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No_U_L7 12/02/20 9:37:26 PM #1: |
what would you do?
on one hand it's super insulting to have to dig your own grave, so you may think "just shoot me you're gonna kill me anyway, at least this way i don't have to do manual labor first" on the other hand, digging extends your life and provides more opportunities for things to go your way, like a cop finding you or a good opportunity to attack back --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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3PiesAndAFork 12/02/20 9:38:45 PM #2: |
I'd dig until I reached the molten chocolate center and jump in myself.
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eggcorn 12/02/20 9:40:30 PM #3: |
3PiesAndAFork posted...
I'd dig until I reached the molten chocolate center and jump in myself. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jon1012 12/02/20 9:40:48 PM #4: |
I'd attack with the shovel. If I die, I die.
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UnfairRepresent 12/02/20 9:41:55 PM #5: |
I'd dig the hole under his feet so he falls in
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Unspecified_NPC 12/02/20 9:42:02 PM #6: |
3PiesAndAFork posted...
I'd dig until I reached the molten chocolate center and jump in myself. --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Neckhomachus 12/02/20 9:42:22 PM #7: |
As soon as that shovel is in my hands I'm swinging. It's him or me.
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Solid Snake07 12/02/20 9:43:17 PM #8: |
jon1012 posted...
I'd attack with the shovel. If I die, I die. This, but I'm pretty sure this isn't something that happens outside of Hollywood scripts... --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 12/02/20 9:45:03 PM #9: |
Id dig it and look around confused and say
"aw man, you know what I did?" He'd lean in to hear what I had to say. Then I'd grab his arm and his gun, disarming him as I pulled him in. I'd then say "i accidentally dug your grave instead" Then I shoot him in the head. But then I realize I have no upper body strength and I end up dying of starvation in the hole as well. I could see out the top, my whole head was outside of the grave when I stand up. I just can't pull my body up and out. It's when I'm too weak to move (3 hours in) that I finally realize I could of just used the shovel to break dirt away to help me climb out. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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untrustful 12/02/20 9:47:55 PM #10: |
Take out my nunchuks and flail them in a show of demonstration to intimidate the gunman into surrendering peacefully.
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Darmik 12/02/20 9:48:38 PM #11: |
Dig up and fly away.
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VTBM 12/02/20 9:49:51 PM #12: |
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The Nintendo Master 12/02/20 9:49:58 PM #13: |
Which kind of dessert are we talking about here, ice cream? Cake? Pie?
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InhumaneRaider 12/02/20 9:51:02 PM #14: |
Leg trip, up kick, flying judo spin kick, dislocate my shoulders and rotate them forward, pop them back in place and then strangle him.
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hockeybub89 12/02/20 9:52:12 PM #15: |
I cover myself in oil and hope it rains.
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-Unowninator- 12/02/20 9:53:20 PM #16: |
jon1012 posted...
I'd attack with the shovel. If I die, I die. --- ''Think of what it would mean if we had a real president, not just somebody who plays one on TV.'' ~ Hillary Clinton Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solar_Crimson 12/02/20 9:58:00 PM #17: |
Do what he says.
After all, not only does he have a gun, but he has a shrink ray as well. I have no idea what plans he had for that dessert afterwards, though. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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