boyfriend only likes you because of your dog

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UnfairRepresent 12/13/20 7:12:10 AM #1:	You wake up the morning after to find your girlfriend already wide awake and casually playing with your dog in the other room. She's also clearly already fed your dog. You're pleased your dog loves her so much and she's okay with it. In fact when she comes over they seem to spend all their time together. They're perfect together like pet and owner. Then it hits you like a brick covered in lemon juice. She's only dating you because she loves having a pet dog so much. That's why she seems so bored when you go out and only invited you to her place once but yet is always super keen to hang at your place all the time. Thats why she's always playing with your dog and offering to walk it. Thats why when you meet up the first and last thing she asks is about your dog. Her apartment doesn't allow pets so she's using you to have a pet dog of her own via proxy. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948275829] in Scenario: ... [t:79172202]...</cite> <quote>You wake up the morning after to find your girlfriend already wide awake and casually playing with your dog in the other room. She's also clearly already fed your dog. You're pleased your dog loves her so much and she's okay with it. In fact when she comes over they seem to spend all their time together. They're perfect together like pet and owner. Then it hits you like a brick covered in lemon juice. She's only dating you because she loves having a pet dog so much. That's why she seems so bored when you go out and only invited you to her place once but yet is always super keen to hang at your place all the time. Thats why she's always playing with your dog and offering to walk it. Thats why when you meet up the first and last thing she asks is about your dog. Her apartment doesn't allow pets so she's using you to have a pet dog of her own via proxy. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/13/20 7:14:55 AM #2:	I start mimicking my dog and see how it goes. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:948275866] in Scenario: ... [t:79172202]...</cite> <quote>I start mimicking my dog and see how it goes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 12/13/20 7:31:31 AM #4:	I assume this why 99% of girls date men. You ever look at dating profiles? -Must love dogs -Dogs are better than people -Ill love your dog more than you -I will only date you if my dog likes you Etc --- Nintendo Switch FC: SW-0807-8653-6885 "Blue has the most anti-oxygens." <cite>Vermander posted [p:948276075] in Scenario: ... [t:79172202]...</cite> <quote>I assume this why 99% of girls date men. You ever look at dating profiles? -Must love dogs -Dogs are better than people -Ill love your dog more than you -I will only date you if my dog likes you Etc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/13/20 1:36:48 PM #5:	Vermander posted... I assume this why 99% of girls date men. You ever look at dating profiles? -Must love dogs -Dogs are better than people -Ill love your dog more than you -I will only date you if my dog likes you Etc tips fedora --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948285155] in Scenario: ... [t:79172202]...</cite> <quote>Vermander posted... </cite> <quote>I assume this why 99% of girls date men. You ever look at dating profiles? -Must love dogs -Dogs are better than people -Ill love your dog more than you -I will only date you if my dog likes you Etc</quote>tips fedora </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/13/20 2:05:30 PM #6:	I need to start a tinder for my dog. Ill stand way off in the background. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:948286185] in Scenario: ... [t:79172202]...</cite> <quote>I need to start a tinder for my dog. Ill stand way off in the background. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/14/20 9:32:23 PM #7:	Lost_All_Senses posted... I need to start a tinder for my dog. I ewwww --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948343602] in Scenario: ... [t:79172202]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>I need to start a tinder for my dog. I</quote>ewwww </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/14/20 9:34:21 PM #8:	UnfairRepresent posted... ewwww The joke is that it's bad. You cut the part out that makes it obvious that it's a joke. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:948343665] in Scenario: ... [t:79172202]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>ewwww</quote> The joke is that it's bad. You cut the part out that makes it obvious that it's a joke. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/16/20 4:06:07 PM #9:	Lost_All_Senses posted... The joke is that it's bad. You cut the part out that makes it obvious that it's a joke. if you say so --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948412324] in Scenario: ... [t:79172202]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>The joke is that it's bad. You cut the part out that makes it obvious that it's a joke.</quote>if you say so </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Scenario: You discover your girl/boyfriend only likes you because of your dog