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Trump_MLB
12/02/20 1:05:53 PM
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Doesn't that go against the evolutionary hypothesis? Shouldn't they want the strongest, fittest guy?

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Buzz Killjoy
12/02/20 1:06:48 PM
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They won't want you either way, so what's it to you

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Human_Username
12/02/20 1:08:39 PM
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Buzz Killjoy posted...
They won't want you either way, so what's it to you
Gott dayum

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ZeroX91
12/02/20 1:08:42 PM
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Probably something to do with their dad/uncle/s and fond memories of childhood

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Cleo_II
12/02/20 1:09:48 PM
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I dont. My husband gained a lot of weight after we got married and Ive secretly wished hed lose it and get back to his pre-wedding weight. But I love who he is and some day my looks will fade too or maybe Ill pack some pounds and I know hell still love me for me.
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Flockaveli
12/02/20 1:09:54 PM
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They don't wanna cuddle with what feels like a sack of rocks.

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Garioshi
12/02/20 1:10:11 PM
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Buzz Killjoy posted...
They won't want you either way, so what's it to you
Headshot

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Solution_45
12/02/20 1:10:13 PM
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Settling
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ledbowman
12/02/20 1:10:20 PM
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freud had these hos clocked

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bobbaaay
12/02/20 1:10:27 PM
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CHM_Punk posted...
Daddy issues/fetishes.

I wonder if this has a correlation with the recent spike in popularity of DDLG shit.
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Damn_Underscore
12/02/20 1:11:06 PM
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dad bod = bod of person who can reproduce

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philsov
12/02/20 1:12:08 PM
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1) Usually, they don't like dad bods. They like the person the dad bod is attached to.

2) What does it mean for a human male to be fit, evolutionarily speaking? Looks, money, and status. And 2.5 out of 3 ain't bad. Cute face, decent money, and lots of friends is literally above average.
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Sheiky-Baby
12/02/20 1:12:39 PM
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In the end, your face is what matters. You can have a body of a greek god, but if you have a face like Flat Top or something, it won't matter. You can have a dad bod, love handles, etc, but have a face like Tom Brady, you can get with anyone.

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Vermander
12/02/20 1:12:46 PM
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The true answer is the lifestyle it presents. Dad bods arent severely overweight, however its associated with being healthy but also being able to let loose and eat a pizza or get drunk. Someone who is severely fit likely works very hard and makes sacrifices to maintain that physique which some women find stressful to keep up with, especially in long term relationships.
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CommunismFTW
12/02/20 1:13:25 PM
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Sheiky-Baby posted...
In the end, your face is what matters. You can have a body of a greek god, but if you have a face like Flat Top or something, it won't matter. You can have a dad bod, love handles, etc, but have a face like Tom Brady, you can get with anyone.


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philsov
12/02/20 1:14:19 PM
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Vermander posted...
The true answer is the lifestyle it presents. Dad bods arent severely overweight, however its associated with being healthy but also being able to let loose and eat a pizza or get drunk. Someone who is severely fit likely works very hard and makes sacrifices to maintain that physique which some women find stressful to keep up with, especially in long term relationships.


Also this. It's a "safe" mode instead of being a fuckboy, and allows the female to also be a little complacent.
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Sheiky-Baby
12/02/20 1:15:32 PM
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And in case anyone's wondering what I meant by Flat Top, this guy, from Dick Tracy



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ledbowman
12/02/20 1:16:32 PM
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Sheiky-Baby posted...
And in case anyone's wondering what I meant by Flat Top, this guy, from Dick Tracy

hello chadley

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Neckhomachus
12/02/20 1:18:05 PM
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I asked my first girlfriend this, her answer was "cuz it's how guys are supposed to look" which did not clear it up for me
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VanananaHeyHey
12/02/20 1:19:42 PM
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It's a hope/assumption that he's realistic and easy going (and won't be on the woman to go on crazy diets or killer hikes).

Dadbod (ew, hate the term) is more appealing than a dehydrated, veiny bodybuilder, for sure, but it's not hotter than a fit body.

Also I think everyone is normalizing chubbiness because of the rising average weight and that helps mainstream it. I thought I only had 10, 15 pounds to lose 25 lbs ago and still have a good 10 or so left. Couldn't even see it before.

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Squall28
12/02/20 1:19:56 PM
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Why do men like big mommy milkers?

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Esrac
12/02/20 1:20:59 PM
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They don't. That is PR spread by chubby middle aged men.

Or it just presents a nice balance between fitness and plenty. The guy is still moderately fit and strong, but he provides enough that he can afford to be a little chubby.

Like how peacocks can afford to have big, ungainly plumage.
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Dark_SilverX
12/02/20 1:22:54 PM
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they like daddy

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TheCodeisBosco
12/02/20 1:25:38 PM
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Surprisingly fascinating thread, especially Vermander's post.

I feel like the dad bod buzz mostly came and went a few years ago, though?

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Jiek_Fafn
12/02/20 1:26:07 PM
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Dad bods are a meme. No one wants that shit. The only one pulling it off is Leonardo DeCaprio and it's because he's Leonardo fucking DeCaprio.

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Damn_Underscore
12/02/20 1:26:52 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Dad bods are a meme. No one wants that shit. The only one pulling it off is Leonardo DeCaprio and it's because he's Leonardo fucking DeCaprio.

how about every dad basically

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ledbowman
12/02/20 1:27:02 PM
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Squall28 posted...
mommy milkers
everybody please stop this. yall make it embarrassing to like tits

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Drug_Smoker
12/02/20 1:27:03 PM
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TC is saying he is attracted to men with muscles.

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Jiek_Fafn
12/02/20 1:29:36 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
how about every dad basically
Their wives picked them before they got dad bods. Now they're both out of shape with few options that don't require working hard.

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Simp
12/02/20 1:35:04 PM
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I wish I weren't so fit that women don't want to give me a chance :(
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SocialistGamer
12/02/20 1:38:29 PM
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Means guy is successful.

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Trump_MLB
12/02/20 1:38:50 PM
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Ivana got fat that's why I divorced her. Melania stays fit.

Why do girls let guys just be Ivana from the start? Couldn't girls force guys to be like Ivanka?

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ledbowman
12/02/20 1:41:07 PM
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first lady melania keeps it tight hnn

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ThyCorndog
12/02/20 1:41:35 PM
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Trump_MLB posted...
evolutionary hypothesis
used way too much to explain human behaviors that are determined socially and culturally. basically evolutionary explanations of everything is pseudoscience

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Trump_MLB
12/02/20 2:10:35 PM
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mike tyson has a dad bod by insta standards

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Trump_MLB
12/02/20 2:13:03 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
basically evolutionary explanations of everything is pseudoscience
not to ad hominem, but are you single? feels like the perspective of a redpiller who's been frequenting a site daily for almost 6000 days

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nemu
12/02/20 2:13:47 PM
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No idea if it's actually attractive or just a meme, but could be due to the idea that someone who can afford to be out of shape slightly has enough resources to be seen as a good provider. Or otherwise could be due to some ingrained idea connecting it with maturity. But probably mostly a meme.
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radical rhino
12/02/20 2:15:03 PM
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Women prefer fit muscular men. Dad bod is just a joke about how men get fatter as they age/have kids.

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ThyCorndog
12/02/20 2:17:01 PM
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Trump_MLB posted...
not to ad hominem, but are you single? feels like the perspective of a redpiller who's been frequenting a site daily for almost 6000 days
no I have a gf of 3 years

evolutionary psychology is 99% bullshit

in fact, it's redpillers that typically advocate it. your post is pretty sus

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DarkChozoGhost
12/02/20 2:17:14 PM
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A "dad bod" isn't just some overweight guy. It's someone that used to work out, and still has strong muscles underneath that he can flex and show off, but eased up a little and has a beer gut.

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R1masher
12/02/20 2:21:09 PM
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Fucks a mom bod

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Machete
12/02/20 2:23:25 PM
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Buzz Killjoy posted...
They won't want you either way, so what's it to you

lmao

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Trump_MLB
12/02/20 6:29:06 PM
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why is having a big body related to accumulating resources? do people really think we walk around like cavemen looking for resources? is that why so many women date losers and childmen?

feels like this evolutionary stuff is bs and women just date whoever they damn please, basing it off things that matter to them, like how they look compared to their dad, how they treat them, and their status. i guess "their status" can be strange when millions of perfect 10s dress in nothing for frat boys but thats our society

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ZeroX91
12/02/20 7:24:27 PM
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Squall28 posted...
Why do men like big mommy milkers?
Leftover food association....even an Acup seems huge when you a month old

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3PiesAndAFork
12/02/20 7:31:54 PM
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Squall28 posted...
Why do men like big mommy milkers?
I don't. I like breasts that are proportionally sized to the body.

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bobaban
12/02/20 7:35:40 PM
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Similar reason some guys like thick girls like Ashley Graham
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