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coh
11/17/20 5:20:41 AM
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The ass is a vulnerable part of a womans body and as men we are attracted to vulnerability because it triggers our masculine instinct to love and protect them
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Patty_Fleur
11/17/20 5:23:18 AM
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Ass > boobs


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DocDelicious
11/17/20 5:28:22 AM
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men's mate preference for women with a "theoretically optimal angle of lumbar curvature," a 45.5 degree curve from back to buttocks allowing ancestral women to better support, provide for, and carry out multiple pregnancies.

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R1masher
11/17/20 5:30:24 AM
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My theory is that men are attracted to asses because as a species were supposed to breed doggy style and we view asses as just that a breeding ground (if you will). The whole tit thing is just weird mommy issues

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ModLogic
11/17/20 5:30:26 AM
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coh
11/17/20 5:30:41 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Ass > boobs
I disagree but both are good
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Patty_Fleur
11/17/20 5:31:36 AM
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Big boobs can hurt a women's back but have you ever heard of a fat ass causing problems?

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coh
11/17/20 5:31:46 AM
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R1masher posted...
My theory is that men are attracted to asses because as a species were supposed to breed doggy style and we view asses as just that a breeding ground (if you will). The whole tit thing is just weird mommy issues
Doggystyle is pretty hot Ill give you that
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KStateKing17
11/17/20 5:32:30 AM
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I just like how thick butts and thighs jiggle when they move.

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Middle hope
11/17/20 5:32:51 AM
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ModLogic posted...
ass lovers all double dip as scat men
Scibbity bibbity scibbity scibbity scot scot scot

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KingArthur3D
11/17/20 5:35:25 AM
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Think about it, the curvature of a nice apple bottom looks very similar to a nice full bosom. Two sides of the same glorious coin.
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Thompson
11/17/20 5:35:25 AM
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This doesn't explain women liking men's butts, though.

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R1masher
11/17/20 5:37:24 AM
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Thompson posted...
This doesn't explain women liking men's butts, though.

this isnt what were theorizing today, thats next week, didnt you get the email?

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