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DeadBankerDream
12/10/20 4:51:00 PM
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About a week - week and a half ago I bought ten Mars bars. Now I have none left. And the stores are closed.

Fuck.
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kingdrake2
12/10/20 4:52:30 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
the stores are closed.


:(.
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yunalenne10
12/10/20 4:52:52 PM
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Amazon?

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DeadBankerDream
12/10/20 4:56:24 PM
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Crono99 posted...
Can't you just order some with Uber eats? Some convenience stores are connected to the app

I don't think we have uber eats, but even so, ordering mars bars at 11 pm seems extreme.
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Poop2
12/10/20 4:56:54 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I don't think we have uber eats, but even so, ordering mars bars at 11 pm seems extreme.
thats how i live my life
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Smashingpmkns
12/10/20 4:57:34 PM
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DeadBankerDream
12/10/20 4:57:35 PM
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Your username suggests what you spend the rest of your evening on.
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DeadBankerDream
12/10/20 4:58:05 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
They still sell Mars bars?

Why wouldn't they? They're chunky chocolate-y and caramelly goodness.
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Smashingpmkns
12/10/20 4:59:37 PM
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Just looked it up. Guess they don't sell it here in the US and haven't since 02. Weird.
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DeadBankerDream
12/10/20 5:02:17 PM
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Really?

America is truly in its decline.
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Sariana21
12/10/20 5:03:27 PM
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Time to move on to Jupiter bars.

(I had no idea the US no longer sold Mars bars!)

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DeadBankerDream
12/10/20 5:03:44 PM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
Ive never had a Mars bar

It's better than Ariana Grande's farts.
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Try_Another___
12/10/20 5:04:20 PM
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Isnt the Mars bar just an almond snickers?

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DeadBankerDream
12/10/20 5:05:06 PM
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There's no nuts in a Mars bar, what the hell.
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R1masher
12/10/20 5:05:11 PM
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The one they used to sell in the us is different than that crap he was eating

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Try_Another___
12/10/20 5:07:03 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
There's no nuts in a Mars bar, what the hell.

just looked it up and I guess the US mars bar had almonds but was rebranded as snickers almond post-2002

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kriztov1
12/10/20 5:25:37 PM
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Are you from Ireland?

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