing floppy DDs and upside down splits is hot
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gamer167
12/14/20 12:35:55 PM
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If watching the Olympics has taught me anything its that female volleyball players are pound for pound the hottest female athletes.
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DragonClaw01
12/14/20 12:44:25 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
All I know is that seeing floppy DDs and upside down splits is hot
What paralell universe are you posting from? If a gymnast has like a c cup she has a top 1% rack.

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nothanks1
12/14/20 12:45:26 PM
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DragonClaw01 posted...

What parrel universe are you posting from? If a gymnast has like a c cup she has a top 1% rack.

She just does it fun apparently shes a teacher
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DarkChozoGhost
12/14/20 12:47:13 PM
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I've dated a mental gymnast. Do not recommend

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DragonClaw01
12/14/20 12:48:48 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
She just does it fun apparently shes a teacher
I don't know if erotic dancing really qualifies as gymnastics

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nothanks1
12/14/20 12:49:34 PM
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DragonClaw01 posted...

I don't know if erotic dancing really qualifies as gymnastics

I mean she teaches it jut doesnt compete or anything
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monkmith
12/14/20 12:51:17 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
I mean she teaches it jut doesnt compete or anything
so you want to date a teacher?

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nothanks1
12/14/20 12:52:15 PM
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monkmith posted...

so you want to date a teacher?

Theres definitely one teacher I would date
I think shes aware I like it when she treats me a certain way
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Wetterdew
12/14/20 1:00:41 PM
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I want to BE a gymnast and also date one

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whitelytning
12/14/20 1:13:52 PM
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Overrated. Dancers are more fun.


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Evening_Dragon
12/14/20 1:14:14 PM
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no fucking pics

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nothanks1
12/14/20 1:16:06 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
no fucking pics

I would rather not show pictures of the teachers
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Evening_Dragon
12/14/20 2:49:56 PM
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google gymnasts and post them, or i'll post ass man black

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Strider102
12/14/20 2:51:28 PM
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Once you date a gymnast you'll never want to go back to people who aren't gymnasts.

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SquirtleSkwad
12/14/20 2:52:20 PM
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I fucked a figure skater once and it was memorable.

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