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coh
12/14/20 2:15:54 AM
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you're telling me dinosaurs evolved into that?
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Lost_All_Senses
12/14/20 2:16:43 AM
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Those plastics things in peoples yards?

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oblivios
12/14/20 2:36:27 AM
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I've always wanted to be an 'o' on fire.

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Touch
12/14/20 2:38:28 AM
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Flamingos are a phenomenon. When I went to the zoo and saw their exhibit, a buncha them were sleeping while balancing on their chopstick looking ass leg. Just 1! Like how the fuck???

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Lokison
12/14/20 2:40:43 AM
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They're only pink because of their diet

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Irony
12/14/20 2:41:22 AM
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Lokison posted...
They're only pink because of their diet
You sure they aren't painted in factories?

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Lil_Bit83
12/14/20 2:54:47 AM
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Irony posted...
You sure they aren't painted in factories?


Only if they're plastic

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Guerrilla Soldier
12/14/20 3:17:35 AM
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shit's crazy though

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Accolon
12/14/20 3:34:59 AM
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Imagine eating so many shrimp that you turn pink

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DeadBankerDream
12/14/20 5:06:31 AM
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Accolon posted...
Imagine eating so many shrimp that you turn pink

I want to live in this reality.
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xolrules13
12/14/20 5:06:48 AM
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i just wanna be standing and shit

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viewmaster_pi
12/14/20 5:06:53 AM
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what if you woke up and you saw that you weren't a flamingo, but you were pink and had a cloaca?

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The_Creep_2020
12/14/20 5:07:09 AM
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Dude, you never go full mingo.

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gunplagirl
12/14/20 5:08:19 AM
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Accolon posted...
Imagine eating so many shrimp that you turn pink

I get this on a level you didn't possibly intend but I'm honestly trying my best to muffle my laughter with a pillow

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R1masher
12/14/20 5:22:42 AM
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