Current Events > Would you let your time traveling future self have sex with your girlfriend?

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UnfairRepresent 11/25/20 1:55:11 PM #1:	If he was around Yes No If he was around - Results (25 votes) Yes 44% (11 votes) 11 No 56% (14 votes) 14 There is a big purple portal in New York and a man steps out of it claiming to be from the future to sort out a bunch of shit that's going to fuck up the world. You're shocked when you discover that it is you and indeed later your future self turns up at your home to meet up with your girlfrend, the one he loves. He says that he is going to be here for a while and has needs. He's taken aback that you would hesitate over this because you're literally just him. "But I'm you. It's my wife and I'm never gonna cheat on her. You're cockblocking yourself." It seems like you and your girlfriend get even closer and more attatched in the future than you are right now. Would you let you sleep with your girlfriend? Or would you demand that you do not? Replace with boyfriend if you're that way inclined. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947592752] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote> If he was around Yes No Vote View Results If he was around - Results (25 votes) Yes 44% (11 votes) 11 No 56% (14 votes) 14 Show Voting Form There is a big purple portal in New York and a man steps out of it claiming to be from the future to sort out a bunch of shit that's going to fuck up the world. You're shocked when you discover that it is you and indeed later your future self turns up at your home to meet up with your girlfrend, the one he loves. He says that he is going to be here for a while and has needs. He's taken aback that you would hesitate over this because you're literally just him. "But I'm you. It's my wife and I'm never gonna cheat on her. You're cockblocking yourself." It seems like you and your girlfriend get even closer and more attatched in the future than you are right now. Would you let you sleep with your girlfriend? Or would you demand that you do not? Replace with boyfriend if you're that way inclined. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 11/25/20 1:57:11 PM #2:	Wouldn't that potentially destroy the universe, especially if we accidentally came in contact with each other? --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:947592820] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't that potentially destroy the universe, especially if we accidentally came in contact with each other? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orlando_Jordan 11/25/20 1:58:09 PM #3:	I tell him that he has to be the lucky Pierre. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 <cite>Orlando_Jordan posted [p:947592848] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>I tell him that he has to be the lucky Pierre. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 11/25/20 1:58:25 PM #4:	Hell no and if this was future me he would know that I do not share the people I am involved with sexually. Dude would get kicked out or I would just kill him since something is not adding up. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:947592855] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Hell no and if this was future me he would know that I do not share the people I am involved with sexually. Dude would get kicked out or I would just kill him since something is not adding up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 11/25/20 1:59:30 PM #5:	I would saw my legs off to teach him a lesson --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L https://imgur.com/mwTy0iF https://imgur.com/FCER80e <cite>Middle hope posted [p:947592887] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>I would saw my legs off to teach him a lesson </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/25/20 2:00:12 PM #6:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... Hell no and if this was future me he would know that I do not share the people I am involved with sexually. It's not "sharing" to your future self because he literally is you. Unless you consdering it sharing when you have sex because your past self was also fucking her a second ago. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947592909] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... </cite> <quote>Hell no and if this was future me he would know that I do not share the people I am involved with sexually.</quote>It's not "sharing" to your future self because he literally is you. Unless you consdering it sharing when you have sex because your past self was also fucking her a second ago. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath 11/25/20 2:00:40 PM #7:	Hell no, fuck that asshole. --- PSN/GT: BigDaffej <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:947592930] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Hell no, fuck that asshole. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyFraska 11/25/20 2:01:49 PM #8:	nah bro lol <cite>JimmyFraska posted [p:947592986] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>nah bro lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/25/20 2:03:40 PM #9:	is he part robot with a bad mexican accent? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947593048] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>is he part robot with a bad mexican accent? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 11/25/20 2:03:53 PM #10:	He's got a right hand too, no need to use mine --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:947593057] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>He's got a right hand too, no need to use mine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/25/20 2:03:59 PM #11:	EmbraceOfDeath posted... Hell no, fuck that asshole. Hey don't put yourself down like that --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947593060] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>EmbraceOfDeath posted... </cite> <quote>Hell no, fuck that asshole.</quote>Hey don't put yourself down like that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 11/25/20 2:04:37 PM #12:	Sure. We can do a threesome <cite>Zikten posted [p:947593087] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Sure. We can do a threesome</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/25/20 2:05:17 PM #13:	Its obvious that this already happened or it wouldnt even be a question --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:947593116] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Its obvious that this already happened or it wouldnt even be a question </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/25/20 2:05:24 PM #14:	Garioshi posted... He's got a right hand too, no need to use mine Technically it's the same right hand. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947593124] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>He's got a right hand too, no need to use mine</quote>Technically it's the same right hand. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 11/25/20 2:06:46 PM #15:	Zikten posted... Sure. We can do a threesome Then your balls touch and this happens. Skip to 1:20 in this vid. https://youtu.be/SH-Cunv9Wxk --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:947593172] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>Sure. We can do a threesome</quote> Then your balls touch and this happens. Skip to 1:20 in this vid. https://youtu.be/SH-Cunv9Wxk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 11/25/20 2:07:25 PM #16:	What if having sex with your past girlfriend gives birth to yourself because your past girlfriend is actually your future mother that traveled in the past to warn you about the apocalypse but got side tracked and has now caused the end of the world --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:947593189] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>What if having sex with your past girlfriend gives birth to yourself because your past girlfriend is actually your future mother that traveled in the past to warn you about the apocalypse but got side tracked and has now caused the end of the world</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 11/25/20 2:08:23 PM #17:	Smashingpmkns posted... What if having sex with your past girlfriend gives birth to yourself because your past girlfriend is actually your future mother that traveled in the past to warn you about the apocalypse but got side tracked and has now caused the end of the world What a twist --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:947593221] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>What if having sex with your past girlfriend gives birth to yourself because your past girlfriend is actually your future mother that traveled in the past to warn you about the apocalypse but got side tracked and has now caused the end of the world</quote> What a twist </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/25/20 2:18:46 PM #18:	Smashingpmkns posted... What if having sex with your past girlfriend gives birth to yourself because your past girlfriend is actually your future mother that traveled in the past to warn you about the apocalypse but got side tracked and has now caused the end of the world Is this your way of voting yes? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947593590] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>What if having sex with your past girlfriend gives birth to yourself because your past girlfriend is actually your future mother that traveled in the past to warn you about the apocalypse but got side tracked and has now caused the end of the world</quote>Is this your way of voting yes? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 11/25/20 2:22:32 PM #19:	UnfairRepresent posted... Is this your way of voting yes? Just trying to sweeten the deal. --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:947593709] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Is this your way of voting yes? </quote> Just trying to sweeten the deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lordofmud 11/25/20 2:26:55 PM #20:	I bang both of them. It's just masturbation. Double team her too. Man, why couldn't both my future self and his wife come through. What a foursome! --- I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides <cite>lordofmud posted [p:947593849] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>I bang both of them. It's just masturbation. Double team her too. Man, why couldn't both my future self and his wife come through. What a foursome! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lunar_Savage 11/25/20 2:27:17 PM #21:	Sure. Because if future me steals her, that becomes the reason I invent/discover/pursue time travel in the first place. To get through the loop so I can go time travel with her. I can live the ultimate Back to the Future timeline. ...next. --- Number of Mega Cookies given: (::::) 30 Tips top hat, adjusts monocle, and walks away with a cane. And yes, that IS Mr. Peanut laying unconscious on the curb <cite>Lunar_Savage posted [p:947593861] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Sure. Because if future me steals her, that becomes the reason I invent/discover/pursue time travel in the first place. To get through the loop so I can go time travel with her. I can live the ultimate Back to the Future timeline. ...next. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/25/20 2:30:23 PM #22:	--- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947593981] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/25/20 2:31:37 PM #23:	lordofmud posted... I bang both of them. It's just masturbation. Double team her too. Man, why couldn't both my future self and his wife come through. What a foursome! Women can't time travel dude. Everyone knows that. In the future anyway. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947594021] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>lordofmud posted... </cite> <quote>I bang both of them. It's just masturbation. Double team her too. Man, why couldn't both my future self and his wife come through. What a foursome!</quote>Women can't time travel dude. Everyone knows that. In the future anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 11/25/20 2:38:05 PM #24:	Middle hope posted... I would saw my legs off to teach him a lesson lmao --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:947594234] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Middle hope posted... </cite> <quote>I would saw my legs off to teach him a lesson</quote> lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 11/25/20 2:39:56 PM #25:	as long as I get to watch --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:947594295] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>as long as I get to watch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/25/20 2:53:43 PM #26:	Dark_SilverX posted... as long as I get to watch eeeww --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947594806] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Dark_SilverX posted... </cite> <quote>as long as I get to watch</quote>eeeww </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 11/25/20 2:55:21 PM #27:	yes surely he picked up a few tricks and tips for better lovemaking in all his years, so i will allow me to bang my girlfriend as long as he teaches me aforementioned tips --- NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 1 (12-4): https://imgur.com/4Pvr5rT NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 2 (11-5) (ELIMINATED): https://imgur.com/BBhN2z3 <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:947594866] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>yes surely he picked up a few tricks and tips for better lovemaking in all his years, so i will allow me to bang my girlfriend as long as he teaches me aforementioned tips </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 11/25/20 3:02:44 PM #28:	https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_cenSpUBRdk --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:947595102] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_cenSpUBRdk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/25/20 4:27:13 PM #29:	Dead even so far --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947598139] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Dead even so far </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/26/20 10:30:33 AM #30:	Dead even so far --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947624567] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Dead even so far </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/27/20 1:23:50 PM #31:	Lunar_Savage posted... Sure. Because if future me steals her, that becomes the reason I invent/discover/pursue time travel in the first place. To get through the loop so I can go time travel with her. I can live the ultimate Back to the Future timeline. ...next. Can you steal something from yourself? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947664082] in Would you ... [t:79134960]...</cite> <quote>Lunar_Savage posted... </cite> <quote>Sure. Because if future me steals her, that becomes the reason I invent/discover/pursue time travel in the first place. To get through the loop so I can go time travel with her. I can live the ultimate Back to the Future timeline. ...next.</quote>Can you steal something from yourself? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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