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UnfairRepresent
11/11/20 12:16:54 PM
#1:


You ask them what it is all for and they are like "Oh you know, just something I'm working on."



Or boyfriend if you're that way inclined.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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EzeDoesIt
11/11/20 12:19:28 PM
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First I ask if I can rest my head on her mommy milkers and take a nappy nap.

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SwedishWargoat
11/11/20 12:20:42 PM
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I would say: "oh, awsm, sweet" and then have another zip of my expensive norwegian beer.

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jpenny2
11/11/20 12:22:39 PM
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She shouldn't be hoarding poison during a pandemic.

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UnfairRepresent
11/11/20 4:05:04 PM
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SwedishWargoat posted...
I would say: "oh, awsm, sweet" and then have another zip of my expensive norwegian beer.
German beer > Norwegian

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CanuckCowboy
11/11/20 4:08:52 PM
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what was that meme from a while back?

Something like

Wife on her deathbed: "I have to confess something to you."

Husband: "no there's nothing you need to confess."

Wife: "there is. I want to go with a clean conscious. I had an affair with your brother."

*Husband leans in close and whispers to wife* "i know. Thats why I poisoned you."

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UnfairRepresent
11/11/20 5:29:36 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
what was that meme from a while back?

Something like

Wife on her deathbed: "I have to confess something to you."

Husband: "no there's nothing you need to confess."

Wife: "there is. I want to go with a clean conscious. I had an affair with your brother."

*Husband leans in close and whispers to wife* "i know. Thats why I poisoned you."
I think that was Churchil

"Sir, If I was your wife I would poison your tea."
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it"

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SquirtleSkwad
11/11/20 5:31:28 PM
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I assume she has her reasons.

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Eliza-Schuyler
11/11/20 5:40:04 PM
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oh, who are you poisoning? ...oh. yeah, thats fair. no one liked her anyway.

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CanuckCowboy
11/11/20 5:44:28 PM
#10:


UnfairRepresent posted...
I think that was Churchil

"Sir, If I was your wife I would poison in your tea."
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it"

He was such a stud.

"Tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly."

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garan
11/11/20 5:58:58 PM
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If she's not going to give me a straight answer, then I call/text/e-mail everyone I know & warn them that if I die to have an autopsy done to check for poisoning.
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Returning_CEmen
11/11/20 6:00:06 PM
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I suddenly want to try Norwegian beer
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PatrickMahomes
11/11/20 6:01:02 PM
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"dammit hun, again?"

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Lost_All_Senses
11/11/20 6:39:54 PM
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garan posted...
If she's not going to give me a straight answer, then I call/text/e-mail everyone I know & warn them that if I die to have an autopsy done to check for poisoning.

You still die in this scenario. You should go back to the drawing board >_>

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UnfairRepresent
11/11/20 6:56:53 PM
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garan posted...
If she's not going to give me a straight answer, then I call/text/e-mail everyone I know & warn them that if I die to have an autopsy done to check for poisoning.
Wouldn't it be up to your wife anyway?

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Questionmarktarius
11/11/20 7:23:59 PM
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"see if you can get some thallium too"
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UnfairRepresent
11/12/20 5:32:24 PM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
oh, who are you poisoning? ...oh. yeah, thats fair. no one liked her anyway.

Sexist

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Eliza-Schuyler
11/12/20 5:36:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Sexist
in my scenario, i have a specific person in mind

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