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nothanks1
12/08/20 8:17:56 PM
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She said Im her favourite person at work

How do I get her to talk to me without going to HR to complain about me
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TeaMilk
12/08/20 8:19:11 PM
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YoJoe
12/08/20 8:19:54 PM
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nothanks1
12/08/20 8:20:47 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Show her your tummy

I... wow that might work next time a kid pulls the fire alarm.
Show it to all the staff gathering and see which women are violently throwing up and the ones that arent I should ask them to feed me
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YoJoe
12/08/20 8:23:23 PM
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Good way to catch a sexual harassment HR meeting

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Wii_Shaker
12/08/20 8:36:16 PM
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She sounds cute.

Just talk to her when you can.

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nothanks1
12/08/20 9:08:59 PM
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I plan on complimenting her by saying even though trump disowned her, Id let her cook for me
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Wii_Shaker
12/08/20 9:10:00 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
I plan on complimenting her by saying even though trump disowned her, Id let her cook for me

Yikes. I mean, shoot your shot.

I've spouted some hardcore cringe at women before with mixed results.

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VipaGTS
12/08/20 9:10:13 PM
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So, she said you're her favorite person but she doesn't talk to you? Sounds like she just says that so your creepy ass leaves her alone.

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nothanks1
12/08/20 9:12:59 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...


Yikes. I mean, shoot your shot.

I've spouted some hardcore cringe at women before with mixed results.

I thought negging was good

VipaGTS posted...
So, she said you're her favorite person but she doesn't talk to you? Sounds like she just says that so your creepy ass leaves her alone.

I dont think its a good idea to message her at 1am
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VipaGTS
12/08/20 9:15:12 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
I thought negging was good

I dont think its a good idea to message her at 1am
What? If you think talking to her would trigger an HR investigation then you're clearly not really her favorite lol

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nothanks1
12/08/20 9:17:28 PM
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VipaGTS posted...

What? If you think talking to her would trigger an HR investigation then you're clearly not really her favorite lol

Messaging a colleague at 1am will result in HR talking to you
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VipaGTS
12/08/20 9:18:15 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Messaging a colleague at 1am will result in HR talking to you
Then what are you even asking?

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bknight
12/08/20 9:37:18 PM
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Paper bags are hard to find nowadays, but Trader Joe still uses them, big enough to cover a head if you do get lucky.
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nothanks1
12/08/20 9:46:26 PM
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But I like her chubby face
I want to pinch her cheeks
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