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Panthera
11/24/20 1:05:50 PM
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No planning can overcome a guy being able to drop you before you can even blink.

Of course Batman the human with no superpowers never has this problem because of his vast superhuman powers.
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Chicken
11/24/20 1:12:09 PM
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Batman plans a scenario where Thor becomes deemed unworthy of Mjolnir and loses Stormbreaker. Then he swoops in and does bat stuff.

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Guns_of_Verdun
11/24/20 1:16:51 PM
#54:


Panthera posted...
No planning can overcome a guy being able to drop you before you can even blink.
He's beatean Superman a few times

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Veggeta X
11/24/20 1:18:44 PM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
He's beatean Superman a few times
Because Superman holds back on purpose.

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Gobstoppers12
11/24/20 1:42:14 PM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
He's beatean Superman a few times
On paper, Superman defeats Batman 100 out of 100 times. The thing is, Superman has a sense of honor and justice that won't allow him to fight his hardest against Bruce/Batman.

Also, depending on the writer, Superman's abilities vary wildly.

Just go ahead and tell me that Batman would defeat Superman 1,000,000

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Guns_of_Verdun
11/24/20 1:48:22 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
The thing is, Superman has a sense of honor and justice
As opposed to Thor who spends his free time murdering children and forcing women to work in his brothels before poisoning his enemies soup to defeat them.

Gobstoppers12 posted...


Just go ahead and tell me that Batman would defeat Superman 1,000,000
Dunno who that is but does Batman have time to plan?

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DB_Insider
11/24/20 1:48:49 PM
#58:


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In shape Thor with Stormbreaker almost killed Thanos with all Infinity Stones.

Unless that plan is to call in Daddy Superman, there's not really a plan he can come up against to fight that much raw power.
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realnifty1
11/24/20 2:15:49 PM
#59:


Batman

Batman's Plan:
  1. "Gorr was right", Thor can't lift Mjolnir.
  2. Plan to be worthy, wield Mjolnir.
  3. Use Mjolnir to break Stormbreaker.
  4. Faceroll what is left of Odinson.
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Were_Wyrm
11/24/20 2:26:34 PM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
He's beatean Superman a few times
Those were for charity Clark.

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