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Eliza3 11/13/20 12:17:02 AM #1:	Do you believe God really watches people masturbate? Yes No Unsure Do you believe God really watches people masturbate? - Results (49 votes) Yes 77.55% (38 votes) 38 No 20.41% (10 votes) 10 Unsure 2.04% (1 vote) 1 Because that's what I was told all my life growing up. If you believe he does, why would he be doing this? --- The Original Eliza. <cite>Eliza3 posted [p:947105679] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote> Do you believe God really watches people masturbate? Yes No Unsure Vote View Results Do you believe God really watches people masturbate? - Results (49 votes) Yes 77.55% (38 votes) 38 No 20.41% (10 votes) 10 Unsure 2.04% (1 vote) 1 Show Voting Form Because that's what I was told all my life growing up. If you believe he does, why would he be doing this? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PikachuMaxwell 11/13/20 12:18:54 AM #2:	Yes. God enjoys watching it! --- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Favorite Characters: https://imgur.com/tcQlEb7 Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:947105732] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>Yes. God enjoys watching it! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El Mexicano Texano 11/13/20 12:19:01 AM #3:	They say he see's everything does this include murder? --- Hot Girls Message Board https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1291-hot-girls <cite>El Mexicano Texano posted [p:947105736] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>They say he see's everything does this include murder? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 11/13/20 12:21:21 AM #4:	Yea, hes a sick pervert --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:947105801] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>Yea, hes a sick pervert </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 11/13/20 12:22:16 AM #6:	Only the hot people <cite>Zikten posted [p:947105830] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>Only the hot people</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 11/13/20 12:23:25 AM #7:	Cpt_Pineapple posted... lol --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:947105862] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>Cpt_Pineapple posted... </cite> <quote> </quote> lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 11/13/20 12:23:49 AM #8:	It's what I'd do. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:947105875] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>It's what I'd do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 11/13/20 12:29:20 AM #10:	What the fuck else is there to do when you're omniscient. --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:947106017] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>What the fuck else is there to do when you're omniscient. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 11/13/20 12:33:23 AM #11:	he's always watching --- https://imgur.com/e6aBSof - Pus_N_Pecans original! https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - Error1335 original! <cite>RedJackson posted [p:947106108] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote> he's always watching </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 11/13/20 12:34:11 AM #12:	That's his fetish. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:947106120] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>That's his fetish. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 11/13/20 12:39:10 AM #13:	God is a pervy voyeur --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN https://imgur.com/hVC4i6j <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:947106229] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>God is a pervy voyeur </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 11/13/20 12:41:41 AM #14:	--- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:947106281] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornhuskers 11/13/20 12:44:14 AM #15:	No, because it's a sin. God does not like knowing Sin happens in the world. This is one of the lesser sins. Child abuse, murder, and torture being highest on His list. Must suck to be a Communist. --- Know someone who might vote for Biden but unsure? Show them this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9NJa1b2hFo <cite>Cornhuskers posted [p:947106330] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>No, because it's a sin. God does not like knowing Sin happens in the world. This is one of the lesser sins. Child abuse, murder, and torture being highest on His list. Must suck to be a Communist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dr_marble 11/13/20 12:52:30 AM #16:	I like how some translations have Onan killed for jerkin it because it was wicked "in the Lord's sight". Maybe the lord learned his lesson the first time? Or maybe he watches some autoerotic asphyxiations? --- If cuckoldry is a thinking man's fetish, explain G-Eazy. <cite>dr_marble posted [p:947106498] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>I like how some translations have Onan killed for jerkin it because it was wicked "in the Lord's sight". Maybe the lord learned his lesson the first time? Or maybe he watches some autoerotic asphyxiations? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 11/13/20 12:53:25 AM #17:	The creator does in fact watch us masturbate. I can confirm this. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:947106516] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>The creator does in fact watch us masturbate. I can confirm this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dr_marble 11/13/20 12:55:49 AM #18:	Wii_Shaker posted... The creator does in fact watch us masturbate. I can confirm this. Sig checks out Edit: oh I just saw the username --- If cuckoldry is a thinking man's fetish, explain G-Eazy. <cite>dr_marble posted [p:947106559] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>The creator does in fact watch us masturbate. I can confirm this.</quote>Sig checks out Edit: oh I just saw the username </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IloveJesus 11/13/20 1:37:46 AM #19:	Cornhuskers posted... No, because it's a sin. God does not like knowing Sin happens in the world. This is one of the lesser sins. Child abuse, murder, and torture being highest on His list. Must suck to be a Communist. What the fuck is this post? --- Jesus loves us. It only seems fair to love him back. <cite>IloveJesus posted [p:947107462] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>Cornhuskers posted... </cite> <quote>No, because it's a sin. God does not like knowing Sin happens in the world. This is one of the lesser sins. Child abuse, murder, and torture being highest on His list. Must suck to be a Communist.</quote> What the fuck is this post? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 11/13/20 1:40:08 AM #20:	No, but I believe God weighs your good acts and your sins. Masturbation doesn't seem like it would be a sin inherently but giving into your lust probably would be. --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:947107508] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>No, but I believe God weighs your good acts and your sins. Masturbation doesn't seem like it would be a sin inherently but giving into your lust probably would be. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012 11/13/20 1:41:03 AM #21:	I believe God sees everything --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:947107525] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>I believe God sees everything </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 11/13/20 1:51:47 AM #22:	He just wants to see some dong --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:947107728] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>He just wants to see some dong</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 11/13/20 2:33:45 AM #23:	that's what makes it's hot --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:947108513] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>that's what makes it's hot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 11/13/20 2:33:52 AM #24:	Cornhuskers posted... No, because it's a sin. God does not like knowing Sin happens in the world. This is one of the lesser sins. Child abuse, murder, and torture being highest on His list. Must suck to be a Communist. Or a catholic priest. --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:947108518] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>Cornhuskers posted... </cite> <quote>No, because it's a sin. God does not like knowing Sin happens in the world. This is one of the lesser sins. Child abuse, murder, and torture being highest on His list. Must suck to be a Communist.</quote>Or a catholic priest. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 11/13/20 2:36:37 AM #25:	I'd rather him be distracted by me. The real sin is happening on the screen. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:947108579] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather him be distracted by me. The real sin is happening on the screen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LumaRosalina 11/13/20 3:11:25 AM #26:	jon1012 posted... I believe God sees everything --- "The internet is the world's most valuable resource!" -SMG3 Proud creator of Caramelldansen Midas: reddit.com/comments/jnwf0r/ <cite>LumaRosalina posted [p:947109087] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>jon1012 posted...</cite> <quote>I believe God sees everything </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobbaaay 11/13/20 3:35:25 AM #27:	Next time I'm stroking I'm going to lick my lips and say, "yeah? You like that, cloud zaddy?" <cite>bobbaaay posted [p:947109411] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>Next time I'm stroking I'm going to lick my lips and say, "yeah? You like that, cloud zaddy?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornhuskers 11/13/20 4:03:30 AM #28:	bobbaaay posted... Next time I'm stroking I'm going to lick my lips and say, "yeah? You like that, cloud zaddy?" God: --- Brother. Uncle. Engaged (soon!). Veteran. Born in Nebraska, heart in #ATL. Dont believe in Q. Tired of #GOP. Let's go Jon & Raphael. www.gasenate.com <cite>Cornhuskers posted [p:947109838] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>bobbaaay posted...</cite> <quote>Next time I'm stroking I'm going to lick my lips and say, "yeah? You like that, cloud zaddy?" </quote> God:</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CoolCly 11/13/20 4:30:32 AM #29:	He's omniscient. He has no choice in the matter. He sees everything. He sees it all. --- The batman villians all seem to be one big joke that batman refuses to laugh at - SantaRPG <cite>CoolCly posted [p:947110193] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>He's omniscient. He has no choice in the matter. He sees everything. He sees it all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 11/13/20 4:32:37 AM #30:	Ya He has this smile on his face --- There are empty chairs at tables across the nation. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:947110226] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>Ya He has this smile on his face </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 11/13/20 4:47:32 AM #31:	Yeah. He joins in some times <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:947110433] in Do you bel... [t:79106643]...</cite> <quote>Yeah. He joins in some times </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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