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Turbam 11/29/20 12:09:59 PM #1:	All lemon scented soap now smells like fleshlights to me --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:947728752] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>All lemon scented soap now smells like fleshlights to me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrankJaegr 11/29/20 12:10:31 PM #2:	Any good fleshlight stories? <cite>FrankJaegr posted [p:947728772] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>Any good fleshlight stories? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MikeG 11/29/20 12:12:43 PM #4:	I...I don't think you're supposed to use soap on Fleshlights. It degrades the material. --- Master P-in' on these lost Europeans thievin'. I'm Jack Johnson, I beat a slave catcher snaggletooth. This life'll stress you like Orson Wells on the radio. <cite>MikeG posted [p:947728845] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>I...I don't think you're supposed to use soap on Fleshlights. It degrades the material. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrankJaegr 11/29/20 12:12:50 PM #5:	tote_all posted... The only good one is the story of that video where they strap one to a car's exhaust. It's hilarious. Can't post it I think. WOw! Is it like pulling the sides of the neck of a balloon outward so it makes that high pitched sound? :o <cite>FrankJaegr posted [p:947728850] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>tote_all posted... </cite> <quote>The only good one is the story of that video where they strap one to a car's exhaust. It's hilarious. Can't post it I think.</quote> WOw! Is it like pulling the sides of the neck of a balloon outward so it makes that high pitched sound? :o </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 11/29/20 12:14:20 PM #6:	nice, just add candles to your masturbatory routine to top it off with a bit of class --- The pamphlet on First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths. The truths don't provide any answers. <cite>g0ldie posted [p:947728877] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>nice, just add candles to your masturbatory routine to top it off with a bit of class </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 11/29/20 12:14:40 PM #7:	PSA After washing your Fleshlight make sure it is completely dry before putting it back in the case. I made the mistake of not doing that and it got all moldy and I had to throw it out. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:947728888] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>PSA After washing your Fleshlight make sure it is completely dry before putting it back in the case. I made the mistake of not doing that and it got all moldy and I had to throw it out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 11/29/20 12:18:13 PM #8:	a-c-a-b posted... I made the mistake of not doing that and it got all moldy and I had to throw it out. !!! --- "If you know the why, you can live any how." - Nietzsche <cite>brestugo posted [p:947728989] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>a-c-a-b posted... </cite> <quote> I made the mistake of not doing that and it got all moldy and I had to throw it out.</quote> !!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/29/20 12:22:50 PM #9:	That's funny, I clean my vagooter with soap. They're exactly the same thing! Also, I clean dishes with soap. Fleshlights, vagoos, and plates are the exact same thing. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:947729133] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>That's funny, I clean my vagooter with soap. They're exactly the same thing! Also, I clean dishes with soap. Fleshlights, vagoos, and plates are the exact same thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
carljenk 11/29/20 12:25:08 PM #10:	gunplagirl posted... Fleshlights, vagoos, and plates are the exact same thing TIL --- Sorry if my posts make you feel emotional. It is not my intent. Make America Nazi-Free Again. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2 <cite>carljenk posted [p:947729198] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Fleshlights, vagoos, and plates are the exact same thing</quote>TIL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 11/29/20 12:30:49 PM #11:	gunplagirl posted... vagooter --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:947729378] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>vagooter</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/29/20 12:31:55 PM #12:	carljenk posted... TIL They also can all be eaten from --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:947729419] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>carljenk posted... </cite> <quote>TIL</quote>They also can all be eaten from </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 11/29/20 12:32:25 PM #13:	Y'all don't just lick clean your fleshlights? Smh --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:947729436] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>Y'all don't just lick clean your fleshlights? Smh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewerx 11/29/20 12:33:04 PM #14:	gunplagirl posted... That's funny, I clean my vagooter with soap. Lemon scented soap, though? --- Watching the shadows burn <cite>Firewerx posted [p:947729459] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>That's funny, I clean my vagooter with soap.</quote>Lemon scented soap, though? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MikeG 11/29/20 12:35:14 PM #15:	Stop using soap on your fleshlights. --- Master P-in' on these lost Europeans thievin'. I'm Jack Johnson, I beat a slave catcher snaggletooth. This life'll stress you like Orson Wells on the radio. <cite>MikeG posted [p:947729525] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>Stop using soap on your fleshlights. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/29/20 12:36:29 PM #16:	Firewerx posted... Lemon scented soap, though? Adds it to my shopping list I do, now --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:947729565] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>Firewerx posted... </cite> <quote>Lemon scented soap, though?</quote>Adds it to my shopping list I do, now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewerx 11/29/20 12:38:13 PM #17:	gunplagirl posted... Adds it to my shopping list I do, now I'm not sure that's wise. Surely there'd be a small risk of it attracting wasps? --- Watching the shadows burn <cite>Firewerx posted [p:947729605] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Adds it to my shopping list I do, now</quote>I'm not sure that's wise. Surely there'd be a small risk of it attracting wasps? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/29/20 12:38:52 PM #18:	Firewerx posted... I'm not sure that's wise. Surely there'd be a small risk of it attracting wasps? Please don't insert wasp nests, yes I remember that news article --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:947729616] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>Firewerx posted... </cite> <quote>I'm not sure that's wise. Surely there'd be a small risk of it attracting wasps?</quote>Please don't insert wasp nests, yes I remember that news article </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/29/20 12:39:26 PM #19:	Why dont flashlights come with an asshole attached.... I always finish in the ass --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:947729636] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>Why dont flashlights come with an asshole attached.... I always finish in the ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 11/29/20 12:42:48 PM #20:	Turbam posted... All lemon scented soap now smells like fleshlights to me So is this your new fetish? --- teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanvonDoom I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight <cite>teepan95 posted [p:947729742] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>All lemon scented soap now smells like fleshlights to me</quote> So is this your new fetish?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
carljenk 11/29/20 6:39:20 PM #21:	gunplagirl posted... They also can all be eaten from Fleshlight? --- Sorry if my posts make you feel emotional. It is not my intent. Make America Nazi-Free Again. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2 <cite>carljenk posted [p:947741906] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>They also can all be eaten from</quote>Fleshlight? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 11/29/20 6:40:37 PM #22:	Be careful. You might attract the attention of lemon-stealing whores. R1masher posted... Why dont flashlights come with an asshole attached.... I always finish in the ass I feel like they must make a double-sided one that's marketed towards gay dudes. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:947741967] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>Be careful. You might attract the attention of lemon-stealing whores. R1masher posted... </cite> <quote>Why dont flashlights come with an asshole attached.... I always finish in the ass</quote>I feel like they must make a double-sided one that's marketed towards gay dudes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/29/20 11:11:48 PM #23:	carljenk posted... Fleshlight? Have you not seen that gif of the guy eating cereal from one? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:947751002] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>carljenk posted... </cite> <quote>Fleshlight?</quote>Have you not seen that gif of the guy eating cereal from one? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vbty3 11/29/20 11:13:29 PM #24:	This reminds me of that one topic where this guy said he was using flesh lights like nunchucks and training every day. --- Steam Wishlist: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043569354/wishlist <cite>vbty3 posted [p:947751047] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>This reminds me of that one topic where this guy said he was using flesh lights like nunchucks and training every day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Neckhomachus 11/29/20 11:14:35 PM #25:	you guys clean it? pro tip: the mold adds some titillating friction <cite>Neckhomachus posted [p:947751077] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>you guys clean it? pro tip: the mold adds some titillating friction </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
carljenk 11/30/20 12:15:21 AM #26:	gunplagirl posted... Have you not seen that gif of the guy eating cereal from one? No lol --- Sorry if my posts make you feel emotional. It is not my intent. Make America Nazi-Free Again. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2 <cite>carljenk posted [p:947752647] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Have you not seen that gif of the guy eating cereal from one?</quote>No lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaccharineSmile 11/30/20 12:28:07 AM #27:	gunplagirl posted... Have you not seen that gif of the guy eating cereal from one? the fuck? --- Sent from my IPhone X <cite>SaccharineSmile posted [p:947752939] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Have you not seen that gif of the guy eating cereal from one?</quote> the fuck? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 11/30/20 12:30:04 AM #28:	R1masher posted... Why dont flashlights come with an asshole attached.... I always finish in the ass Some do. --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:947752970] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted...</cite> <quote>Why dont flashlights come with an asshole attached.... I always finish in the ass </quote> Some do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fate311 11/30/20 12:36:40 AM #29:	gunplagirl posted... Have you not seen that gif of the guy eating cereal from one? What the actual fuck? --- https://imgur.com/CCG415v <cite>fate311 posted [p:947753125] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Have you not seen that gif of the guy eating cereal from one?</quote> What the actual fuck? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Neckhomachus 11/30/20 12:37:12 AM #30:	fate311 posted... What the actual fuck? hey man if you think about it how's it different from eating out of a plastic bowl? <cite>Neckhomachus posted [p:947753138] in I clean my... [t:79142602]...</cite> <quote>fate311 posted... </cite> <quote>What the actual fuck?</quote>hey man if you think about it how's it different from eating out of a plastic bowl? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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