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Drumpf
12/12/20 7:30:18 PM
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She was really hot on social media. A step below those instagram model types. I felt lucky to have her. But after sharing a bathroom with her, I can see why. she got liquid poop on the seat and didn't clean it up. My sink was overflowing from being clogged

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Drumpf
12/12/20 7:31:37 PM
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2/2

eventually, I said "you stink". She got so mad. Deleted me from everything. Sold my PS4 and games, then said we had robbers. Called my dad on my cell phone and said I was drinking all night

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/12/20 7:33:04 PM
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This is a hell of a developing story. I hope to learn more about this crazy mismatch of lovers.

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Drumpf
12/13/20 12:14:33 AM
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It's over with. Unless I respond to her drama queen texts

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Gamerguymass
12/13/20 12:18:21 AM
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If this is real then obviously what you do in this situation is file a police report to get your PS4 and games back and she gets busted.

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LordMarshal
12/13/20 12:19:18 AM
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3 months of liquid poop

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Politics
12/13/20 12:19:56 AM
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haha oh man

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Drumpf
12/13/20 12:21:05 AM
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Gamerguymass posted...
If this is real then obviously what you do in this situation is file a police report to get your PS4 and games back and she gets busted.

Too late. It was a year or two ago...

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Wii_Shaker
12/13/20 12:21:19 AM
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LordMarshal posted...
3 months of liquid poop

It's a shame. If she were more popular on social media she could have bottled it and sold it ala Belle Delphine.

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EffectAndCause
12/13/20 12:23:52 AM
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Were gonna need a pic here, my son.
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LostForest
12/13/20 12:30:20 AM
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This happened

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ToPoPO
12/13/20 12:32:02 AM
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Drumpf posted...
Too late. It was a year or two ago...

sounds like a you problem that it was too late

that advice is for anyone else who gets in a comparable situation
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Vermander
12/13/20 12:34:03 AM
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This sounds very bpd like.
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R1masher
12/13/20 12:57:15 AM
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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I was banging this broad, thought she had a pile of pizza bones (pizza crusts for the uninitiated) in the corner of her room, upon closer inspection turned out to be used tampons... stopped messing with her a couple months later

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jon1012
12/13/20 1:41:40 AM
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what? we need pics. stat.

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viewmaster_pi
12/13/20 1:50:57 AM
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Vermander posted...
This sounds very bpd like.
yeah, sounds like a textbook case of booty poop diarrhea

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CosmicShadows
12/13/20 1:52:03 AM
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lol like CE has a gf.
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Drumpf
12/13/20 12:23:50 PM
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CE had a gf

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Ruvan22
12/13/20 12:39:19 PM
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Drumpf posted...
CE had a gf
How'd you meet?
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Drumpf
12/14/20 10:54:00 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
How'd you meet?

nunya!

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