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JTilly
12/14/20 1:33:57 AM
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Its tiny, so its hella young, and kinda cute

But wtf, its needy as hell. Constantly wants to be on my face, purring and mewing. Cries when I close my door on it. And it keeps trying to bite electrical cords

I didnt sign up for this shit man >:(

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Irony
12/14/20 1:36:54 AM
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https://youtu.be/k3tU_SYSfOU

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JTilly
12/14/20 1:40:29 AM
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it keeps biting my goddamn feet, am i supposed give it a small whack?

Irony posted...
https://youtu.be/k3tU_SYSfOU
Thats awesome

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The_Korey
12/14/20 1:46:01 AM
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JTilly posted...
roomates girlfriends kitten

Its tiny, so its hella young, and kinda cute

But wtf, its needy as hell. Constantly wants to be on my face,

https://i.imgur.com/0VgpGVM.gif

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Lokison
12/14/20 1:49:12 AM
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I assume she babies it?

Dont do anything to it to make it distrust anyone, but a nice trivia fact: cats can be trained just like dogs. If it bites a cord, spray it with water (pin hole in the top of a water bottle will suffice as a spray bottle), if it does something good, give it a treat.

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Beveren_Rabbit
12/14/20 1:54:50 AM
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Imagine spraying someone else's kitten
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Lokison
12/14/20 1:57:12 AM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
Imagine spraying someone else's kitten
Pervert

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Smackems
12/14/20 1:59:14 AM
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I had a 4 week old kitten that I sometimes had to wipe her ass and cooter with a wet cotton ball to get her to pee and poop

Good way to litter box train though

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Big_Gold
12/14/20 2:03:41 AM
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My cat chewed on wires when she was young. I got an old cord and used it to play with her, then I left it out for her to play with whenever she wanted. She never chewed my stuff after that because she had her own chew toy. Kittens like attention, but sometimes they just need to be around someone. They have separation anxiety because they're away from their mother. They want to be around you to feel safe.
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Stalolin
12/14/20 2:20:04 AM
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Just yelp like it really hurt and walk away from the kitty. That usually teaches it.
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Lokison
12/14/20 2:23:45 AM
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Another idea; give the kitten a piece of her clothing (sock, sweatshirt, cami) to cuddle with (after asking her permission first or course!).

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Alteres
12/14/20 2:24:34 AM
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Lokison posted...
Another idea; give the kitten a piece of her clothing (sock, sweatshirt, cami) to cuddle with (after asking her permission first or course!).
tldr: raid her panty drawer

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Lokison
12/14/20 2:25:29 AM
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Alteres posted...
tldr: raid her panty drawer
Pervert

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Irony
12/14/20 2:26:43 AM
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Team up with the kitten to raid the panty drawer

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Lokison
12/14/20 2:31:03 AM
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Irony posted...
Team up with the kitten to raid the panty drawer
Okay, first off the article of clothing needs to be used; so it has her scent; which I would hope she doesnt put used undies in her drawer.

Second, I specifically refrained from referencing under garments for a reason.

Lastly; go for the bra drawer; by law of exchange you're touching boob. Blame the cat.

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JTilly
12/15/20 2:19:50 AM
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Cats are demons

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Smackems
12/15/20 2:21:07 AM
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JTilly posted...
Cats are fluff ball love nuggets


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JTilly
12/15/20 2:21:57 AM
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I wish it never existed


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IloveJesus
12/15/20 2:23:21 AM
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How old is it?

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AP3Brain
12/15/20 2:23:39 AM
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Wtf? You can't make a topic about a kitten and not post pics!
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